@techconnectify.bsky.social where do you get the lava lamps in your backyard set? and/or do you have any brand recommendations? mine stopped working and i don’t know enough about electronics to try to fix it but i’d love to buy one that’s going to last longer than a few months

every year i end up doing some kind of home improvement project in january. last year it was a new couch. this year it was doing a gallery wall in my living room ft an INSANE amount of @gremren.bsky.social’s art

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

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JUST BE KIND TO OTHERS, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS BASTARDS!

THIS IS THE SECOND FATHER TO MEET JD VANCE AND IMMEDIATELY DIP OUT FOREVER.

can confirm the most successful way to make friends is literally just asking people if they wanna hangout with you outside of the setting you normally see them in

a man has me smiling at my phone for the first time in months, i fear i am well and truly cooked

sometimes it’s just a girl and the no sew fleece blanket she made in middle school against the world

Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.

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merry christmas from these idiots

does the company behind this ad understand they are buying ad space on tumblr of all places? joe biden’s internet’s tumblr?????

down bad being my top song of the year is WILD but everything else tracks

saying "fan behavior" when my cat follows me to the toilet

UNOWN COOL S

all of yall saying your bluesky feeds are better than your twitter feed kind of confuse me cuz like…… did yall not curate your feed with incredible attention to detail? like. my twitter feed was a mix of internet friends, celebrities who never posted anything annoying, and animal photos

off to the markets 🚃 🌙

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i think i will keep my twitter profile up because i’ve had that thing for 15 years but perhaps……. perhaps blue sky will replace it on my bar of shortcut apps on my phone next to spotify and tumblr

the new social media profile needs to be christened with photos of the two stupidest cats alive, they hate each other and i love them so much

i don’t know how i’m supposed to keep getting out of bed day after day for the next 4 years and keep putting one fucking foot in front of the other