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a turducken is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turd

Why do we never see what happens to Neal’s partner in PT&A? Clearly the 8 o’clock flight would have been delayed or cancelled as well. #HappyThanksgiving

thinking of her today

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Watched the Fantastic Four movie a few weeks ago and have listened to this song every day since. Such a perfect recreation of a hippie dippy song of that era and I’m surprised I hadn’t heard about it before I got around to seeing the movie

Shipping begins November 28! FC’s latest Macho Man releases include 2 retro figures, one of which is limited to 250 pieces! Get yours now before they sellout at figurecollections.com!

I hate to sound rude, but I had honestly forgotten that Dan Quayle even existed.

There is no feeling more satisfying than separating the peanut butter center from a peanut butter M&M with only your teeth.

Did Stan Lee name January Jones and Cleopatra Coleman?

Hopefully Vlad’s there taking pictures.

I could have sworn there was supposed to be some kinda supernatural element to Eddington. Wasn’t there something weird with cows on the poster or something?

I mean…Darrell Hammond DOES still work at #SNL.

The short-lived Will Forte FOX sitcom The Last Man on Earth is such a goddamn forgotten gem of the 2010s.

Happy "I'M RIBS" day to all who celebrate! @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @ohsewnerdy.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

ALL I want to do is make a rom-com that’s a mix of Clerks and Look Who’s Coming to Dinner, set in the universe of the original Planet of the Apes. Oh! And the soundtrack is all songs by The Kinks. Is that so much to ask?

My biggest fear in life is having to go under anesthesia, because I already say some WEIRD SHIT when I have all of my mental faculties.

I’m trying to compose a joke about shaving Schrodinger’s cat with Occam’s razor, but I can’t tell if it’s funny or not. The simplest punchline is probably the best though.

Dreamt that I was invited to be on @cbbworld.bsky.social as a representative of @figurecollections.bsky.social, and immediately hit the mic with my mouth, causing a loud screeching noise, breaking the mic, and causing the whole show to stop-down. Probably about as good as it would go in real life.

The LA County Coroner has confirmed that legendary KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s cause of death was an acute case of being Ace Frehley.

BREAKING NEWS: Production of Christy VS The Smashing Machine has been halted for unknown reasons.

I was mere milliseconds away from googling who on Earth Dominic Purcell could have played on the early 90’s Judd Hirsch sitcom Dear John.

I don’t mind stand-ups who host #SNL just doing material for their monologue, but they’ve got to figure out a better way to transition out of it. “…no, it’s the BABY that has herpes, not ME! Anyways, we’ve got a great show for you. Jamiroquai is here, so stick around!”

Having previously played Elvis, and now Frankenstein’s Monster, Jacob Elordi is just a Santa Claus away from playing the holy trinity of starring roles.

I was home sick yesterday, so I’m back on the B.R.A.T. diet. Nothing but Bacon cheeseburgers and RATatouille for the next few days.

@preternia.com, got a shipping update from Amazon you might be interested in.

Did they remember to remove the perforated pin-feed holes?

RELEASE THE MALKOVICH CUT! #F4FirstSteps

TARDIS SIGHTING!!!

Alright, on the count of three everyone do the joke. 1,2,3,… 21 gun salute to a hunting buddy’s face.

Crazy that #SNL made a whole documentary called “Downey Wrote That,” then didn’t even bother to interview Robert (Downey [Jr.])

My dearest ladies, and most esteemed of gentlemen, I’ve gathered you all here tonight because it would seem as if a Blippi has been moidered!

Rewatching Jurassic Whatever 7 and the first audible line is “How many times are we going to keep doing this?” My thoughts exactly.

I have three words for you children. Fun. Sized. Bars.

To appease their most racist of fans, the NFL has announced a separate Super Bowl themed concert headlined by famous American Rock Star…{CHECKS NOTES}…Gordon Sumner.

So is June Diane Raphael playing Avar Kriss in the High Republic now? @paulscheer.com

Had the pleasure of meeting Lou Wagner (Lucius from Planet of the Apes) and John Kassir (Shemp from The Three Stooges) last weekend at #HalloweenXspo.

Next round’s on me, lads!

HOLLYWOOD GOOFS: in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002) the characters Jar Jar Binks and Padme Amidala both recognize Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999), despite the fact that he had been re-cast from Jake Lloyd to Hayden Christensen between films.

For the record, I would also like $230 million from the Department of Justice.

I just want it to be noted here that I was in EARLY on Capybaras.

Who did it better?

He really just went and grabbed the White House by the pussy, didn’t he?

Congratulations MLB, you got the two big market teams in the Series like you wanted. Now they can give Judge the MVP and really drive the dagger in. See you in April, you dick.

Dear @mariners.com, thank you for an amazing season.

There’s the @mariners.com, and there’s EVERYONE else. That ends tonight! #ALCS #SiezeTheMoment

It’s nice to see that Mary Hart made it out for a game. #NLCS

[The Mariners get a base runner on after tying the game at 2-2, after being blown out two games at home] Totally Un-Biased Commentators: The Mariners are getting greedy now. #ALCS

If there was a parable of Jesus in the Wampyr Den, we’d all get Halloween off and paid every year.