Sometimes i get the urge to pray for bad things to happen to bad ppl, and then im like wait why wouldnt i just pray for good things to happen to good people, and i know the answer is that i know bad things are much easier to mobilize and also most gods are vicious

God i love the smell of gasoline

Imma change my author name soonish

I think ya bitch is officially div9rced

I worried that if i started makeup, I'd get unrealistic expectations for my bare face and hate myself more when i took it off. Instead, i'm loving my unique features that make certain tricks work/not work for me, and i get excited to look at my bare face and plan ways to decorate it?? Witchcraft?!?

The wrapped larvikite oval and netted drop pendants just found a home, who would like to take home the wrapped drop and the netted oval? Your very own storm clouds in a stone. Drop: oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4511... Oval: oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4516... #Handmade #ShopSmall

I learned how to do eye and brow makeup and it truly feels like I don't have problems anymore

I love containers. Yes pls organize my life

I wonder what this will mean for the warehouse in Surprise, AZ which is actively being challenged by the state AG over the lack of an environmental and safety reviews (as it sits in an active chemical waste zone) but is also actively being converted right now.

My ex-wife stole my jojoba oil but i got a new bottle that's portable and smells better. Win.

Push Pop is such a queen. I fucking love her

Good news is that after getting the packing material/bags I have $700 in PayPal that I'm going to use (once it transfers since my bank is... A pain) to make a partial payment on the move-in fees. The bad news is that that leaves me needing $1300 by Friday by noon. 🫠

It's crazy to think evening conservative talk show cadence was established over 20 years ago. Like Tucker been putting on this diction for over half my life.

Genuinely i think i stayed in my marriage for the last four-ish years as a form of self harm

I love my friends but they canNOT make plans to save their lives 😭😭😭😭😭

Sneak peek of a new model coming up! Likely not next, but soooon. 👀👀

Martian Woman On The Telephone - Weegee, ca. 1955

It's stories. It's always been stories for me. They'll grip me til the day I die, and then even tighter afterward, cus I'll be one of them.

I was listening to 80s music while doing this one

Let me test the waters.. Hello. I'm Caleb. Mixed southeast asian trans guy just wanting an audience for his art. I hope I can find it here 🕯

I also LOVE knowing what people are curious about to the point that theyre willing to risk social conflict to know about it

I've beaten this drum on Twitter before, but: The penultimate episode of Bojack Horseman should have been the last. If he had actually died, it would have been a near-perfect show.

The Mandarin word "piàoliang" is like onomatopoeia for itself.

Platinum is my 💝💝💝 fountain pen company, solely for the budget-philic, light-in-hand, never-drying-out perfection that is the Preppy. And if you want a little prettier? Get a Preppy Wa for 13$. Every time they come out with new limited ed patterns, I gotta remind myself the ones I have work fine.

For the price of one shitty plastic Kaweco Sport that dries out in a day, you could get 2 or even FIVE Preppies that you can ink up in diff colors and keep in separate workspaces, yes even at that desk you only sit at once a month. That neglected baby will start the SECOND it hits the paper

Old collaboration between my wife and me! I drew the wrong city's skyline, but pretend it was on purpose 😭😭

A scene I painted from my first book! 🐊 +❓ (Look how dynamic it was when it was just a square brush set to pen pressure opacity and a dream [left], before I over-rendered it to death in the pursuit of "realism" [right]. No one can advocate for your painting but you, folks 😭😭)

[ 🌻 oc ] she's my character so i get to doodle her like this sometimes

something a little cursed, as a treat. the quake Shalrath and Shambler as goth gfs

Fort Ginger

You don't "deserve" rest. Rest is not a little treat you get for being good. Rest is actually necessary for survival. You _require_ rest.

Lowkey that shit made me buff and emotionally resilient tho

I had a great time at thoughtbubble but one of my favourite moments was informing my fellow hotel guests that they would need to be ready to catch their toast which was rapidly approaching their location #comic

I'm 27, and never mind.

Sometimes I want a tail, like a real actual tail, for the fun of it And then I remember Orphan Black

Bro. Look how my parents dressed their dog this Halloween.

One of my favorite video games ever has got to be Pillars of Eternity. The adrenaline of pretty much every combat encounter in the White March, phew... Here's my Death Godlike pc, Ketchup!

Red Wine and Dino Chicken Nuggets — Noah Verrier, 2024 Oil on canvas

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh if you’d like

The Arrowverse being gone feels like a disturbance in the Force.... Legends of Tomorrow was my JAM, man.

Rachel Grant

Knight and the enemy within [ #art | #ttrpg | #oc ]

Willem Dafoe — Jeannette Montgomery Barron, 1981

•The kelp is blooming•

Went out to do some Christmas shopping and I fell in love.

Hii, this is your reminder to hit that CTRL+S once in a while when you're drawing!✨️

Can't stop won't stop (making yip yip hanging baskets)

Watched Parasite (2019) again with a friend who'd never seen it... whew. Perfect fucking movie. I've spent like a week trying to explain to said friend what the political and cultural atmosphere back home is like, but the film hammers it home in a way my clumsy anecdotes struggle to.

I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.