If yo nigga dont kidnap you when you're stressed, get a new one.

Outdoor Afro is offering scholarships to cover the costs of anyone, at any age, interested in learning how to swim: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I wonder what its like to have a song based on pure hate of you become the official song of the black national holiday.

AAVE! I didn't realize until I was an adult that I actually speak two languages.

And watch, here come the Caucasians, about to run the mf price up.

Dr Phil is a bitch.

Yall. The way im dragging towards this vacation is wild. I don't think I've ever been so tired in my life

I have to hold my phone 6 inches from my face if im not wearing glasses. So.... it's not great 😂

Let’s put it this way: I have doubts about whether I’ll survive in an apocalypse if I can’t get new glasses.

😍😍😍😍😍

Omggg I hopped on there last week for the first time in probably 15 years 😩

Yall remember that article a few years ago that was telling Black folks if they go to Ukraine to help with the war to just brush off any racism bc most have never seen coloreds???? I think about that a lot.

Bringing this article from 2023 back around.

Daniel: *literally anything* Mr Miyagi: IF JOHNNY HAS THREE APPLES!!!

Ok, Kaytranada

It's crazy as hell that the new York times wrote a whole article about tennis prodigys without mentioning the Williams at all.

Nicorette is really missing an opportunity to rebrand to all of these young vapers

I got drunk off three drinks and instead of calling my ex, I emailed my doctor. This is 35.

I'm listening to this podcast about Spiro Agnew and I swear its copy damn paste for today's politics.

Is there a 2025 version of the Green Book?

“Right quick” is quicker than “quickly” but not really as quick as “real quick-like”

A reminder that there's a Black-woman owned site you can use to track the books you've read and want to read, in case you want to leave that *other* site. #BookSky #AmReading #BlackBookSky #StoryGraph

Date night was a success! Thank you again @stealfreecookie.bsky.social

Keep going baby!!

crashout.now Made by a black woman!

Recently its been: Baby, i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey!!

I would love to have been able to hear Walter Cronkites view on journalism in the past 20 years. Wonder if there's a @thedanrather.bsky.social essay somewhere.

AFTERNOON MY OCTAROON!

Had someone made a video of the new pope with a Chief Keef beat yet 👀

#MusicSky 🤣🤣🤣

calling me is crazy... leaving a message???? INSANE

I'm fuckin weak bc Black Bush from the Chappelle Show is literally just T***p.

Give it to me baby: Rick James - She's all that.

Ok I am completely broken by this. The Hague and UN need to see this. #Texas

This is my emergency contact yall.

Sinners is what Black folks been saying we wanted all along: -the ability to tell our own stories -the ability to create original stories -fantasy, horror, magic grounded in our reality -accurate representation of our community Leave it to us to give this to ourselves.

😂😂😂

Why yall ain't tell me you can't drink on inositol?! Been hungover for 3 days 🫠

Netflix, how many black people were in the writers room for this, maze where you get chased by a dog episode??

My girlfriend left me to watch Black Mirror unsupervised like I'm not just gone wake her up if I get too disturbed.

I think about this thread more often than I care to admit

✨️reminder.

Nah bc my face be just like this.

Ryan Coogler is "that mf nigga" is the only correct answer.