"We blame the authors we stole from"

Happy Mother's Day

EXCLUSIVE: First photo of alien released by Pentagon

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

Literally the best email I've ever received. No notes.

being a writer is just knowing how to write then forgetting then remembering over & over until you die

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

This is true. #WritingCommunity Don't give up. (Just in case you needed to hear that today.)

Misha wants attention

On Saturday, Leo Garcia Venegas was wrongfully detained by ICE for a 3rd time in a year. Officers followed him home; he said he’s a citizen and had his REAL ID in hand. But they didn’t care. They tackled and shackled him, no questions asked. We’ve got a hearing tomorrow on our prelim injunction.

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

The implication that China's slave state is somehow more ethical to fund than Musk makes me wonder, quite directly, who's getting paid. No one trusts Musk but who in their right mind would trust the Chinese government? Maybe look up Tofu Dreg for how trustworthy Chinese manufacturing is...

Talking to me about #AI and how it "learns," "thinks," and is "intelligent" is a very big tell. You do not have a valid definition of intelligence. No one does. It's like porn, you know it when you see it. And most people can't even accomplish that.

Happy birthday Kittens

A limerick. Based on a true story.

Happy Cartoonist's Day!! With thanks to @extrafabulous.bsky.social for this comic.

Today is Misha & Ivy's first birthday. Here's some pics of their time with us. Mama cat still lives with us. She isn't going anywhere either

There’s literally always a tweet.

Misha cat curled up #caturday

Dr. Teeth!

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Is there a speech to text app anywhere that isn't infested with ai and dumping my private info speech into someone's LLM?? WTAF Even searching for offline speech to text fills my browser with AI chatGpt crap. I'm running out of things to try on the internet in which I'm not the product

The application has remained stable since approximately 9 PM PDT, April 16 despite ongoing Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attacks. We have not seen any evidence of unauthorized access to private user data. We will provide a further update by end of day.

We should be learning from other countries...

Ivy in her favorite sink

introducing Bluesky's new "Do Not Disturb" mode. now available to everyone

Let me guess. #Bluesky said "What could possibly go wrong with deploying the 'totally safe completely vibe coded branch' branch?"

Online shopping used to be fun. Now it's an endless stream of upsales infesting every single page when not every section of a page. No #Chewy, I DON'T want to auto-ship these electric clippers every few weeks. No #Chewy, I DON'T want to convert my full order to auto-ship every few weeks.

I got rid of the #Firefox snap pack on Ubuntu and went with the #Mozilla debian package sources and WOW it's so much faster! The snap version was having all sorts of weird issues. Suddenly can't copy or select address bar. Suddenly links don't work in one tab. Didn't expect this much better though

Here’s a feed cleanser. Dogs catching treats.

The wife of the post powerful aide in the white house campaigning for a higher teen birth rate is some next level dystopian shit.

Bugsy napping

Our biggest cat, who is still a kitten, defines scaredy cat

I admire spray can painters because of their wild imaginations. #spraycanart #artists #barcelona #photography

this new series is actually disappointing…

I have to be honest, I read this as: "I genuinely believe Trump is currently lemon 🍋 possessed"

"Late Evening" - my oil painting

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

People say #Trump is playing 4D chess but I'm pretty sure it's 2D turd tossing

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I needed a good news story today and thought you might like it, too.

Fair warning: If you steal the cover art for your book, I'm gonna look past the whole "don't judge a book by it's cover" and judge the living shit out of you. If you don't want people to think you are stealing what you claim to write, don't partake in theft for other parts of your book.