To the guys discussing celebrity and theater actors with "big schlongs" last night at the stage show of Kim's Convenience-- thank you. Your conversation was very amusing to overhear 🤣🤣🤣

I just realized that the woman I was afraid of is someone I would be a senior to and not respect or like (now). Weirdly freeing.

What is this?🌱

A meeting at work used a Chappelle Show gif in the presentation, and I am now rewatching the show. Damn, he used to be so funny 🥲

Donkey Kong Country🥲

Anyone good with pepper identification? Grew these from a mystery seed pack from Tyler Farms and they’re shaped like mini bell peppers, about 2.5 inches in length and ripen from green to red. I thought they were going to be sweet and they are but then you get blasted with Serrano level heat. 🌱

Came home to water my plants after my overnight shift.... and the only watermelon sprout that came late and gave me hope for that fruit somehow didn't take root/is dead and gone???? 😭😭😭😭 Fml 🌱

they at her neck in the comments 😂

First watermelon on the board! 🌱

I'm such a naturalist, you got me 😭

I am a watermelon🍉 lover❣️ But only seeded for me. My grandmother used to pickle watermelon🍉 rind. www.southernliving.com/ways-to-use-...

The watermelons are still nowhere to be found, several days outside of their expected germination-- but 5 tomato plants are up and running! 🌱

Lmaoooooooo

The tomatoes are coming!!! 🌱

I have always hated Drake, and used to call Hot Line Bling "The Whiny Ni**a Anthem". But this was a shitty try at something deep (about the commodification of blackness). No reason to hate on this when he sucks in pretty much every other way lol

I remembered a gay movie about an Indian British guy caught up in an arranged marriage and wanted to come out to his parents and his mom already knew bc of him and his cousin as kids but still thought he should get married out of duty to his family? Does ANYONE know the movie I'm thinking of???

I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. My gas mask paid for itself within the first minute the ice agents came out of the building. They escalated to this immediately, like it was a war zone- flash bombs, various gasses… #fightfascism #fuckice

Alaska saw its first aurora last night! Aurora season has officially begun!

My first round of planting resulted in no germination, and then layoffs at my work distracted me from putting down a second effort-- I still have a job, and I'm trying again since the growing season here is so long 🌱

Has anyone else gotten the obnoxious, unprompted "question answered correctly" sound from duolingo as a reminder even when their phone is silenced? It woke me up during the early evening, and I work night shift. So intrusive-- I've disabled notifications, but might delete over this bs 😤

Thanks. I know it's so silly to be wrapped up by a snail dying, but the naturalist in me loved watching her endlessly. She was so damned cool.

My aquatic snail, Persephone, died. Memorial video because I'm sad af--

Couldn't help but listen to the loud drama outside of my house. He didn't want her to fly out, that's all that I know. He also seems kind of..... not cool. Neither does she. Very crazy.

It's June! All queer people, remember to schedule any grudge races soon 😂

Recently got reminded of this gem😂😂😂 youtu.be/wIUh-MHsQKU?...

I love the food I make myself 🥹

The att&t guy was here, had to rush home from night shift to get here (dude gotta be 6'7"). And after doing a few things I told him I was gonna step out for a smoke since it was the end of my day (even though it's morning). And he said "I think I'll join you!" So I smoked a ciggy with a nice giant 😂

Putting your home-grown herbs into premade meals to kick them up s notch? WOOO (it's opal basil) 🫢🌱

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What the actual Fuck? #DoSomething #Trumpisacriminal#ImpeachTrump #lockhimup

You can’t make this up

youtube.com/shorts/xgkhM... 🌱🌵✌🏾

Great tips ✨️🌱

Babysitting, like most girls in the 90s. First really employer was a tiny Mediterranean restaurant in The Gaslamp that no longer exists as a hostess when I was 16. The older men-- whew! Did not stop or give a fuck when I said I was a junior in high school 🤢

I always loved Barbara Walters growing up, bc I was a nerdy kid who watched news stuff and even read newspapers. Nice to see I still like her chops as an adult.

The crows outside are LOUD AF and I need them to chill, actually bc it isn't even 6. Having the time of their lives out there

Most people grow up and realize their parents were right, but one of the most soul-crushing things about having truly bad parents is growing up and realizing YOU were right. That you've been flying solo your entire life. Should feel like vindication, but tastes like ultimate defeat.

He's looking for when my carrots sprout 💚🌱🦎

And cilantro from the hydroponic garden for the tacos tonight! 🌱

Going in the ground today! 🌱

Perfect analogy 😂

FYI, if you get the miracle grow gardening gloves, they are very small (guess a bunch of tiny ladies are out there gardening). I had to get a M/L when I always get small gloves ✍️🏽🌱

A tiny harvest of opal basil from my hydroponic garden 🌱

There is no rational reason for rent to be what it is. It should actually be 3 times cheaper than what it is and anybody that wanna fight me can do so

The hydroponic garden is GROWING. Need to cook something using these herbs soon! 🌱

The blooming flowers are amazing in my neighborhood! 🌱

While we're on the topic, this is a really good resource. A full 10 panel for $140 is REALLY good. They take damn near any form of payment and even have a pay later option. You don't need an appointment. Literally just pay for the tests you want, get the QR code, and go to your nearest lab.

About to start my new job tomorrow, and I am having "going to Disneyland" levels of nervous anxiety. I already did three loads of laundry and cleaned the whole house lol