My roommate just said she misses the era of fashion where all pants were low-rise, and I’ve never related to another human being less.

Throwback to one month ago when I was warm.

Every time I go to the Boston airport, it just seems so unsafe. Like… where’s the giant blue Kaiju that protects your airport? How am I supposed to feel safe traveling without a giant blue demon that killed his creator watching over me?

Happy howlidays from Pawficer Eva, Sher-ruff of Denver and her deputies!

Birthday treat for y’all: 20% off most of my shop with code YIPPEE (masks excluded). Also: 3 Tarn mask preorders slots open! I’ll put the link in a reply—boosts help💜

Come to the Ed Sullivan theater if you want an ass kicking.

If I were a billionaire forced by circumstance to live in New York, I would also go insane and attempt to raise some monsters from the dead in hopes that one of them would fuck me. I think it would be the only reasonable thing to do. Xanatos was right, actually.

For a little while, I was so excited about getting to see my news dad, Steven Colbert, that I forgot how much NYC absolutely sucks. (Sorry New York friends… sorry you have to live here.) (I’m actually not even there yet, I just remembered.)

Ayy, guess who’s on a bus to [hick voice] New York City!

The gas company guys had to come into the house and we are being so normal about it.

I love that, if you try to use this oven feature outside of the Jewish holidays, it will just kill you.

Do I still know people in the NYC area? I’m planning a trip later this month and wondering if anyone wants to hang.

Also I moved to the east coast in a house I own 25% of, and painted my room purple, how’s it going everybody?

Hey bsky peeps, how's it going? I keep forgetting to post around here... Anyway I've been watching Kuuga, and I think it was a really bold choice to have Godai and Ichijou have sex on screen before we even hit the midway point of the season, but good for them.

So there I was, reading deeply embarrassing stobotnik porn, when my friend informs me that I've forgotten about her dog's birthday party, and I need to actually DO things today. For 2025, I'm just embracing ego death.

I'm a little late on plugging this here, but I have a piece in this zine!!

"Let's Go!! Rider Kick!" 🏍️🦗 Rider System is a collaborative community zine, bringing together 25 illustrators and 9 writers to express a shared love of Kamen Rider... and it's free! Link in replies:

Got a job offer that is definitely a scam, but they're offering me $69/hour, so honestly I respect the scammers' hustle.

Hey y'all! I'm trying out Etsy for selling some Wares. I have some crochet dice bags up right now, but I might add some 3D print stuff and/or jewelry later on. Please check it out and share, and let me know if there's anything you'd be interested in seeing up in the shop! www.etsy.com/shop/makermels

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

On fire. Finished commission for Chris, of his Fire Genasi, Khai. I love this guy.

And that's the way the cookie crumbled. #kamenrider #kamenridergavv #fanart

When I start writing for the next star trek series, I'm going to re-retcon the Breen with the take that their entire species are kamen riders. This is my one and only campaign promise.

So, life updates for anyone I haven't talked to for a while: I've been unemployed since new years and for some reason the job market is really bad right now for unforeseen reasons. But also there was a canon love confession between the boys on Kamen Rider Gavv, so I guess it's not all bad.

I'm back, bitches.

WHO is the person who put all these Kamen Rider references in ScarVi? Who is responsible for this??

Hey, what actually is it about purple Kamen Riders that make them Like That? Why is purple the color of insane little meow meows?

Bsky still doesn’t have polls, huh? Vote for which kamen rider I should watch next, no context: twitter.com/blue_mels/st...

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!! I put this on twit, so I might as well do it here too: For The Airing of Grievances, feel free to reply to this with a topic you’d like to see me rant about. If I actually summon the energy to complain, consider it a Festivus Miracle

I just re-watched Hobbs and Shaw and came to the realization that Idris Elba's character in that movie has the same origin story as the OG kamen rider.

Anyway, I got to the point in Kabuto where you find out it’s actually a part of the Iron Chef universe.

How soon is too soon in a social engagement to leave?

Legit question for fellow parents – How do I handle the 30-50 Christian babies that fall from the sky within 3-5 mins while my small kids skydive?

Look no one is saying it but I do think we have to confront the fact that this baby is kind of an asshole.

for sale: baby parachute, never opened

Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.

I rewatched X-men First Class last night to refresh myself on Magneto because I’ll be playing him in a ttrpg this weekend. And it made me so psyched for it, remembering that I’m playing the Most Objectively Right character in comic history.

hi i just stumbled across these pictures from the time i gave the raccoons puzzle feeders, and i thought you would enjoy them. not pictured: the attempt at stealing the smaller, round puzzle feeder.

People complain about me blocking too much but listen, I have been online since AOL chatrooms in the 90s. That's thirty years of arguing with people online and I am TIRED. I'm not doing it any more, especially not with people who show up with bad faith BS. I don't owe anyone discourse. No. Shoo.

20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised 20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain

I forgot to post about the batch of kabuto eps from last night, but I think the beauty guru man was robbed by them not letting his transformation item be a flying makeup brush. “But the season is bug themed!” Irrelevant.

Tan and Multi-Blue bags have sold! The rest are still up in the shop, so check them out if interested!

Friend: You could just delete the tweet and post it as a screenshot to get back on Twitter. Me: It’s not ABOUT the tweet, it’s about the fact that I’m full of spite.

Lmao got suspended from twiXter because I said landlords should die in a tweet from MARCH, what up bsky?

Good morning!! Am doing a 20% off sale in my shop thru Nov12, click on the link in the original post to obtain your discount!! Shop closes Nov15 until the new year, so if you need something for the holidays ahead, now is the time 😄 thank you! 💖

Tan and Multi-Blue bags have sold! The rest are still up in the shop, so check them out if interested!

Hey bsky crew! I just opened my new kofi shop with some of my dice bags for sale. Feel free to check it out and share! ko-fi.com/blueminuet/s...

My take on Kabuto currently is that it was a brave choice to make the main character less a rider so much as a ridersexual.