doing 'scary vampire sqq' who gives a shit

personal news we're gonna get married :)

instead of watching a minecraft movie you can watch my cat linus brave the nether instead

Wife! #svsss

Respect must be paid

not tagging the author of the idea in my social media fanfiction but i saw recently an interpretation that "if you're hot it's hard to figure out your sexuality," something i think is enchantingly lbh (threadfic)

i feel like sy transmigrating in nyy would be kind of like when sy transmigrated into sqq but in reverse: the broad consensus is that sy becoming sqq "chilled him the fuck out". conversely, eight months after sy becomes nyy, someone asks ming fan when yingying became "such a bitch"

here is the thing: if sy transmigrated in nyy instead of sqq, it would have been competent macbeth.

a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.

a fun thing to think about is articulating link + zelda as shen jiu + shen yuan and ganondorf as lbh.

scumvillain is so funny because i'm playing tears of the kingdom rn with sv brainrot and it's like " :/ the cowards at nintendo will not even give ganondorf a CHANCE"

shen qingqiu is a public identity, legally owned by shen yuan but most frequently performed by shen jiu, for reasons concerning shen yuan’s health. the arrangement is totally secret, even to the head of security (yqy) and shen qingqiu’s bodyguard (lqg). sqh knows (authored the legal circumstances);

i got like. laid off the week of the election and i have been uh. badly depressed/in bad shape since and it’s been really a bad and i hve been unwell

i’m also like, deeply fascinated by shen jiu, sy’s innie, widlly misunderstanding what the bruises on his thighs, hips mean

i want to get married :(

is this a safe space to divulge brainworms. obviously in a severance au shen qingqiu is a severed employee who dresses neck to ankle, wrist to elbow every day and liu qingge, severed colleague, learns you could dress to conceal information when sqq tugs at his collar and reveals a lurid hickey

binghe

there is something about like. sy/bingge in which the change from sy to sqq is articulated as professional dom sy having to break up with bingge as a client because hurting him upsets sy so badly.

kind of obsessed with the idea of bingge going whining panting sweating aroused when encountering shen yuan's cruel streak as expressed by nerd-on-nerd forum violence

my bestie just sent me the jin ling's uncle post lol

the actual point of this post is thinking about whether or not it would be scarier for shen yuan to come home to binghe fighting another binghe, and one of them says that the one he moved in with six months ago is a clone, a fake; or,

occasionally my boyfriend will tell me about something in spider man that ruins my whole life and last night i learned about the "clone saga"

shl: -and then the little imp bastard says “can’t lady saintess, this lowly one is entitled to three ke breaks per shift” lmy: *parries a close range attack with her sword* seems reasonable

nothing funnier in the world than binghe being jealous of six balls. lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun sqq: what does that MEAN

can i just say: not being invited back to boyfriend's mom's house for christmas is worse than not being invited the first time

i wish i had a good ending planned for the "lbh & sy are living in an isolated forest that's been cursed into a prison and lbh was a wolf until very recently" fic, but i don't lol i don't even really know how to introduce the rules of the central premise

of course a modern AU version of the abyss is sqq letting lbh take the fall for a crime he didn't commit and going to prison.

to get into this on my actual fandom bsky: this is a homonym gag that only works On The Apps, typed out.

jotaro kujo....

the thing is. it makes sense that in a vampire/not vampire relationship for lbh to be the vampire instead of sqq(sy). however.

Rare six balls appearance in non SVSSS media

basically the thing i have been thinking about for the past few years is the temple in the middle of nowhere, in the valley between the emerald mountains in the windward side where there is a holy barrow in the earth where the armor sleeps

Female White-booted Racket-tail showing off her fancy boots! Cali, Colombia #birds #hummingbirds 🌿

the thing about shen yuan gay fake dating anyone is it would make him SOOOOO happy he's like walking around like 🥰🥰🥰 at all times bc he gets to hold hands with a boy in public but no one who matters (i.e. the boy) thinks he's gay about it

okay one more twitter repost

big hot muscular beautiful blacksmith woman visited by a huge jacked beautiful centaur woman to get horseshoes

i feel like bingjiu is fester x debbie jellinsky-addams. do you understand.

Why is there one song and why is it wicked game by chris isaak

the thing about jedi master sqq + padawan learner lbh is that the 'five years in the abyss' mourning stuff is 'jedi master shen qingqiu becomes blind to the force and lives in exile in private apartments on a comfortable world in the inner rim"

SVSS threadfic, ongoing; lbh/sy (bingyuan); au; idiots to lovers; imagine like a dumb version of twelfth night

#svsss Starwars au, i drew this after watched obi-wan Binghe who turned to dark side

the thing about scumvillain and the thing about lbh is that i think he would take great pleasure in unmaking and remaking himself to best suit sqq's pleasure

Alphas who who tuck, alphas who like to get fucked with their cock between their legs, alphas who know the space between their own thighs is the only soft warm place they’ll ever get to knot

the ship of theseus except it's these shorts that this girl on reddit won't stop mending

bingtober 2024 day 22 i just think he should wear miniskirts #svsss

having a cursed sword is so cool lol

a sv bot au that articulates sy's understanding of white lotus lbh and black lotus lbh as "advanced but presentient ai" and "an artificial intelligence fully able to form his own opinions, authentically sythesize information, and have real emotional reactions"

kind of enchanted by the idea of importing my tweets from my old account here but also the idea of all of them dumping on my account in huge batches for however long sounds like a terrible thing to inflict on the ecosystem

binghe is having a normal one 😳 #svsss #bingqiu #lesbingqiu