Bye guys, hi ladies 〰️

hello, 911? I’d like to report a crime

He's gonna turn the Honmoon golden 🥰✨️

YOU CAN'T HAVE HIS SOUL, SAJA BOYS 🙅‍♀️🚫

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much. 😄😄😄

Wumuti’s BIZNESS is being P R E T T Y in these glasses wow like 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

When I say chokehold..

They did their first live on 7/1 7=1 💜♾️

The BTS Rap Line frequently make use of the thesis, antithesis, & synthesis structure in their songs: 3 rappers, 3 POVs For understanding coherence across Hobi's singles: Sweet Dreams (thesis), KIG (antithesis), Mona Lisa (synthesis). Genius j-hope image from weverse.io/bts/media/3-... #BTS

My gc is so fucking unserious 😂 they're playing tic-tac-toe 😂💀

Aaah&hhhhhgggfkkfkfkck

…it’s hard to believe it’s almost over. I don’t know how to explain it. I just know that we will be able to be BTS & ARMY TOGETHER again without the specter of enlistment looming & it’s going to be the absolute best thing imaginable. 😭😭😭 APOBANGPO 아포방포 💜♾️ #BTS #BTSARMY

I'm on my 613th crisis today JAY LET ME BREATH youtu.be/JNF4_4hZ0zY?...

I made a yt playlist. 🥰 I'm not a pro at this. I just work with vibes. If you want something compliment other playlists you use, enjoy! 🎯🔥🎯🔥🎯 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'M TOTALLY FINE NOBODY TOUCH ME FOR 3 MONTHS

I'm gonna need at least ten business days and an appointment with my psychiatrist to start moving on from this.

At this point we’ve crested the event horizon and it’s all one big Too Much

No one was meant to witness Jay doing naked Baepsae like this is how it feels when like the actual literal biblical angels are viewed by humans

Don't ask me the color of fucking anything.

- wakes up 🎶you're killin it, girl🎶 - feeds pets 🎶you're killin it, girl🎶 - puts away dishes 🎶10 out of 10🎶 - smokes a bowl 🎶you're killin it, girl🎶 - buys groceries 🎶all without a man - takes a 3 hours nap 🎶you're killin it, girl🎶 I feel so validated 🥰

JACOB NOOOOO💀💀💀

Happy pride month 🌈

*spits water all over the room* WHAT

Nobody touch me ok thanks. 🧎‍♀️

Jacob plz 💀

Growing up (and hating) living in Texas, I have a deeply visceral negative reaction to cowboy hats. Somehow Hobi managed to make it cute and sexy. He is magical like that.

The symphonic arranger for j-hope's Paris performance just uploaded the songs to his channel. Please go and show him some love for his fantastic work ARMY! #BTSstage On The Street: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIP7... More: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_t... Mic Drop: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-AQ...

Me in the national security group chat:

I was filled with white hot rage when I saw the video of that "fan"* groping Hobi's abs during his concert. Keep your fantasies in your head and GCs, babe. That is a human being and unconsenting touch is called assault. 🤬🤬🤬 (* I say "fan" because that's no ARMY)

I am beside myself 😂🤣🥰💀

Finally had a post-concert breakdown. I just love them all (the tannies and ARMY) so, so much. I miss them. 💜

Jhope praise kink 🤝 ARMY praise kink youtube.com/watch?v=ECqG...

No words just this Jay 🧎‍♀️💀⚰️💐

me: how do i make these lenticular cards even more obnoxious me: oh. holographic pc sleeves *cackles wildly*

I saw hobi. 😳

Hobi saying there is no exit for ARMYs made me think of other times they've been possessive of us. And Taehyung's drunken love confession is so precious to me. 우리꺼야! 아미는 방탄꺼야! 방탄는 아미꺼야! You are ours! ARMY belongs to Bangtan! Bangtan belongs to ARMY!

ــــــــــــــــــﮩ٨ـ ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩ i don’t think we’re making it out alive 🥴

How many fan cams of MonaLisa have I watched? Yes.

watch this on loop and reap the health benefits 😌

I am fully unhinged bye

The way someone asked for TMI & Hobi was like imma need you to be so for real bc we literally just spent the last 13 hours together, you were there too!

Safe Zone 🍰 Jihope 🍰 119k, 23 chapters, rated E 🔞 🍰 Jimin is a barista & dreams of owning his own bakery 🍰 Hoseok is a delivery driver who only wants to dance 🍰 Soft boys falling in love & healing from past trauma CW: past emotional intimate partner abuse archiveofourown.org/works/628846...

#bts #sope #suga #j-hope

Please enjoy the #MinYoongi lyric typography series I made to celebrate #MinMarch last year. 🐱🪷 #mylotusyoongiday #musicgeniussuga #sugaourforeverartist #SUGA #슈가

He's simply the coolest human in the universe. 💜😮‍💨🧎🏻‍♀️

Gotta collect them all #hope_on_the_stage_tour

we need to talk more about hobi's duality because he literally goes from sex demon to cutie patootie in 0.002 seconds