Orna what the hell

I think a lot about how Disney had to postpone the latest Captain America movie to 2025 due to the SAG strike, but the Happy Meal tie-ins and branded Coke products still had to be released in 2024.

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

CHOTINER: Your Hinge profile says you're a cinephile. ME: I minored in film. CHOTINER: I'm looking at your Letterboxd. ME: My kid only watches K-Pop Demon Hunters, there's no time. CHOTINER: On your YouTube history, a 2:20:00 "Yakuza: Like a Dragon, All Honk-Honk Girls" speedrun. ME: So,

I honestly think I've heard "Pink Pony Club" on the radio more this summer than I did last summer.

Every poll about policing results in "the food is terrible, and such small portions!"

It's amazing how well "congressional primary candidate plays Hades and Balatro" works on me. Now I understand all the people who said they thought George W Bush was a guy they could have a beer with.

I know we're all having fun with this, but it's worth noting that network tv skews so old that even during the Riverdale era, the average CW viewer was 58.

Why am I waking up here tomorrow?

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

he saw those ICE recruitment ads

An underrated Millennial crime is the fervent belief that one should be able to bring a dog into any establishment, at any time

I don’t want to dunk on anyone because a few people have raised it, but if you’re waiting on them to use the dreaded n-word I think you’re playing into their hands.

At least now the answer of "is Auburn's football coach or basketball coach more morally reprehensible?" is no longer a coin toss

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Who's the most "I wasn't familiar with your game" name on the list? David Arquette?

We heard you like irresponsible journalism so we did some journalism from our national platform as irresponsibly as humanly possible about a community going through a major crisis, pls subscribe

Telling all my dates that I don't buy them flowers because I'm emotionally healthy, actually

cabbage is the unsung MVP of the brassicas

How did this Disney Adults vs Harry Potter adults beef begin? You're only perceiving that HP fans are useless bootlickers because the most obnoxious Millennials you know dumped the franchise five years ago when the TERFiness started.

Congressional Ds in 2010 are the national equivalent of "Sposato and Fioretti co-founded the Chicago City Council progressive caucus in 2013"

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Everyone post a Batman youtu.be/wP7cFVMjDuw?...

I know some Animal Crossing YouTubers who could double these numbers

Pretty soon people will be on Reddit asking how safe their Disneybounding is for protests outside the park gates

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

Why is Outback Steakhouse advertising New York style cheesecake? Isn't that illegal???

MOMMMM Phineas and Ferb are putting PAC-12 football on the tv!

Yeah I've been doing praxis for a while (using friends and family logins for Hulu and Disney+)

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

another way to say this: fascism isn't about rules people follow, it's about categories people are in if you're in the right category nothing you do is bad if you you're in the wrong category nothing you do is good it's not about what you do, it's about who you are

Somebody in Bill Foster's district give him an earful now please (the only Chicago area rep I saw voting yea)

I saw Biss speak the other month and he didn't seem like he was ready for this moment, so seeing him show up for these protests is a pleasant surprise

Asking all candidates at the next forum if they go for a Poseidon or Athena build in Hades 1

(as the irreligious son of an extremely lapsed Catholic who's only been to church for relatives' weddings) THAT'S MY CHICAGO POPE

The world has not been cruel to him yet

There's probably a real story here, for someone smarter than me, that Nexstar and Sinclair have more pull in the broadcast business than Disney/ABC.

It's neither irony, nor hypocrisy, but some other 2020s thing captured by a quote from one Disney IP to engage in anti-capitalism against all of Disney. It could work, but as they say, the mouseter's tools will never dismantle the mouseter's house (sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it)

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

This is true and deserves a reckoning!

Since we all need a laugh, this one was too good to stay on The Everything App™️

(burying my head in my hands) Critical support for the former Man Show host who only emcees the Oscars because nobody else wants to

ah, well

I got a few more stickers to help non residents remember to STFU About Chicago. #chicago

Announcing my new think tank