"Come to papa, I'll kiss your fucking dalmatian" is a highly underrated line from Die Hard. #DieHard #Christmas

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍

Falcon: Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid? Black Widow: Not to my face. Why, did you hear something? Highly underrated exchange in Civil War.

I was devastated to hear about the loss of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer. Rob is a generational talent that used his voice to advocate for a better world. We live in a better country because of them. They will be missed.

“It’s quite hard to see with the glare, do you think there’s any way you c…” “You know full well I cannot turn off my holy luminescence.” “OK, well could w…” “WE ARE NOT PUTTING ME UNDER A TOWEL AGAIN, TERRENCE.”

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

This @imagecomics.com deal on @humblebundle.com is flipping amazing! I bought it as soon as I saw it. share.google/7TiGcKCK8WV9...

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Wicked For Good & Moana But Worse! New podcast ep out now with James & Maso sharing the latest news and reviewing BIG MOVIE link.chtbl.com/weeklyplanet... #weeklyplanetpod

I'm celebrating #WickedWeek with the new graphic novel based on the original book! #Wicked #WickedForGood ap2hyc.com/2025/11/wick...

#3157 A helpful tutorial

#Wicked #WickedForGood #Marvel

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Has anyone uploaded a comic to @globalcomix.com? I'm really curious to know about people's experience with it.

Less that £100 until we reach the first stretch goal! Thank you so much everyone! xxx www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli...

Check out my review of @paulcornell.bsky.social's new book "The Mighty Avengers vs the 1970s" from @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social. The perfect stocking stuffer for the #Marvel fan in your life! ap2hyc.com/2025/11/the-...

I loved the Avengers one! ap2hyc.com/2025/11/the-...

Glad this story is finally public but also incredible that it is taking media so long to dig up what is essentially open knowledge in these communities rn.

I've just finished reading Hickman's epic Secret Wars - everything from FF to New Avengers/Avengers, everything. Nearly 200 issues. 3 months. Never read anything like it.

They hyped. They rallied. They crawled through hell and said, “You will not break me.” 💀 Shoutout to our fearless crawlers: 🔥 aruZeta 🔥 ZeldaAutist 🔥 Envy Born Games We couldn’t have done this without you. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #DCC https://bit.ly/4qPYocX

A CANINE CHRISTMAS MYSTERY! Gwinny returns with a new dog, a new season, and a new murder to solve in The Dog Sitter Detective’s Christmas Tail – on sale later this month, just in time for a stocking-filler 🎄🐶🔍 www.allisonandbusby.com/book/the-dog...

Newham Libraries (my locals) are a lifeline for our community. But the Council is considering slashing the budget by 50%.This could mean closures, staff cuts, and service reductions. As we approach the year of reading we can’t allow councils to defund our libraries! actionnetwork.org/petitions/sa...

My new book NAP COMIX is available to pre-order on Kickstarter! It includes the first year's worth of comics from the webcomic, as well as LOADS of exclusive content. Please take a look here: tinyurl.com/napcomixks It's the perfect book for any new parent/experienced parent/parent-to-be! 💗

Happy Halloween everyone!

Check out my interview with @rachaelsmith.bsky.social about what it's like to be both an artist and a new mum ap2hyc.com/2025/10/inte...

Loving this art

I wrote a quick update on the Kickstarter after our amazing first day, which you can read here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli... But basically: THANK YOU! Rachael xxx

I just backed Nap Comix on @kickstarter.com. Get this amazing autobiographical comic about the ups and downs of motherhood by the inimitable @rachaelsmith.bsky.social today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli...

If I didn't already have most of these, I would DEFINITELY pick this up. But that also comes as a HIGH recommendation that YOU get this!!!

This went live last night - a big PDF bundle of the books I've written at Image. Includes The Wicked + the Divine, DIE, Phonogram, Ludocrats, the first Power Fantasy, We called them giants, etc. Basically, this is the stuff I got into comics to do, and a great chance to grab it.

So I hear people like #LGBTQ superheroes and wish they’d beat up zealots, fascists and assholes more May I point you in the direction of The Pride, that did just that for years! Queer superheroes saving the day and showing just what we could do! Available at all good comic shops & bookstores!

We put this online last night. We had fun with this.

He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you? Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18 #NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑

Day 14 of Black authored kidlit. My son and I have both loved this graphic novel. This is about a Black girl scientist who invents a plastic eating monster called Chomp who starts to grow out of control. For ages 7+ @heychante.bsky.social

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: we no longer need to say 'sitting' as we are actually always standing! Just on different body parts! Oh also, the Kickstarter launches in ONE WEEK! Sign up to be notified as soon as it goes live here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fli...

I went to see @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social's "DREM" last night. I was falling out of my chair laughing. It was easily the silliest thing I've ever seen. Love those crazy boys. Also, now I'm off to Tesco's to see what I can get for a fiver...

I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.

Pre-order your copy today: 👉 www.panmacmillan.com/authors/jon-...

He's brave! He's strong! He's the size of a jam jar! He's Tiny Hercules, the world's tiniest, mightiest hero - and he's winning his way back to Tiny Olympus, one legendary deed at a time!

I just pre-ordered the first of at least half a dozen copies I'll end up buying as my son will be attending a load of 7-year-old birthday parties next year, and this is going to be the perfect gift for all of them!!

Get ready for legendary laughs with Tiny Hercules, a new series of children's graphic novels from @macmillankidsuk.bsky.social launching 5th February 2026 - written by me and illustrated by partner-in-crime Nich Angell! Pre-order your copy today: 👉 www.panmacmillan.com/authors/jon-...

Proud to be the 3,676th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for The Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novel! #DungeonCrawlerCarl www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...

I've got my tickets!!!! Can't wait!

I don't have 20 minutes free this morning, most the things he talks about just aren't my thing at all, and I couldn't tear myself away.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

A list of movies #Disney has the rights to and could therefore remake with #Muppets: - Alien - Predator - Die Hard - Taken - Speed - Air Force One - Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Pretty Woman - The Devil Wears Prada - Fight Club - Titanic - Edward Scissorhands

DAD JOKE DREAM COME TRUE The other day, my son asked me "Daddy, what's a motto?" And without missing a beat, I said: