They don’t call him The World’s Smartest Man

Computer, run program Get This Guy

Brody King has the AEW crowd chanting FUCK ICE loud and proud on primetime cable television. Put every belt on him.

Hey, that Jellyroll “You’ll hear about my politics very soon,” thing was probably the prelude to a Super Bowl commercial, huh?

You can tell by the tie length nobody loves him

I had somehow, blessedly, forgotten about Clint Bowyer

Looks the part

Did the president shit himself again?

if these two criminals had more training over the course of their 8- and 11-year careers,

The pure cruelty of putting a five year old through all this for absolutely no benefit to anyone or anything

hell yeah

Is anybody else finding the United States of America to be not as cracked up as it seems?

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

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This is what the new Subaru Outback looks like

Holy shit that Pens goal

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

What if it happens today?

Whose rhetoric? Because the entire administration was claiming Somalis were eating pets, and committing fraud. Are we supposed to just accept those lies and provocations?

Whatever I have done, to make this item appear in a targeted ad at 7:30 in the morning, I would like to undo immediately

You want to be the guy Springsteen writes songs for, and not the guy he writes them about

What if it happens today?

Orange is a type of yellow, and red is a type of orange, but red is not a type of yellow. Blue is a type of green, and purple is a type of blue, but purple is not a type of green.

After seeing that video of Ilhan Omar, the White House is going to hire a bunch of guys to attack the President, so he can fight them off like this

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

That’s The Joker from Batman

Are y’all aware of the TV show on Peacock about a guy’s eyes and ears getting hacked?

I assume this is about him being a miserable old cheater, who never had any success without the winningest QB of all time?

Abolish DHS The whole thing was a trauma response to 9/11 that was a mistake to begin with TSA can move under the DoT where it belongs, we can create a new, non-fascist agency to handle immigration processing, the other duties can be reabsorbed by the agencies who gave them up to make it

these people seem like idiots

A biblical parable playing out in real life

They flushed Greg Bovino down the toilet like doo doo

Fighting Bovino would be like playing against Oddjob in Goldeneye

He should still get to go city to city, but only so people can line up and kick him in the butt

@scottaukerman.bsky.social Hi, Scott, I’ve been out of the loop for a little bit, and I’m trying to catch up. Do people still say “heynong man” to you?

BREAKING: A Big Piano fell directly onto Greg Bovino. Witness statements indicate his teeth were replaced with the piano’s keys. Conflicting reports about birds flying around the lump that quickly formed atop his head. His condition, at this time, is unknown, but can be presumed to be “looney.”

word is he has a new office awaiting him

[The part in Ants Marching where he sings “take these chances” voice] Hey there, Moleman

Tom Brady just made a sound I have never heard before

Ya girl Angie is back with another Cyber Saturday Tech tip! Did You Know? You can hard-lock an iPhone so Face ID won't unlock it, only the passcode will, by pressing the power button 5 times in a row. Why not learn how to do this with one hand when your phone is still in your pocket? Well, see ya!

Shit Boy

Statement from Kentucky state Rep. Nima Kulkarni of Louisville on the killing by ICE agents this morning in Minneapolis. Includes another call out of Louisville Mayor Craig Greenberg.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.