Bryce Young is too small

That call is insane. Look at where the receiver was when he threw it!! There have been more no-calls because there was a receiver somewhere on the field.

Good Lord. The Panthers run game is good, just bust it up the middle three times in a row. Don't throw it behind the line of scrimmage 😖

This Panthers team is just absolutely incapable of taking advantage of opportunities handed to them.

Finally someone else who is not insane saying the correct thing out loud.

Oof idk if I can watch the rest of this one.

Another 21 point comeback win?

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

COWBOYS

Ferg has had one too many fumbles this season.

The Internet is about to go absolutely wild with that Tom Brady sound bite

Okay this game is officially crazy

George Pickens holy shit

There he is. Good job champ.

I truly believe there is a Kennedy curse for the Cowboys except it's because of Jerry Jones and instead of people dying in tragic ways it's the Cowboys constantly having a good team that simply cannot win.

And this one

Tapping the sign again

God the Cowboys are hopeless

Ceedee stop dropping passes!!!!

Why would the coaches not listen to Flournoy about getting the tip on the punt? That seems like an unlikely thing to be mistaken about.

God Jahmyr Gibbs fucking rocks. Such an electric player.

Just absolutely no pass rush for the Lions

Kevin OConnell is looking very goofy having gone all in on McCarthy. Just so bad on all levels.

Viking should have never let Sam Darnold go.

Damn. That whole Vikings drive just to end up getting stuffed because you can't rely on your quarterback to be a playmaker. Call that McCarthyism

Vegas is the worst race of the season because it's almost timed so that I could watch it in real-time but also I would suffer tomorrow. So instead I have to avoid my phone both before bed and after I wake up.

Cincinnati has a player named McDoom. Fucking sick.

Great. Glad the Texans won a game so that they can either still not make the playoffs or get blown out in the first round. There are no other options for this team. What a waste.

JOSH ALLEN GET RID OF THE BALL

Finally some damn common sense

God this Texans team is annoying. Their defense is so good so it's hard to beat them but the offense is complete dog shit so they aren't competitive. Just go away.

QUICK! GAME!

Texans really do suck in the red zone

Jesus Christ the Bills are a trainwreck. Kind of insane to think they were the leading favorites to make the Superbowl this year.

The Texans stadium has the Metlife Stadium curse

Oreos don't taste the same anymore

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:

LOVE that they're getting Hunter Luepke involved in the passing game

You can almost guarantee that anyone who self-identifies as "emotionally intelligent" is, actually, not that.

Idk man. Jared Goff is rattled and it's only getting worse. Who is the backup? Just for one quarter.

Jared Goff what the fuck are you doing????

Call that McCarthyism

JJ McCarthy is... Uh... Not good.

Arch Manning sucks ass

Texas defense sucks ass

Actually no get a road bike losers

I like bike go fast

Oh God not a bunch of terminally online people giving bad bike advice

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.