Quote from Mr 9: Hey mum, I like that shirt you’re wearing. It really compliments your grey hairs.

Just watched a former Hornet jockey’s take on this & he’s suggesting AIM-9 within visual range. Which has BIG implications, because a Mud Hen just cannot be mistaken for a Shahed on tally. Also means 3 separate & deliberate lock attempts.

When will you be swimming today, @moistenedtart.bsky.social ?

Had a great time meeting, hanging with, & doing some work for @yieki.bsky.social today! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Top shelf individual, highly recommended. Has great taste in music. 😁

Joke’s on you, PC shops! Because you all tried to massively up-sell me when I just needed a part, now you get no sale BECAUSE I RE-PINNED SOME EXISTING CABLES I HAD LYING AROUND! 🤪 Act wantonly wasteful & push for a greedy upsell, lose business. Pretty simple.

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Me: buys a 2nd hand but unused PC. Missing some PSU cables. Also me: Hey, PC component shops that stock this exact PSU, can I buy some spare cables with my 💵? Shops: Not possible. But we can sell you this whole PSU that comes with cables… Me: the fuck is wrong with you wasteful bastards?

Just realised that every single adult interaction I’ve had over the past few weeks has occurred for 2 reasons; - the person is obligated (I.e. it’s their job), or - the person relies on me. Not applicable - the person wants to. Feels great. 🫥

LET ME PLAY MY SINGLE PLAYER RPG THAT I PAID FOR, IS LOCALLY INSTALLED, AND DOESN’T REQUIRE AN INTERNET FOR ANY ACTUAL GAME FUNCTION. By His noodly appendage, I fucking hate it here. 🤯 Could probably play my damned game in hell…

@ubisoft.com When Ubisoft Connect is “currently unable to connect” (well done, by the way 🙄) why in the name of Ezio’s beautiful locks would put a button on the screen that says “Play offline” that launches a prompt TO LOG IN TO UBISOFT CONNECT?!?? IT WON’T CONNECT THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF OFFLINE

Unsolicited stick pic.

Got conned into joining a basketball team with some mates. First match was tonight and bugger me if we didn’t win by 20 points! 😎 (20 points is the default winning margin when the other team forfeits by not showing up 😅)

Mr 8 just got his motorcycle gear & thinks he’s the coolest kid since Elvis. To be fair, he does look pretty cool. 😆

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

Deep, dramatic voiceover: From the mind that brought you gems like “can we get bleach into the body?” & “COVID will be over by Easter”, the latest, biggliest unhinged shit this summer… strap yourselves in ladies & gentlemen for… [words slamming into screen] PARACETAMOL BAD BECAUSE REASONS!!1!!1!!

The Azerbaijan National Anthem absolutely slaps. Love it, big fan! The father & daughter that sang did a cracking job, too. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

I forgot I had this account so here's what's been up with me lately, Bluesky lol

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

IMPROVE a movie by making it about Gary Top Gary Who am I kidding the original can’t be improved! 😎

Argh… as an Oscar Piastri fan this is not what I want for Lando. He deserves a fair fight for the #F1 World Championship. Oscar was always on for the win, so bloody happy for him! 😁

I made beef tataki & it was GOOOOOOOOD. Wife & I have had Japanese cravings recently so I thought I’d give it a go. Very glad I did!

RIP Jim www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

My first #meteorite specimens arrived today & I’m massively nerding out over them! 🤓 It blows my mind to hold these fragments of a long dead star’s core in my own two hands! I’m giddy with excitement. 🥹 #Space stuff rules!

Mr8: =clears dinner table after eating= Me (Dad): Thanks buddy, good job. Mr8: I just wanted to help out… Mum: That’s nice mate. Mr8: … because you guys are getting old.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. (make sure you include #AltText because users who rely on this shouldn't ever be excluded from participating #AccessibilityMatters)

Nobody wants my MTV anymore and that’s sad.

Mr 8: This =gestures broadly at everything= is pretty much just Minecraft on survival mode, but not blocky. Me: What, real life? Mr 8: Yeah. Me: Yup.

I need all employers to understand that a Working With Children Check means nothing more than the holder has not been caught doing the wrong thing. IT’S NOT A PASS FOR A CHARACTER TEST, STOP TREATING IT LIKE THAT. They are no backstop. You *must* still actively watch for warning signs of abuse.

The gravylytic converter on the wigwong for my goose’s bridle has a big whatsit jammed in the testeract side port. Does anyone have a #gravy boat small enough to pilot through the upstream side to rectify it? Thank you gravyly in advance.

Oh yeah… pretty pleased with my culinary efforts tonight!

Watched A-ha’s Take on Me recently & I don’t know who needs to hear this but the ‘80s was 100% peak music video time. And that song legit slaps. 2.5 octave range is insane for a singer, but to do it just in the space of a chorus? 🤯 Freaking amazing.

I haven't been birding lately (I entirely wasted the lovely weather last weekend - I was in a funk) so you have been getting photos from the vault. Here's a series of a wedge-tailed eagle leaving its roadkill near Marree last winter.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Took weeks but it paid off

I turned it over to Sky News to see how hard they’re crying at Dutton likely losing his seat. Didn’t expect they’d be so upset that they’d pull the pin altogether! 😂 #Auspol

Forget the networks, Leo & crew are absolutely crushing election coverage. Seriously, get on it.

As a former military pilot, those three words being placed together alongside the lovely photo & cheerful sentiment is given me the mental equivalent of a loading error requiring a reboot. 😅 Which is 100% a me problem but, you know…

I served in the Army & have the Australian Defence Medal to prove it. So I would say; get in the bin, Dutton. You don’t speak for me or those I served with. On a day that is entirely about paying respect the idea of not including Welcome to Country is abhorrent to me. Glad the RSL is pushing back.

I’m claiming the best view this evening. 😁

This gave me an idea for a new product: hair car for MEN. It’s just regular shampoo & conditioner but the bottle is camouflage or some shit. Could probably expand to dishwashing liquid shortly after launch… 🤔

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Mr 8 asked if he can watch Back to the Future, so I figured it was time to change the Delorean over to Part 1 configuration. 😁 Also new sets are expensive AF, so changing up old sets scratches the itch. For all of about 5 minutes… 😒

It’s time to change the machine. (Do… do you see what I did there? Coz there was this move with a time…)

Why are the graphics on the #F1 world feed in 16 bit? The diagonal lines look like a flight of stairs. Minor detail I know, but it’s distracting. #JapanGP #SkyF1

I kinda hope he does coz we would make Janey Godley SOOOOOOO PROUD!

Yum.

When I got to work this morning I really didn’t expect this would be my view at lunch time…

Mr 8 (orange cap, throwing double devils horns) on my shoulders at his first rock concert. #Spiderbait crushed it, and Mr 8 loved it! We’ve got a rocker on our hands.

Q for @exposingnv.bsky.social Rangiah J: I’m going to be asking Mr Neil tomorrow about the relevance of the apparent leaking of the information concerning Ms Lattouf’s case to The Australian & whether that factors into questions of compensation. ABC lawyers: RUH ROH. Am I reading that right?