Nothing makes me happier than when Harrison butker misses a field goal. lol. I get a sick joy from it and I will not apologize. 🤭😂

Did my first law exam today 🙂‍↕️ time has been flying by so fast

Joe Alwyn with a horse and horse bits on his pants 👀

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

I think Taylor forgot to mention that the redwood tree had been cut down

So Selena and Taylor both get engaged within the same year and both write songs about their fiancés’ “big hard” appendages. Maybe it’s the lesbianism, but I don’t want to picture Benny or Travis’ wieners. It’s like an assault on my neurons. I hate it here.

when you release an album called The Tortured Poets Department where you look miserable in a wedding dress the whole era

It’s the way there are 6 episodes, like her first 6 albums, and the concert film is the 7th, like Lover, & she uses “we” in her personal caption, like all the Taylors are speaking, & we’ll close the book by the end of 2025 and go into 2026 with a fresh page for Debut’s 20th anniversary & TS13.

Well this announcement makes sense for the December calendar photo… 😅

The background music of the announcement vid being "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" is the most interesting part, to me

crying someone said shes going to announce that travis learned to count to 100

Please tell me they’re not only realizing this NOW??? We literally clocked it from day one 😭

The fact that Wood is after Wi$h Li$t and before Cancelled is so fucking funny. I love you troll-lor

I would be so upset 😭 why would a man be there

She slays so hard in this omg

ever started to explain gaylor to someone & realize 30 seconds in that you should have just said “omg yes love her, football is awesome!”

Here’s the thing that I want to make clear about why all of our involvement in *this* can be worth it even if PAlor isn’t real: We are real. Our community is real. The knowledge we have gained, the growth we have made, the support we have given each other - that is all real

I’ve listened to half of the album and so far I love it. I got the same feeling as when I first heard midnights

The irony of me seeing a truck with the words “tailored closet” on it while listening to TLOAS for the first time in my car lmao

i’m never gonna have sympathy for someone who actively lives to see people like me (and you) die i’m just gonna say it. he never valued any of us in life so why should we pity him in death.

Officially survived my first week of law school and my professors do not cold call which is awesome 🙂‍↕️

What 1950s shit do they think she said “no deal” to? Asbestos?

A TikToker who just started doing pro Gaylor content just made one of the best points I’ve seen: Tay JUST recovered from an awful contract with men in getting her masters, why would she jump immediately into another life-altering, long term contract with a man… They made many other good points

I will say this. If we’re right about everything and everything she does has a purpose, then she’s an actual pioneer and genius. BUT, if everything is just a coincidence (including all the literary references) and her end goal was always to settle with a mediocre man, then she’s just boring.

Successful male and beautiful female FFS!!!!! FUQ THE PATRIARCHY YOU ASSHOLES!

it's also the "The Tiny Bubbles In Champagne" variant. Taylor's song 'champagne problems' is about a failed engagement/proposal. and it's also her current pfp. it's been confirmed that Taylor chose when to announce the engagement. performanceartlor is in full swing

Content filming day🙂‍↕️

Found this meme in my old photos 😂 unsure where it’s from

THIS IS GENIUS

I am genuinely so mad that this announcement is seen as a bigger deal than her owning her life's work. Like it is truly disturbing to witness what people truly value on full display

Isn’t it weird that she described herself as an English teacher and not a music teacher

Lmao not the ghosted vinyl

11 million likes in 2 hours vs not even 10 million is almost 3 months for her Master announcement. The points be pointing…

It’s already hit more likes than the buying of her masters announcement 😬

As an incoming law student lemme see that prenup

Album promo is wildin

38 days before the album??? LMAOOOO

there's a secret coded message in this, but i just can't figure out what it is...

Hot

Ok I just fell into a rabbit hole because of these two images. In both, Taylor looks like she’s stuck in a spider’s web. The bed in fortnight in the upper corner of the room with Taylor chained to it. Her outfit in the cover of The Life of a Showgirl looks like a web and you see fragments of the 1/4

It’s kinda giving Harley Quinn

I went sailing last week and put my Midnights cd on. The captain (family friend) at one point had his arms stretched out on the lifeline and was looking up at the sky. He looked like he was having a spiritual experience. That’s exactly how I felt when I first heard the first 4 seconds of Midnights🙂‍↕️

“ME!” and “CANCELLED!” Written the same way…which I’m sure means nothing

Scissor mention

“Shooting your shot heard around the world” okay stonewall

Will she ever get to finish a goddamn sentence

“Just telling lies…looking like a giraffe” 🤨

“This one I’ve been workshopping for the girls cause they love everything rainbow” LMAO

I’m having the most intense gaylor zoomies right now