GOOD MORNING MY SONG IS OUT EVERYWHERE open.spotify.com/track/5u8Om1...

And if I told you I was cooking how ready are you to eat

Two months on finasteride

I’m now officially wifed up and OFF THE MARKET Happy Pride Month

Please reskeet or help

Officially a fully qualified personal trainer can we get a gay rights in the chat

Leg day

If you ain’t in makeup for the gym what’s the point in even going?

Back on Twitter as @cultofNOD

Bjork Bjork - a Swedish dog idk

another shameless gym pic

We did it girl :3

I need him to give me permission to cast the worst hex possible on his enemies im so serious im actually raging for him. May all the birds around him swoop his eyes and eviscerate his soul fr fr

The least buff furry

Bottled it - I have what’s known as SEVERE FUCKING ANXIETY

Gonna ask him to by my bf I fear I’m scared shitless I need shot

HE FUCKING REPOSTS TIKTOKS OF DOGS NEEDING VET TREATMENT SO OWNERS CAN PAY FOR TREATMENT THIS MAN HAS MY FUCKING HEART OH MY GOD

Two months difference

I’d like to wish my ex Jordan a very die I’d like to wish my old employment a very liquidation I’m fuming

Hottest bitch in any gym fr fr

Need to get them bigger

Accidentally let my defence down too much and now I’m having emotional responses - hate this

Just meant to trim my nipples now my chest is bare Diva down fr

Anyway I’ll be a PT by June in case yall lil alt gays theys and bis wanna join a cult worth sacrificing for

It’s not even 5am and I’m politicising my family group chat wbu divas Maybe HomoPraxis should return to Praxis

Now would be a really good time for cis allies to start wearing trans pride badges and make it even more impossible for the toilet police to determine who is and isn’t trans

THEYVE SCRIBBLED OUT BRAT WHAT IS DOODLEBOBBIN RN

I’ve gained weight I think so I might have a mental breakdown cause body dysmorphia

I love the idea of eating people I think it’s very sustainable

Gonna start using minoxidil cause my hair isn’t any thinner so maybe mullet could return. Stay tuned divas

Meow meow

to cover increased costs they are now the CheckHunters

1.5k to go

120kg LEAN

In my unhealthy coping mechanisms era

Kinda wanna see what would happen if I swapped all GHB in the world for ozempic - I think the leather daddy fisting bear bara piss pig dom community might collapse

ME FATHER IS HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING DIVORCE THIS IS EIGHT NOW IM GONNA COMMIT CRIMES

Hurt me kneeeeeeeee

Shadow the Hedgehog was into Sonic but didn’t confess his feelings until one day he realised the speedster was always pretending to be the same speed as Shadow to stare at his perky red and black ass. Let’s just say, after a few yapping sessions, Shadows Black Doom was cracked like Gaia herself

im having violent thoughts

Tough exterior but soft interior

Meow meow tittie titties meow meow titties

Now that @homopraxis.bsky.social and I found each other on here, enjoy this from when we were Twitter moots 😭

The fact I have to eat this much to lose weight - diva - imagine when I try to bulk again fuck

Leg

Had a trippy fucking dream and now I’m scared of short people with thin glasses and ginger soul patches