One thing i hate abt being on my period is the need to pee every 2 seconds

My writing got way better after i left college. Unfortunately, i stopped having time to write outside of college

Something about single life I used to take for granted: being unobserved. Not being like... perceived in every fucking moment in ur home. How u look, what ur wearing, whether ur trying something new or not trying anything at all, etc etc. Nobody COMMENTING on ur shit.

Yes, i want you to call me over EVERY SINGLE TIME your cat is doing something cute. Even if theyre just sleeping. EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!

If you are sad, and you have a pet. Go find your pet, and sing them a little song you make up on the spot about them.

Daughter who feels like a failson

My toilet is being weird

Mad and sad and wanna buy things about it which makes me madder and sadder

Accounting is legit fun tho.

(Alcohol cw) Should i do a 3rd shot so nobody can ask me for nothing for the next 3 hours

I need to stop reading instagram comments

@octopusgallery.bsky.social Making this post to remind myself to buy more sewn catnip toys from your shop, because I got 2 of the fish-shaped ones for my babies months ago and they remain obsessed + the toys are holding up perfectly well compared to commercial ones

(Based on sth that happened years ago) If a teenage cat can forgive you for accidentally stepping on their tail and reason out that it was just a mistake and not a detraction on your identity as a person who loves them and only wants what's best for them... you can try to treat yourself the same way

Accounting has been rly fun to learn but i balk at the thought of going into finance cus it seems like financial planning is so clearly only for a type of person who has made it past a certain income threshold.

Ugggh i literally spent most of my marriage teaching myself that my wife's intentions matter more than my feelings, until I finally realized she'd be over my grave like "But I only said/did that cus I love you so much/wanted to help/wanted X to feel better 🥺🥺🥺......"

I hate economists. The way they'll reduce real people's lives to "incentives" is horrendous. "Yes but if we pay them to live they wont have incentives to work 60 hours a week to increase the nation's GDP--" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (Also goes for CEOs and lawmakers)

I lov her

I need more vodka

Tell me if this is a neurodivergent thing: when i deeply respect someone, i listen to what they say and often make decisions based on that. Only for them to say "oh yeah i used to believe that, but i changed my mind a while back" after ive already been treating what they said as gospel for years.

A bitch be sad, drunk, and covered in pimple patches

thinking, for no particular reason, about what I wrote back in 2022 about “lessons learned” from what was done to Isabel Fall

If the bezos' wanted to have a legacy in the arts like frick and such, they would have just funded the gala--or hell, the Met itself--and not attended 😭😭 showing up in essentially a parody of the Madame X dress was clearly rubbing it in the public's faces, no? Ugh i hate that i'm even talking abt it

Garf Garf Binks I guess

Angel Reese #MetGala2026

Jon Batiste #MetGala2026

ahh!!!! this is so clever and cool!!!! love how the slashes both index wounds (the blood spray!) but also knifeslashes in 'medieval' fashion in the belle epoque!!!! robert!!!! yes!!!

Paloma Elsesser #MetGala2026

OOH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THEY’D WEAR

Added to the alt text: she also has beautiful, sculpted gold feet. She evokes gold in many textures, and yeah I've been to that room in the met.

this silhouette is to die for.

Isha M. Ambani #MetGala2026

Colman Domingo at the Met Gala.

Look at this poor girl. Puked so much today. Still purred for cuddles and brushies.

You know, it sucks. I was upset today and just wanted to gab with someone, and all my friends are busy. So obviously, I think about the one person who would pick up no matter what if I called. And I have to be the responsible one and not do that. Ugh.

HOW AM I UNEMPLOYED AND STILL STRESSED NOT FAIR GO AWAY, PIMPLES

What is this hentaivirus we are speaking of

RIPPPPP MY LAPTOP

Currently reading: If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies by Eliezer Yudkowsky and Nate Soares of the Machine Intelligence Research Institute

By the way, the bees are still very Not Okay, in case you bought the "they're not dying out anymore, we did it!!" hype

My drunk ass being a sloth

And evergreen advice for any kind of alarming email/phone call. Something I have struggled to remember when I've been phished, for real.

Ok i understand we are not in complete control of ourselves and this is a deeply human problem that's been the source of many fields of study and art for millennia But When an annoying asshole is like "Boohoo my life sucks cus I always lash out at people I love," I just think, "Then... don't"

I love cats so much

Uh oh i drank poison (alcohol) and now my tummy hurts. Who could have predicted

I'm going to eat 10 pork lumpia rolls

Except a stripper might actually be providing a valuable service and seeing and empathizing with ur humanity for however long u've paid them 😭😭😭

Oh no i took off my long pants and my cat is gonna jump in my lap and scratch up my legs

So to be perfectly drunk and frank I have the entirety of Harrietta Lee: Cutthroat written but my creation is really intertwined with my life so basically I have to start the series all over because I physically cannot continue a narrative that was built on the worldview of 17-yr-old me