i think i'm gonna like this recovery game, diana is already the little bubbly girl i wish i could have been 🥹

oh gosh,.. there is an IHOP in walking distance from here...

wild to think i've already spent the last night in my own bed without a pussy tbh

me leaving work like…

people are too polite, imo if i ever start dating someone and my friends think they have rancid vibes that i just don't see for whatever reason, i'd prefer them to tell me there are occasions where it's called for to be tactfully rude. that would be one of them.

oh… hospital billing is calling me it really IS real, huh? 🥹

i don't want to work today. why do i have to work today? i'm getting a pussy in 3 days.. like, prob in surgery in 69 hours (nice) i shouldn't have to work today

i'm not even done packing yet, but the "i'm not forgetting anything, am i?" panic is setting in

after surgery, i think i'm just gonna tell people i don't want to disclose too much about my surgery to simply that i'm working on some really important "inner healing"

uhhhhhhh… gosh women are… 🫠

gotta be funny being my management expecting any work out of me tomorrow

oh fuck, it's shot day! right!

why do i have to work tomorrow? why can i not just leave at, like, noon?

we have reached crawling out of my skin levels of anticipation which i mean… i guess it's less work for the surgeon?

infowars. pick up bimbo mentality

both excited and scared in equal measure which emotion is dominant is a coin flip

omg i drive up to the pussy recovery center (my airbnb) tomorrow omg omg omg

the number of times i've gotten "stop by more often, i usually work [detailed list of hours]" from beautiful women while im out and about is giving me unrealistic expectations for how much of a menace i'll be once i feel like making moves again

med leave is just gonna convince me i hate working in tech more than im already convinced of that, isn't it?

huh. mostly just feeling impatient now

being a woman is so cool, i wish it didn't make literally everyone hate u

hey, does johnny health's figure look curvier and face look rounder in recent videos to anyone else? is the hormel replacement therapy working for him? i hope so.

imo, the world would be better off with less data are you testing a specific theory that could lead to some action based on results? then yes - go collect your data are you just collecting data so it looks like your org is smart and prepared? then don't. just don't.

ugh, i feel like i'm too autistic for corporate life my 2nd level manager asks me a question, and i answer honestly "hard to say" because i simply don't have enough data to be certain something isn't an anomaly, and he's peppering me with 20 questions like i didn't do any work i hate this shit

every morning since monday, i have woken up, leaned forward, and whispered, as close as i can get to my dick, something along the lines of "this is my last thursday waking up with you, any last words?" just so it knows its days are numbered

this is actually giving me so much life, maybe there is good in this world 🥹

good speakers at proper volumes sound better than any headphones air is a better mix and mastering engineer than any human

euphoria don't leave euphoria don't lie to me youtu.be/XDbiTGafqrQ

hitting the end of purity ring's discography i think it's time for HEALTH - DISCO3 & DISCO3+

i know i have thorns. hold me anyway.

i've had half a bottle of red. ama (in the replies. be brave)

🍷🥱💤 youtu.be/9nFRpIFFWmA

i've significantly declutterred my living spaces, and the amount my blood pressure dropped as a result it embarrassing

finally got all the crap off my couch so i can spread out and listen to purity ring on vinyl in a wine induced snoozy stooper, as god intended (and lie comfortably once i'm home during recovery, i guess, and also not be completely embarrassed if i invite anyone in, but y'know, those are secondary)

chat, what do we think?

sorry, no stream today. too much shit to do between work and cleaning/packing before surgery i'll let y'all know when im back to it after 💜

i just wanna feel good about some shit for once, and i'm really hoping that in a few days i can at least be happy about the shape of my own body enough that i know i'm happy in it even if no one is actively expressing any interest in it because i'm not now.

as a coyote, it is my sacred duty to share this trailer to what looks like will be an extremely fun "who framed roger rabbit"esque movie (also if y'all know the story of how david zaslav tried to shelve this film forever as tax-write off, it's gonna land even harder lol) this looks delightful fr

i wait, wait, as the time of goop draws closer

omg there is so much ….BUT 5 DAYS!!!

ok. cheap chinese food, sg-1, and more cleaning i think for the rest of the evening

got picked up from the airport by the most volkswagen looking dude driving a jetta playing the most volkswagen music: techno calling that a win

I think a great set of rules for moving about the world is 1. Don’t be afraid to ask 2. Don’t be afraid to say yes 3. Look like you will say yes

GOING LIVE EXACTLY ON TIME LIKE CLOCKWORK BAYBEE IM A DJ I KEEP THE RHYTHM LETS GET THE RHYTHM GOIN YALL THREE HOURS OF TUNES START NOWWWWW

running a wild experiment where i decide to trust that someone cares when they act like they do & wants to hear how i'm doing like they said they do, and sending them updates like i said i would, and they said they'd like

oh gosh… it's all really happening now isn't it? like… in 6 days… it'll happen 🥹🥰

—hey what’s an abbreviation for apartment? it’s an unwieldy term :oh, it’s apt —it’s an abbreviation so i would hope that it’s apt :no, the abbreviation is apt —correct, apt. the abbreviation is suitable, appropriate, or fitting a situation where i don’t want to say “apartment” :it’s “apt”

god bless airport shopping outlets. where else can you get a box of see's candies, a louis vuitton bag and a red bull at the same checkout line?

🎶 "i took an aiiiiirbus to… the @pussy.zone"

just a tranny headed to the airport at 6:30 in the morning 🥱