@preternia.com, looks like the McFarlane Saga figures are up to 90% off on store.skybound.com.

My favorite #Superbowl moment was @talksportytome.bsky.social jumping out of K9’s way on the sideline. Guess all those years dodging the ice water showers paid off! #GoHawks

Sorry, but I don’t need a convicted rapist lecturing me on being obese.

They should have called it Twice Upon A Time in Hollywood.

He’s going to order her a younger, hotter, Slovenian mom.

Man…why couldn’t Chevy just be a good guy?

TAWNY NEWSOM, YOU SON OF A BITCH! #StarfleetAcademy

MJF, hearing the “F*CK ICE” chants.

How does a dude named “Dick Hammer” reconcile with having a grandson named Samuel Darnold?

Man, I wonder where Frasier’s loyalties will lie in this years #SuperBowl…

Just got in the new @cbbworld.bsky.social action figures of Reggie Watts and @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social's Fourvel!

From now on, EVERY biopic will end with the real-life subject looking dead ass into the camera and say “See ya guys!”

One of my favorite things about Return of the Jedi is that they specifically don’t tell 3PO the real plan at the beginning, because they know he’d screw it up.

I just completed the “If I Had Machines I’d Smash You” Challenge. Whom do I contact about my complimentary A24 t-shirt?

La Parka and Mr. Iguana being in the rumble, but NOT Finn Bálor is a great example of why I haven’t watched WWE for the last five years. That and the blood money bullshit.

Well no wonder it crashed!!!

Sucks that Disney already shit the Oz bed, because now seems like a great time to make a “prequel” to Return to Oz that’s a remake of the original story set in that same, darker setting. @hdtgm.bsky.social

Smart of Marvel to introduce the Great Lake Avengers individually in their own projects first, before uniting them for their big team movie.

Now available: Fourvel!! 🔪 Reggie!! 🎹 figurecollections.bigcartel.com/product/cbbb...

Some business owners I know struggled to get their MMA School, Emergency Dental Clinic, and Manicure Salon together in the same strip mall. They really fought tooth and nail.

“Micheal Che! Mikey Day! What else do I have to say?!?” - We Didn’t Start The Fire Billy Joel (1989)

You know who was *awfully* conspicuous by their absence in the #MOTU trailer?….

I might just be a grouchy old man, but I prefer the aesthetic of the 80’s #MOTU movie over the new.

Ask not what your…rare earth. But what you can…there’s no such thing as rare earth.

Wait…did #SNL give Ashley Padilla Tina Fey’s scar to play Kristi Noem?

I once watched about a minute of a Die Antwoord performance through a half-open bathroom window while I took a leak. Which is the exactly right way to enjoy a Die Antwoord performance.

Man, the situation in Venezuela must be that bad if the OPPOSITION leader can be bought off by a facist dictator that easily.

So will the Atlanteans return too, or not? I’m confused…and desperately need to update my spreadsheet.

So when are they making the Steve Perry biopic starring the sexy hockey guy?

It was really smart of Hollywood to make a back-up Franco.

I haven’t seen #MartySupreme, but I wrote the theme song for it that no one was asking for: 🎵MARTY, MARTY, MARTY SUPREME! He plays ping-pong just like a dream!🎵 I anxiously await my Oscar.

QUICK! Get the Cranberries charting again so Weird Al can record Finger (Do You Have To Pull My).

Dear Evanescence, is THAT something?

The big boys are right, MATT CARDONA is IN! Coming soon: Power Packed Wrestlers Matt Cardona! Matt Cardona joins @danhausenad, Kona Brian Adams, Mike Chioda, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Andre the Giant in Power Packed Wrestlers Series 1! #wrestlingfigures #actionfigures #prowrestling #wwe

Two hours and forty-two minutes?!? More like One Bathroom Break After Another, amirite?

My intrigue for #Wonderman is tempered only by my contempt for the character of Trevor Slattery.

Here’s hoping the #StrangerThingsFinale revitalizes this Prince Rogers Nelson fella’s career like early seasons did for Kate Bush’s.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Men At Work Without Hats

@preternia.com I’m not a big Spidey guy, but this seems like a really good deal. www.walmart.com/ip/seort/111...

I give the movie adaptation of @stephenking.bsky.social The Long Walk 4.5 stars. It loses .5 because there wasn’t nearly enough @markhamillofficial.bsky.social.

Carol Sturka is basically living my dream existence of drinking vodka and passing out watching Golden Girls.

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. The tides will be disrupted, there’ll be massive flooding, Mary. Menstrual cycles will be out of whack, Mary. Female baboons will rip each other’s faces off, Mary.

Pat! Could you DO me a favor? Could you REST in peace?!?

Shit/Chaser.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

HUGE thanks to @sethsommerfeld.bsky.social and the @inlander.com for making another dream come true! It was lots of fun sharing my story of working with @figurecollections.bsky.social and @cbbworld.bsky.social in my favorite hometown paper!

I am ready to declare, once and for all, that On Her Majesty’s Secret Service is, in fact, a CHRISTMAS MOVIE!

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Tracy (1990) star, Dick Van Dyke.

I’m going to open an overrated chicken restaurant that’s only open on Sunday and call it Chick-Fil-Atheist.