What have I become My Swedish friend

I hated every single thing about this run today, but I got a really cool picture of a dinosaur statue and that’s all that matters #runningpunks #runsky

Gorilla Hills this morning 😰 Let’s go #RunningPunks!!

(In my best Tim Armstrong voice) Let’s gooooo! Happy Saturday, punks!! #RunningPunks #Runsky

In case you missed it, a Republican in *checks notes* … Texas — who Trump endorsed — just underperformed Trump by 30 points and lost a special election. The panic is going to be delicious.

Cold and SO windy today! #RunningPunks #Runsky

I’m 1:18 into the newest AFE with @blairsocci.bsky.social and it already doesn’t disappoint. (I also may have yelled FUCK YES when I saw that the Big Dog herself is the guest this week and I’ll never apologize for this.)

In hindsight, hitting peak weeks training for this half and working a job in mental health while the US is burning maaaaaybe wasn’t the best idea after all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cold and stupid windy out today #RunningPunks #Runsky

Today I did hill repeats for the first time and quickly learned that hill repeats should be reserved for treasonous bastards and jerk offs only 🤷🏻‍♀️

So glad the sun is coming up earlier, was able to run one of my favorite routes today #RunningPunks #Runsky

One of my favorite little known San Antonio TX facts is that we have the largest MLK March in the nation

Is it still January?

Apparently my penance for incessant bitching about the lack of cold weather in SA is very cold and windy long run days 🤷🏻‍♀️ Got it done! #RunningPunks #Runsky

Super windy and cold outside today but got it done ❄️🥶☃️ #RunningPunks #Runsky

Man, hockey is great

I hear strong opinions whenever I mention this, but “A Christmas Story Christmas” is an awesome movie and the perfect way to honor the original.

First long run back after the half! Happy holidays y’all! #runningpunks #runsky

First half done! Shoutout the sign made by one of my bffs! #runningpunks

Fav route this morning! The first time I ever ran 8 miles was this route, and today was my last long-ish training run before my first half. Feeling sentimental and v proud #RunningPunks #RunSky

I think this Garcia v Barrios Fight will be good, but I’m not looking forward to Ryan’s theatrics leading up to it.

A very good and excellent read by a very good and excellent writer! Let’s go Bam!!

If you know, you know. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.

Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.

Inoue-Cardenas was a heart-pounding thriller. In a weekend of tepid winners, compliant losers, and mediocre matchmaking, Inoue and Cardenas reminded us of what great boxing looks like. My column:

This is why we love boxing. This fight had everything. Incredible. Thank you Inoue. Thank you Cardenas #boxing #combatsports #ESPN #Inoue #InoueCardenas #TopRank

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO #inouecardenas

Let’s gooooooo!!!

@ipethairythings.bsky.social @bradleyboxing.bsky.social @seriesofdreams4.bsky.social Officially have a dependent again! Meet Ralphie ❤️

I’ve hit the “I didn’t even drink at Taste of New Orleans today but am exhausted and in need of antacids from eating so much” stage of life, apparently #VivaFiesta

Life is so strange.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1507

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

GOOD RIDDANCE,,, well ya boy had The Time of His Life this weekend introducing Green Day for their headlining set at Coachella,!!!

Whenever Shawn Michaels is mentioned I turn to my husband and ask “Does he still live in San Antonio?” To which he replies “I don’t know” and then I google it and re-learn that yes, he does. This has happened a ridiculous amount of times lol

Man, shoutout @vandoliers.bsky.social for getting me through another run and just really motivating me in general to be better. So glad I found y’all, can’t wait for the show at Gruene!

the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1497

I wonder how the Supreme Court feels about granting Donald Trump immunity for official acts now that one of those official acts is telling the Supreme Court to shove their ruling and fuck the fuck off.

HELLO FROM DAY 1 COLLEGE BASKETBALL COOGS FAN WE LOVE SMOKE RINGS AND GIN RUMMY OMG OMG OMG

OMG THIS INSAAANNNEEEEE!!!

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it. Read books. Form your own opinions. LEARN THINGS. READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

Nothing is impossible, do this shit together we unstoppable.

Also, I’ve never seen as many blondes in one place in my entire life as I did during the Florida/Auburn game #NCAAfinalfour

My mom, a quintessential overachiever and would-be model for Lisa Simpson, used to regale us with stories of how she flunked out of U of H after her first semester, and said that all she learned was how to blow smoke rings, drink, and play gin rummy. A true legend indeed #NCAAfinalfour

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top. #HandsOff2025

LFG!!!!