Not sure who among my limited number of followers might be into horror with elements of folk, puppetry, comedy, gothic, trans, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about The Vourdalak, and it’s available now on More4.

Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️

Benny Stokes!!!

Kenny topping the headlines on radio 4 this morning! Wonder if he’s still up… #ncfc

🟢🟡 PETITION: Remove Ben Knapper as Norwich City sporting director. 🗣️ Bridget James We’re not expecting to change the world, some have mocked us, but what the heck. It’s international break! If you’ve already signed it, thank you. LINK: norwichcity.myfootballwriter.com/2025/11/12/p... #ncfc

If the Board don’t take action now, the message is that we’ve given up #ncfc

My hokey, hastily thought out opinion on Celebrity Traitors People shouldn't fear diversity. Not just of race and sexuality though, but of education, skillset, personality type, ambition, financial leverage, cultural taste, sense of humour. Aspiring to monoculture is to waste the richness of life.

Hello NYC! London here! Nine years into a lefty Muslim mayor (I happily voted for him every fucking time!). I came home happily drunk and unburka-ed on the tube the other night, and my asthmatic husband had not had to use a daily inhaler for years because of the vastly improved air quality. Enjoy!

He has to go #ncfc

“You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go.” Don’t managers resign any more? #ncfc

Watching #ncfc on Sky, Carrow Road sounds pretty dead. Used to think with every defeat “they must sack Manning now”, but given Attanasio’s stance in the week, feels like they’re going to stick with him whatever (or at least until it’s too late), so everyone’s given up hope. Bleak.

My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.

…And take your fucking culture slides with you #ncfc

Anyone still on X, get off now. Look at what you’re funding.

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

On Facebook, someone has requested this drawing be turned into a photo so they can trace the person who’s stolen their washing line. Shall I turn him in? #ncfc #bigvlad

Ok, mine is: I’ve never seen Back to the Future.

“When I approach the pearly gates, I'd like to hear a champagne cork popping, an orchestra tuning up, and the sound of my mother laughing” Patricia Routledge 17th Feb 1929 - 3rd October 2025 May your wishes come true, you wonderful woman and thank you x

I am so going to miss the party scenes in The Brothers

Time to start practising winning, Liam #ncfc

Terrific introduction to PM on Radio 4 just now, intercutting Sir Ed Davey’s eloquent and measured words with Trump’s graceless boasting and anti-scientific waffle. Seek it out (5pm, R4 on Sounds).

Democracies don't have some god-given right to prevail. Great nations can descend into autocracy, and more - throughout history - great civilisations have been known to crumble practically overnight. 80 years of peace and relative prosperity have lulled millions into believing it all immutable.

Back to the culture slides, lads #ncfc

I’m not convinced he knows exactly what we need #ncfc

Just waiting for an image of Paddington painting a George Cross on a roundabout to appear on Facebook as my cue to leave it for good.

This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.

fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you

Just found this photo of my now-husband, aged 22. Clothes from Form on Castle Street, Norwich.

People used to be made to feel a bit thick and ignorant about their racism. We need to bring that back.

So I know it was massively entertaining and probably the fairest result for the series, but I’m sat here trying to work in a state that can only be described as “irked”.

Mel’s skirt reminiscent of the opening titles of Magpie #ENGIND

Ella Toone seems like the most fun gal pal you could wish for #lionesses

In "Legitimate Concerns" news. 41% of the 899 arrested for taking part in Farage Riots last year had been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence. For those arrested by one police force, this figure was 68%. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Ian Wright > Joey Barton

Anyone else hate having “a man” in - even if they’re perfectly nice, I just can’t relax with a stranger around. My mum tells the story of having the house rewired in the 70s and the electrician constantly singing“My Eyes Adored You, Though I Never Laid a Hand on You”.

Has anyone done any work today?

Meta’s AI attempting to summarise Kenny’s Norwich career #ncfc

I beg your pardon. I never promised you a Kvistgaarden. #ncfc

Ned Boulting reading from “Les Miserables” on the #tourdefrance coverage. We’re gonna miss this when it’s gone. ☹️

The problem for those who make performative cruelty the centrepiece of their governing strategy is that you have to endlessly escalate he spectacle or your audience gets bored and starts to notice that for all your vicious sadism against the Other, you're not actually making THEIR lives any better.

Excellent piece which includes this wonderful anecdote.

this reads as though the weather is deliberately conspiring against the Bezos nuptials, which I'm choosing to believe is true

One final one. In a tv broadcast in 2016 Hannan said: "We've recovered the precious right to hire and fire the people who make our laws." That's Baron Hannan of Kingsclere to you plebs... who now gets to sit in the House of Lords for the rest of his contradictory life

Siraj is not a happy bunny.

One world and utter fuckwits in charge of it.

God this is disgusting. Build a business on something people love, pay the creators of that thing fuck all, funnel the vast profits into killing machines.

Happy weekend from Blanco

Loving Norman Rossington in this, a charismatic rough diamond conducting his own defence. Pretty confident he’s going to get off!