Just sayin

Scientific literacy is dead.

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Doctor(s) I trust more than RFK Jr

Frauds of a feather fraud together.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Always feels like the dogs are sending a specific message when they do shit like this

rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat

Of course The Simpsons already did it.

🇺🇸 This Independence Day, let’s remind ourselves: The roots of modern American civilization began with the seeds of protests & speaking out against a tyrannical regime. The Boston Tea Party? a protest. The Declaration of Independence? A list of grievances. 🧵(1/4)

Protecting his stock portfolio while ripping away health care from 17 million Americans. This is Washington at its worst. We need to ban Congressional stock trading.

The first time I heard this song I absolutely pictured John C Reilly. This is perfect. youtu.be/ru5afNNSPeU?...

The best Fitbit feature is how it guesses what activity I'm up to when my heart rate increases. Like "Great job skateboarding for 48 minutes!" while riding the lawnmower.

Birthday, you say?

I guess I absolutely can believe this continues to be a story

Simpsons did it

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FACT CHECK: This viral graph from twitter claims to *prove* vaccines cause autism. But there's something fishy about the data! Let's dive in.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

“We are, each of us, largely responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves.” - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

I thought the Pistons were due!

I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism. It’s disgusting and dangerous. If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign. Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness. To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.

"Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds awake and a basic understanding of how the world works. Science, I maintain, is an absolutely essential tool for any society with a hope of surviving well into the next century with its fundamental values intact."

Coinciding with it's "No" letter Harvard has refashioned its university homepage into essentially an advertisement for the social benefits of university research. This is the current front page.

Your assignment this week is to read a book that some “Mom for Liberty” would bring to a school board meeting and cry about.

In one of Biff Tannen's timelines, he becomes a servile auto-detailer who works for the McFly family. In another timeline (deleted scene from BTTF 2), he has a cardiac event and then ceases to exist. All I'm saying is that I've lost interest in whatever this current timeline is.

The sentient back stairway hairball is feeling the same stress as the rest of us.

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"Trump golfed" is the modern "Nero fiddled"

Long term the rest of the world will be better off having an economy not dependent on a legacy superpower. But it will take a generation or more for the US to be trusted again as we reenter the global economy with our tails between our collective legs www.vox.com/today-explai...

The rationalization is going to be something along the lines of "at least he had the balls to ruin the economy."

Just to be clear: he threw out the baby, the bathwater, AND all of our retirement savings?

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

3 kids couldn't come to a thematic consensus for my birthday cake. Interesting developmental achievement of the eldest (7) who picked one of my interests, instead of their own!

Post a warning.

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You can choose to watch tonight if you want, but please believe you don't have to. I'm a whole public policy professor who will just read the news tomorrow.

Probably won't hurt to refresh yourself on this: www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors... Being silent won't protect you.

I’m going to be angry for a very long time about how this time in history made it feel like being a good person was somehow political

It's a good day to cancel that Prime membership.

I'm sure this could be nothing but a positive omen

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

I guess we're also going back to the era of back-alley flu shots?

Over the last few months I've enjoyed watching this hairball in the back stairwell at work slowly gain sentience.

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit