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i kinda wanna go out for breakfast but also don’t wanna leave this bed…

ending the year in better shape than the start of the year. still got a ways to goal but that’s progress.

first morning i slept in all week. needed that. 😩

“the only time you get heated babyyyyy is when it’s about me.” 😭😭😭😭😭

i keep thinking about Stacey pointing her finger & saying “here it is” 😂🤣😂🤣

this Christmas playlist at the doctor’s office right now is gonna end me. 😖

the last 2 shows i went to i was alone. it’s so much fun. especially when it’s an act you really love.

i’m on dressing duty again for Thanksgiving. 🤪

Team: “I’ll point my finger wherever I want”

got pretty much all the work i planned on doing today done before 10am. it’s the little things.

hands off Gabriela!

Stacey Rusch the icon that you are. 😂🤣 #RHOP

yes baby yes 🫦

currently in horny jail….

every time i turn around a top is in my face. 😩

i’ve been the biggest Madonna stan this year. i wonder where she’s gonna end up on my most played artist list.

i’m so ready to see Wicked this weekend. 😭

make a wish ✨

criminally slept on

four Christmas movies to know me by

I feel like I get re-radicalized every single day.

if you’re friends with someone & they’re blatantly playing in your face to the point you wanna walk away from the friendship, is it even worth it to explain? is it immature to ghost?

It's raining in L.A. and like it's a whole thing

never realize how deep my ****** is in some **** until my frenulum is sore hours after the fact. 😩

a modern classic 🤌🏾

it’s been raining for a week straight in Los Angeles….

AppleTV+ really is taking it with the original tv shows. Pluribus is the latest addition to the list.

IF I WAS AN ANIMAL I’D BE A LION. IF I WAS A CAR I’D BE AN ASTON MARTIN. 💃🏾

consistency really is its own reward.

working out is so funny cuz you won’t see a change for weeks & then all of a sudden it’s like “oh! when did that get there?”

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grey sweats szn

i really hate those instagram/tiktok videos where they be acting like they’re doing a podcast just to say something like “if you enjoy your own company YOU’RE DANGEROUS because that means…” get me off the internet. 😭😭

good morning to all the fine menzes. ☀️

i love November. between my birthday & thanksgiving i’m at work only half the month. 😂

y’all got some cute butts.

i hate the Brittani & Jared thing. can we just not? #RHOSLC

chile even John is sick of Lisa & her shit. #RHOSLC

i could have a wheel of lovers in the meantime.

i’d rather be single than try to date long distance, at this point in my life. 🙅🏾‍♂️

squats killing me today. 😵

ain’t nothing worse than hopping on a zoom call & realizing you could’ve skipped it.

catching up on Abbott Elementary today was a good idea. 😂

lil chest update

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i was supposed to get a haircut today but do not feel like leaving this bed in this rain.

woke up this morning like “wow i had the best birthday weekend” & it’s only Saturday. 😭 still more celebrating to do.

not this man snatching me up after the Destin Conrad show… watch this space.