RIP. Computer Chronicles is such a good comfort watch. 😔

JUMP, VIRGINIA!

I have now been informed that, yes, the ‘80s Dungeons & Dragons cartoon is a BIG DEAL in Brazil.

“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.“

Reminder that I have a mantis girl character named Mandy. Tell her “Hi.” Art by @izzysqueakzy.mothorialcomic.com

Quickest I’ve ever had a post blow up. The people yearn for Jarnathan.

If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

Cancer is fucking terrifying, man. RIP.

We yearn for the return of Jarnathan.

Is the '80s D&D cartoon bigger in Brazil? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrp2...

Rolling around at the speed of sound -- Tangle style! Dono sketch for @ddrmasterm.bsky.social -- Thannk you very much!

"I stopped getting jobs because I'm a Republican."

Other Fav Ebert lines on Schneider films: "It’s the kind of picture those View n’ Brew theaters were made for, as long as you don’t View." - Deuce Bigalow (1999) "The MPAA rates this PG-13. It is too vulgar for anyone under 13, and too dumb for anyone over 13." - The Hot Chick (2002)

2026 Resolutions: - Write my first feature-length screenplay since the 2010s - Read at least 50 books (comics are included, but want plenty of novels in there too) - Make time to visit friends out of state - Quit vaping

Trust me, I will never forget.

Guess I'm going to try murdering my family in a Colorado hotel.

"Golden Corral's new slogan" has to be my favorite running gag on @rifftrax.com.

Rob Schneider has gotten more work since becoming a right-wing grifter than he’s had since the early-2000s. Even at his height of “fame” he was treated as the biggest loser in Adam Sandler’s clique.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these guys? Why do you want to cede ground to the right on treating masks like this weird thing you should make fun of? If someone’s still masking in public: They have their reasons, so mind your own goddamn business.

Rural Juror #2 (2024)

Sometimes it can be difficult for me to empathize with common people, seeing as I come from as illustrious a family as the… Bats.

Most of the time, I think I’d be a terrible parent and it’s for the best I don’t intend on having children. Then there are moments when the thought makes me sad and I wish I’d been less… Different!

This is that 10/90 split economists keep talking about. If you make >$150k a year (top 10% of Americans), everything is AWESOME. If you make less than that, you are struggling to even engage meaningfully in the economy. The collapse has escaped the balance sheets and is visible to the naked eye now.

Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day

The live-action Cat in the Hat is a terrible movie, but that part where they just have Mike Myers do an SNL skit for three minutes? I find myself quoting it far more often than I like to admit.

Going as well as every other business the felon slaps his name on.

What Trump and Joe Rogan have in common is validating stupid people in their stupidity. Stupidity is actually good now and you don't have to change anything or work to not be stupid.

DUN3

Lord knows I’ve been keeping a lot of frustrations from this year off my feed, because everyone’s already got enough doom and gloom in this timeline.

Ah, the algorithm on other sites seems to think I want to hear far right grifters flipping out over a character coming out as gay in a show I do not watch.

Abderian [ab-DAIR-ee-un] (adj.) -Given to incessant or idiotic laughter. Used in a sentence: “It occurs to me that your Abderian persona, engaging though it may be, is not always your ally in sales; a steadier manner on the shop floor would inspire greater customer confidence.”

Bardot, dead at 91. Incomparable screen presence, transcendental beauty, bigot, homophobe, far-right loon, a cruel mother, a crazy old hag with a head full of worms. Try to live your life so the the most common reaction isn't "good riddance."

Some salt is really all good fries need. Same as a good steak.

We are finally in a place where the 1994 Internet guide speaks in terms I can easily follow.

“The Internet is a remarkably friendly place.” Oh, sweet, sweet early-90s tech journalist…

decked out in her breeding plumage, arizona's most eligible dilophosaurus debutante takes a much-needed rest by a stream. who knew that competing for a mate could be such an exhausting endeavour? #paleoart comm by @literallymiguel.bsky.social

Stumbled upon French comics at the used book store, and: WHOA! I need to know more about HER!

1994: What and Why, indeed.

Just another normal thing showing up in the library offices.

I don’t even know what Jon and the Pod Bros’ purpose is in these times.

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

WOAH!

"Fuck! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo!"

Doki Doki Literature Club!

Stumbled upon French comics at the used book store, and: WHOA! I need to know more about HER!

And, in this moment, my active relationship with Halo died. Rest, dear franchise. Until a day comes when you are brought back with respect.

Trying to rally and do better work for myself, then get hit with a magazine article about how us millennials are a worthless generation who need to shuffle off and die with the knowledge they leave behind nothing of value. 🙃

Got an ad for Amazon Luna and was shocked it's still around. And the game they were highlighting was... Angry Birds? In 2025?