The Truman Show now after mastermind gets me every time

Barbie Showgirl Taylor wears high heels on stage. Lesbian Realgirl Taylor wears loafers.

Istg Taylor Swift made this herself

That’s suspicious (new Mumford & Sons album)

She couldn’t name her top 5 songs bc she couldn’t just say maroon 5x

I had dinner with swifties who were completely blown away by Performanceartlor. I’m so surprised meeting people in the wild 100% bought in to Tayvis, and they were equally surprised to meet me 😅😅😅

Better than Revenge but its poet Taylor singing to showgirl Taylor

MAM

Can't help being the sad bitch

This language bothered me and I thought it was just because I took it literally (like f you my friends are my friends regardless of what I buy them) Buuuuut It’s ✨nice✨ to have a friend (Just being silly)

If you haven’t listened to fun. In a while here’s your reminder

A mirror day 🪞

This is so rep coded

This font made me think of this other font

Black Dog 🤝 Back Log

Everything on my TT FYP is an ad 😭

1. What numbers does she dial? It’s 2 numbers. 2. The cord is cut (the rust that grew between telephones) Phones are important. Going to do some digging.

I’m deep into propaganda unraveling, BUT my brain immediately went “soft launch”. This might be the first “gaylor” theory that’s mainstream AND positive. Like no one is going to tell Michael Buble to stop speculating or that he’s being harmful in saying this. This is positive Gaylor PR.

Actively seeking submissions for my Top Energy Playlist

"I always felt I must look better in the rear view" All her music grows the older it gets. *Crying at Dear Reader*

Lightening bolts and onyx get you cancelled. ICE ads deserve nuance -KCL

life is emotionally abusive

Is there a lack of actual cult shit to talk about? Or does misunderstanding art go better with knitting? Ugh.

Snow on the Beach: she’s in a snow globe. It’s show girl.

If you center men in Taylor’s work, she absolutely should be cancelled(!). If you center Taylor in her work, it’s a whole different story. She’s truly breaking the parallax.

Yes yes hawt taydaddy what’s going on behind her? 👀

Just finished SNL 1. Sabrina is so freaking cute 2. a lot of bread crumbs 3. The best musical performances I've seen in awhile

Lmao

Can I get a compilation video of all the connections set to “Hall of the Mountain King” please

Didn’t take long for them to compare the n*zi propagandists to gaylors. 🙄

I get so parasocial listening to Eldest Daughter from a fans-as-muse perspective 🥹

Just saw a TS creator who’s always been DEEP into Tayvis say she thinks TFOO is about the fans. Omg the cracks. It’s beautiful to see.

I don’t think men should comment on the moon. That bitch is ours.

Showgirl Colors inverted

Who watched Boots? The way he talks to his inner self/queer self is so how I see TS talking to her parts.

I’m the ghost in your TT comments “thumbs down”ing the idiots. Yw 😘

Sports gay out with her straight girlfriends

THANK YOU TAYLOR

Annual Mike Flanagan Binge! 👻 🧛 🐦‍⬛

omg my hetlor friend is figuring out the hamlet of it all. not on TT, anyone got a straight-friendly YT link I can send her to pull her more in?

Collages

hooooly tuman show ✨ sylvia? is it you? 😅

🚨 eldest daughter of lyrics were “never gonna let you drown”???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 what do you mean 😭😭😭

thinking about how someone said it should be dicknotized like hypnotized, but instead it's dickmatized like traumatized. 😆

I think TLOASG is a collage. She interpolated and sampled so many different songs. Even her lyrics are other people's words, pointing to different artists. I think it's intentional, not sloppy. She talked about Father Figure, and how she reached out before doing anything.

They aren’t playing fair I commented that “breaking her arm” was a metaphor. The creator agreed with me. Then deleted and said “well not actually cause there’s nothing it’s being compared too” Implied metaphor. I’m really not taking literary critique from these people anymore.

The Zoe Kravitz snake story guys? 👀

The ring is so huge so we can all see it. It’s for us. She’s actually so romantic.

WAGlor is Borat x 1000