Made savoury muffins just because I felt like it. Zucchini, ham, salami, Kalamata olives, cheddar cheese, flour, eggs, olive oil.

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

Just had a verbal altercation with an entitled woman outside my house. I knew as soon as she put her shopping in her car that she’d dump her trolley on my nature strip. I called her out and told her to take her trolley back, rather curtly. She screamed and used all manner of gestures and expletives.

I went into the Michael movie knowing it was pre-approved by his estate. Having said that, I found it entertaining and considering Jaafar Jackson never acted prior to this film, one can’t help but think Michael’s spirit possessed his body. He looked, moved and sounded just like him. My rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

May 1st is International Workers' Day, a day we celebrate all the improved rights, wages and working conditions won by workers standing together in solidarity. #StrongerTogether

I think I’ll just stay in a bunker between 2039 - 2045. 😬

It's hard being a climate comedian's therapist... 🫠

Sam Neill has announced he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer. “It’s time I did another movie.”

Breaking News: A judge allowed Maurene Comey, a former prosecutor fired by the Trump administration, to proceed with a lawsuit against the government. She is the daughter of James Comey, the former FBI director and one of President Trump’s best-known adversaries. nyti.ms/4tC0wFT

The other day, I dated my assessment 26/04/2024. Oh my god. What fucking year is it?!

Finished the bottle. Good stuff. Didn’t feel the slightest bit woozy. Now time for bed. Good night.

Rego rebate for all Victorians opens 1st June - mark it in your calendars and *apply* service.vic.gov.au/rego-rebate

@life_in_kayos on TikTok

Going to give this a try with my sausage roll. I hear it’s good served over ice.

Okay besties. They’re ready and they’re HUUUGGGE. @jeremythegoose.bsky.social @moistenedtart.bsky.social

When an Adelaide player gets a red card for taking his shirt off and being a dickhead after kicking a goal right before finals, is peak A League.

Jumbo homemade sausage rolls are currently cooking in the oven. 😋

Assessment done! ✅ Now to make sausage rolls! 😋

📢 VCAT found against the local council, overruling concerns that the McDonald’s would harm High Street’s cultural identity, small businesses and pedestrian safety.

He did eat shit lol 🤣 First I’ve seen this angle on it. Hilarious. #WHCD #Trump

Outlander only has 2 episodes to wrap up the entire show and given the many things left unresolved, I don't think I'm going to be happy with the ending. It's going to feel rushed and not how the story should go. We've wasted the entirety of season 8 on very slow, filler storytelling and its sloppy.

Happy birthday @moistenedtart.bsky.social! One of the kindest, generous, intelligent, fearless & all around badassiest people around. Love you so much & hope you have the most fabulous birthday & that you get everything you wish for & more. You deserve the world. All the hugs you Taurus queen! 🥳🎁🎉🍾🥂

That’s settled then. I finish my assessment tomorrow and I reward myself by making sausage rolls.

Well now I want sausage rolls.

All of our talls are ineffective. Blackiston, Wright and McKay have to be delisted. Absolute rubbish.

Baby Bombers just can’t rise to the occasion.

I just consumed 500ml of rosé. I hope I stay awake through the second half of this game.

Round 2.

Lunch: Prawn linguine and a rosé while watching the footy.

Anzac Day footy at the pub. Up the Dons! ❤️🖤

Going to watch a documentary about the song of my people … the ring of the Milkbar front door bell.

Getting the most engagement I’ve ever had on a post about never being skinny because I love carbs. I’m on the right app and have found my tribe. ❤️

I still can’t sleep. 🫤

Current mood: Attention-seeking and bratty.

“Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos!” If you can tell me which film this line is from, and who said it, you’re my kind of people.

The men really be man-ing tonight,

I shouldn’t be awake but my brain won’t stfu

You know you’re fucked up when the only things that make you come down from the bullshit of the week is a gin & tonic and morally grey, smutty literature.

When you’re such single Pringle that you will eat all the Pringles in one go, in your car, in the uni carpark, on a Friday night.

Wrote 525 words of my 1650 word assessment that’s due Sunday 11.59pm. Given the week I’ve had, I’d say that’s a win.

I will never be skinny because I’m always craving pasta and good bread with butter. No regrets.

Dinner: Greek Lemon Roasted Rissoles & Potatoes served with feta cheese.

My first priority would be providing sufficient affordable housing. My second would be security of tenure and much more fair balancing of tenant’s rights with landlords. If those were in place the rest becomes less urgent and can afford to be more nuanced.

Unpopular opinion: Landlord-Tenant relationships are inherently oppressive, classist instruments of a feudal system which entrap the lower classes, and ensure their inability to improve their socio-economic status, therefore enriching the already wealthy and further impoverishing the already poor.

I just tried soba noodles for the first time. Healthy as they may be, the taste is not a vibe.

Not in the right frame of mind for anything social or social media-related right now. Taking some time away.

Achilles is over everyone’s bullshit.

What the proverbial fuck is going on?!

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk