way to bring pee pee to a doo doo fight idiot

Your honor, both my client and I have been zoning out for the last 15 minutes

following a night of heavy drinking with heavy eating to maintain the balance

just had an idea for a concept. clown baby. watch this space

it’s so awesome that all the ads on the subway use ai slop now

seeing an ad for a dating app and suddenly remembering I have a wife who I live with

where is the fucking drafts button

the slicer really changed the game before it ppl were just biting into pizza pies

being a dude is crazy bc I’m one beanie away from looking like the worst person you know

until they allow priv accounts here follow my priv twitter @ slothboyclick

okay okay okay let’s kiss this guy let’s kiss him to death with kisses

Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

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After more than two years of delays and disingenuous counters from @nytimes.com management, Rohan Rangray is #ReadyToStrike

i made a playlist full of the best new emo music out rn and it follows a strict bangers-only policy spotify.link/DTRsRVkdyDb

it’s called “home sweet home”, T. it’s a really sick album by seattle emo revival revival band Look At The Bones and everyone’s been crazy about it

going to recycle posts from insta here what are u gonna do about it

follow my band i just got this going on bluesky

we just released the best emo album of all time, yes you heard that right, don’t believe me? see for yourself spotify.link/4o7wqbiugDb

regardless, my band just released an album if any one of my 15 followers are reading this go give it a listen spotify.link/cqbAboiBhDb

do people talk about music on here or is it just ironyposting

my therapist told me to eat a donut when i feel demotivated do you think my insurance will cover it

i just love a great group of guys. would love to be a part of one someday

landlords be like it ain’t honest work but it’s much

going to the marketplace of ideas y’all want anything?

if ur drum kit more than 6 mics that’s not diy anymore

happy by pharrell williams was produced by the cia

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

the sleeping beauty movie could not exist today due to wokeness

she ain’t mad but she onna my d

gonna repost here all my twitter hits that nobody liked

im so lonely