Watching Fast 5 The opening scene where the guy and the lady get stopped by all the folks with guns This movie would be 500% better if all the muscular tattooed dudes were women, and the woman in the scene was a tiny femboy they were rescuing

but for real. flame is very erotic.

Free-use Slimegirl getting chubbier the more loads that are pumped into her 😳

"you want me to be more possessive? put on the collar."

remember that when i call you a whore i mean it with endearment and respect. there's something so adorable about a girl who's so down bad that she can't help but express it~ i know because i'm a whore too.

LRP: This Bsky is a kinky safe space. Even if I don't share your kink, I endorse your right to have it--even if it makes me uncomfortable or upset. *Taps the sign*

you know, i didn't expect to be called a "dumb puppy doormat" and stepped on as soon as i woke up, but i guess she chose violence today and now i reallyreally want to go jerk off..

WOKEMON!!!

[trying to think of a nonconcerning way of saying this] i should be. beaten to dea- no that's not going to fly. i should but nailed to the wall? i should be martyred st agnes style

your big sister is a disgusting pervert

you can convince me to do anything if you make me feel pretty and desirable and. most of all. fuckable

fun fact, if u throw things on the ground during a fight with your partner or ur kids or anything like that, that shit is abusive. the humiliation and fear that comes from being forced to bend down in a vulnerable position to recover something during a big argument is legit more burnt into our-

omg sameeeee

🕷️ no <3

lol they don't even like that anymore straight up unlikable woman

girlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriendgirlfriend

What would happen if you combined them?

ok we have to force ourselves to get up pray for us to not get caught by our former in laws while we hump our hand while cooking fml

so hungry but im too horny to get up helppppp

hhhelp fuck im gonna be stuck humping my own thick thighs and soaking them all day

I’m literally too horny to exist today… I need to sink my teeth into and hurt something…

i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y

For CPTSD shawties, sometimes the climax is an emotional release and not a sexual one 🤷‍♀️

cptsd

you can only get so far in life being a person. stop today

Hex Maniac for Gothtober ('24)

I just can’t with calling these horrible humans “kids.” Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”

bro i want to be reicarnated into a pokemon for some fucking gooner that fucks the helll out of and spoils her pokemon

She could knock me uo

new issue: i am so fucking horny that i cannot fucking function

good morning!! you're gonna have an amazing day because you're beautiful and loved and your boobs jiggle when you walk 💜

anyone needing this has a willing "victim" right here!

ok we are getting offline for the night bc i am not in a good headspace we love you all and are sorry we are so whiny

you ever think of your youth pastor talking about the stupid fucking gum metaphor and wonder if you are living proof of it? hahha yeah me either

my brother in christ i am living proof otherwise

dude im gonna sccream cry over my switch and its so annoying bc like i know logically it isnt about that we just why cant our life stay normal and happy for just a few years why am i so fucking broken and useless i dont want to be alone i want to be happy and safe and loved and i would give my-

why cant a pretty girl fix my switch and then hold us while we play and she could kiss us or use our hole or whatever i just would be so happy

its real sad bitch hours again

ooo if im a washed up aunt i can have a shitty dyke that occasionally comes and fucks the shit out of us and beats us up real bad

like we r just so pathetic and desperate and sloppy and we have an overdeveloped need to care for others around us it just works

i feel like we give off pathetic girlfailiure drunkard cougar aunt energy lmao

It’s fine auntie, you’re allowed to have a little wine tonight! trust me~ just let loose a little- huh? oh why am I groping you? well you wore the revealing top, don’t act like you didn’t want me to. I know what you are auntie, you’re a secret pervert who gets off to the thought of her nieces~

by the way. this one is 30, surely there are some nieces in the audience.

addict

if someone bought me the new pokemon and helped us repair our switch they would get sucked dry, juust saying

help we r hard for no reason

me when someone gets horny over our writing

Since Z-A is out, you can leave some of your pokemon with me while you explore the new game! Relax and have a good time while I "take care" of all of your cute sexy companions~ just.... Be ready to leave with an egg or two 🥰🥰🥰

keeping a puppy girl at your desk, not to abuse, just to lovingly pet because her cute noises make you happy

we were barking from happiness and my ex fiance walked in and said she is going to miss having a doggy around lmao