why do i not remember the goosebumps (1995-1998) intro being so long😭

this light is too fucking loud

this is me if u were wondering

rest in peace Brenton Wood. absolutely amazing singer songwriter who lived a long and beautiful life. as a latino, he was such a huge part of our culture even though he himself wasn’t latino. every birthday party and asada i’ve been to had him blasting on the speaker. He will forever live on.

who up cunning they ilingus

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you

someone lmk if mercury is in the micheal wave ive been feeling weird

my little beefcake

🧡 🧡 This Is MS 🧡 🧡 #MSAwareness #InvisibleIllness #Disability #MSWarrior #MSStrong 💪🏻 #MSWontStopUs

my weird little pitbull-dachshund mix at 6 weeks and now at 11 months

i love cabbage💚🥬

who up torquing they nuts

Oppular…you’re gonna be Opp-u-lar

Late-night #crustmas posting, just in time for day nine! Keeping the theme of spindly critters, this is the false arrow crab. They're named for their extremely elongate, arrow-shaped rostrum. Algae grows sparsely on the shell, enhancing camouflage as such a body offers little physical defense.

who is this diva??

pitbull farts are atrocious. like evil and vile.

Join me for No Jokes January, no jokes until February 1st on the dot. Imagine the reward for our abstention! It’ll be like the day post-No Nut November, a bukkake of laffs.

wet snout from smelling all the dew covered grass

got too high and started expressing my love for corn with a strong southern accent

if you’re not happy single you won’t be happy in a relationship true happiness comes from telling a pun so bad everyone in earshot boos and throws whatever they’re holding at you

happy #caturday everyone

Since it's both #Crustmas and #FossilFriday, let's talk about the earliest crabs 220-190 million years ago. Unfortunately only 3 fossil species known. Probably their ancestors were not fully crabby, making carcinization more remarkable 🧪 onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1... @franzanth.bsky.social

i could fuck a ham and cheese hot pocket until it was nothing

A photographer took pictures of people before and after she told them a health insurance CEO was killed

one of my cats going up to the other, getting hissed at, then sulking

to brighten up your feed

As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible

I’ll be honest, I don’t know how much more of this beauty advent calendar I can eat

i can’t stop saying this. you cannot choose the vocal stim, the vocal stim chooses you.

she shaq on my uille till i o’neal

i am reaping what i’ve sown

i ate a total of 17 deviled eggs yesterday. my record is 26, which was done on fourth of july and i ended up puking. 10/10 would do again.

I am sharing one Palestinian account a day and today is Mohamed. He is raising money for himself and his mother Nihad and his sister Afnan who’s husband was martyred. Prior to the war he was a software engineering student, he would like to be able to keep pursuing his studies.

something is familiar

My favorite type of joke to hear is one where the teller can't get the punchline out because they start wheeze-laughing every time they try

wasn’t feeling it :(