How long before Kuwait has to pay reparations to the US in compensation for accidentally shooting down three of their very expensive military jets?

I wonder if Pete Hegseth told the pilots to fly over Kuwait instead of Khobar on or some random place in the ME over Signal … Because what a cock up.

World War III is about to start on Kuwait: “Oops! Sorry America, we forgot you’re an ally.”

Why even … ? *gestures dramatically at the myriad of fuckery going on in the world*

A lot of people are saying "Trump doesn't have a plan for regime change". He said Iranians would have to do that. Probably they can't and it begs lots of questions. But we saw how American 'regime change' worked in Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya. I don't want an America planned regime.

I wish property owners would read this and understand that the purpose of ownership at its core, is supposed to be an altruistic, community-minded endeavour, *not* a self-interested play at amassing obscene amounts of passive income, at the expense of a large proportion of society.

Feeling quite ill. 🤢

UFUCKENWOTM8?! 🥵

Nerd hat on. 🤓

Breakfast of champions. Coffee and a chocolate crackle.

Ah. Dump's BORED of peace.

If we don't tax the hyper-rich out of existence, pedophile psychopaths will keep using our species' collective wealth to bomb, police, surveil, propagandise and cook us into submission, maybe even extinction

Pardon?! 😳 Iran missiles fired towards UK military bases in Cyprus, defence minister says www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

I promised you all Chocolate Crackles. Here you go.

I love how Stephen Fry nerds out on mythology. A fabulous interview. youtu.be/wBwBoM11JiM?...

Mum cooked meatballs and potatoes in olive oil and lemon juice (κεφτέδες και πατάτες λαδερές και λεμονάτες).

Brunch with mum at the new local Lebanese bakery. It was delicious.

My hair after the first home wash post Nanoplasty treatment. Just used a drying barrel hairbrush, heat protectant and argan oil to finish. Took 25 mins. Back when I had my natural waves it would take me 1 hour 30 mins to dry and style my hair. Amazing.

Huh. He literally did the speech.

Same, Achilles. Same.

Unconfirmed reports that Ali Khamenei has been found dead in the rubble following Israeli and U.S. military strikes in Iran. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Got up at 6 o’clock on a Sunday morning to clean the burn smell from my oven because we’re cooking dinner for my grandma in a tray bake.

Making Chocolate Crackles today. 😁

Endometriosis in Australia. 🧵A thread:

Nvidia Plans New Chip to Speed AI Processing, Shake Up Computing Market www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nvid...

My favourite TikTok couple. I love them! 🤣

Achilles, you’re such a spazzy weirdo.

I’m convinced the lift at Hoyts Cinema Melb Central is a tardis. You can’t get back to the Hoyts level you were on before getting into the lift & you’re barred from using the buttons for levels 4 & 5. So you’re stuck in this lift pressing every level in hope of getting back, to no avail. Sorcery!

🤓 Time to put the study hat back on. Class is back in session. 🤓

I can’t wash my hair until after 3:00pm tomorrow. You should’ve seen me acting like the rain was going to melt me, as I was trying to protect my Nanoplasty hair treatment. 🤣

I’ve finally got my shit sorted for uni on Monday. Organised my timetable, first week’s readings, lecture and tutorial materials etc. Phew. Breathing a massive sigh of relief. RMIT came through just in the nick of time.

Epstein files contain explicit but unsubstantiated claim that Trump abused minor www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Coffee! I need coffee stat!

Hillary Clinton Will Testify About Epstein Today apple.news/AhmDhy2mqQ_e...

100 years on—the story behind the Michelin stars apple.news/ArnH9W-GYR6O...

🎶Wind me up Put me down Start me off and watch me go🎶

Did you know that Coles hired Palantir, yes *that* Palantir to track you while you shop like you’re about to be taken out by an Orwellian government-contracted sniper? Boycott Coles until Palantir is out!

In the Orwellian hellscape known as Coles, Palantir installed cameras that track you like you’re a moving target about to be shot and collect your facial recognition data while you innocently shop unawares. Sign the petition to get Palantir out of our supermarkets. www.getup.org.au/campaigns/ec...

I want a man to pine for me like Heathcliff pines for Cathy, minus the petty, toxic mind games.

So I loved Wuthering Heights. I loved the broody, moody, intense atmosphere. Robbie & Elordi had a great intensity, desire & passion in their on-screen romance. But Cathy & Heathcliff are so toxic, if only they expressed their true emotions instead of playing petty games. I loved it. 5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

People who eat dim sims on the train are unconscionable. The smell is unbearable. So gross. 🤮

After 33 days of calling and typing in the chat to RMIT, I have finally been enrolled and I'm ready to go on Monday. Jesus Christ.

I finished reading Matthew Reilly’s The Tournament and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks @snivellus-slughorn.bsky.social for the recommendation. 😁

He wasn’t just Lizzie McGuire’s dad, he was a dad to all us millennial girls. R.I.P. Robert Carradine. 💔😢

Photo 1: My natural hair before Nanoplasty. Photo 2: My natural hair after Nanoplasty.

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Chris Baghsarian: two men arrested in relation to alleged kidnapping and murder of 85-year-old Sydney man www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I had to stop watching. What a shit show of lies and sycophantry #SOTU

Another day, another excellent coffee. I think I’ve mastered the coffee machine, folks. Now it’s time to learn coffee art.