my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

This is what unity looks like.

My office smells AMAZING today 🥰

Another 2k words last night. Has my muse finally returned after all these years?! 🙏🙏🙏

When I bought my house the back yard was little more than a slab of grass and dirt. This was a problem because I adore flowers, so I added a whole lot of them, plus a pergola with wires for vines. It's so beautiful in Spring and it's Spring now which means it's time to spam my feeds with it 🥰

So I just got head-hunted to teach a unit at a local university 😳 what a compliment. I told them I haven't done any teaching in 20 years and they said they'd seen me speak at a conference recently and had no concerns about my capacity to deliver. Just received the on-boarding docs. A bit stunned!

There's a Church for sale in a town near us, and my raised-in-Communsim militantly atheist wife was walking behind me as I was browsing through the pictures of it. "Let's buy it," she said over my shoulder, "and have sex on the pulpit."

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Quitting was always easier.

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

An overwhelmingly common reason people give for enjoying this type of work IS ITS SEPARATION FROM REALITY. People are ENJOYING A FANTASY, not planning their weekend. This deserves protection.

This is what I imagine 🤣🤣 or "Really. You're going to stand THERE? IN the clearly marked trap? Well, far be it for me to stand in the way of natural selection."

Updated Post: It will be interesting having Valeera Sanguinar as a companion in the upcoming 11 delves in Midnight. Thank you for the correction everyone as I previously thought she was only keeping us company in one delve. Sorry Bran, but I am excited for Valeera. ❤️ #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight

VALEERA IS GOING TO INSULT YOU FOR THE ENTIRE DELVE AND YOU’LL SAY THANK YOU AND DO ANOTHER

Saw a thing on LinkedIn "What was the main reason you got your last job?" And I cackled to myself because I got my last job because I met the project manager in a lift at a network studio and we're both gay 🤣

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Don't mind me, just obsessing over the female characters in Blizzard's B to D list 😅

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Valeera's outfit is a total flex. She's a rogue. They need to be unremarkable & unseen, and as agile and flexible as possible. Valeera meanwhile is wearing a bright red very wide & rigid outfit that GLOWS and sexed herself up like "I'm such a good rogue that not even dressing like THIS hampers me."

I don't think I knew Valeera lived in Dalaran pre-crash? Frequenting the sewers there makes sense lore-wise but I figured she lived closer to or actually in Stormwind secretly somewhere, based on the books. Anyway, she's now playing Hearthstone with Millhouse in Dornagal.

I don't think I knew Valeera lived in Dalaran pre-crash? Frequenting the sewers there makes sense lore-wise but I figured she lived closer to or actually in Stormwind secretly somewhere, based on the books. Anyway, she's now playing Hearthstone with Millhouse in Dornagal.

I adore the view out of my dining room window in Spring!! Makes tending to the garden all year worth it 🥰

I used to just help my parents with IT. Now I have to help my parents AND my younger coworkers who have never seen a command prompt in their lives and call all programs "apps" 😩

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

It’s pretty crazy that this administration wants to charge minors as adults, but not adults for abusing minors.

But if 14-year-olds want to make their own decisions about their own gender, apparently we should burn everything down.

lol new clown car just rolled up

Israel is committing genocide, is a legal fact.

I wish I could believe this dude blatantly lying to congress under oath in a seeming effort to memory hole *Jeffrey Epstein's As A Whole* would matter even a little bit at all. I mean… the sheer fucking temerity to claim there's "There is no credible information" of Epstein trafficking children… jfc

grief is exhausting [ #dnd #dndart #dndcharacter ]

#BREAKING 🚨 Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, according to a report by a United Nations Commision of Inquiry The report has found Israeli authorities have "intended to kill as many Palestinians as possible" and committed the crime against humanity of extermination

I moved all my retirement investments to an ethical fund that doesn't invest in war or climate-destroying companies thinking I was actually making a sacrifice for the greater good but actually my stocks performed exceptionally well this past year, out-performing my old fund 😳

Opinion | I’ve dedicated my career to promoting free speech on college campuses. Here’s why the murder of a red state college dropout by another red state college dropout means it’s time to fire liberal professors in blue states.

Artist! Quote with your blue art! 💙

Two studies from this year ✍️

A close-up of a mock romance cover I did for funsies :)

Spent most of Sunday outside with the wife & kids in our flowering spring garden on a cloudless 21C day. Was beautiful, simple and peaceful (apart from the kids shrieking and singing KPop demon hunter songs as they flipped on the trampoline). The whole garden smelt of jasmine.

News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.

The UN General Assembly voted to back the France resolution seeking to recognize a Palestinian state that’s also free of Hamas. Vote: 142 in favor (including Ukraine, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, + all EU countries) 10 against (including Israel, Hungary, US) 12 abstentions

they can't talk about kirk because if they use any of his words, it becomes immediately clear that he was an awful person and deeply unsympathetic. they can't talk about the shooter, because he's some middle class nazi failson. so they talk about trans people, because they need a villain.

I just read a piece about how depressed (white) Utah denizens are that the shooter was “one of them” and…I truly wonder what it’s like to live in blissful delusion up until a particularly violent moment such as the one we all witnessed on the 10th.

Mind you, if you crunch the historic numbers, 99.99999991 percent of the people who have committed assassinations in this country ARE/have been white (men). So the confusion and bewilderment is honestly…kind of insulting LMAO

Google is in the middle of a six-month, $45 million contract to amplify propaganda from Netanyahu’s office. The contract describes Google as a key entity supporting Israeli hasbara propaganda, which includes famine and genocide denial. #OpCanary

Been typing up a 19 page full cursive letter my Great-Great Aunt wrote to my Grandmother in 1980 that contains huge info dumps of family lore and ancestry. I'm only five pages in and already my brain is pickled. How did people communicate like this. My wrist hurts in solidarity with this poor woman

HUNTR/X #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

Unironically yes

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.