I went for Laura Dern (duh), but was pleasantly surprised that Will Arnett can ACT. He's great in this movie

I’m training to crush melons between my legs, Sonya Blade style

Getting blocked by gay men because I am outspoken about much I hate ICE is a painful reminder that the call is coming from inside the house

Why do the Drag Race girls fight over who gets Disco vs Punk vs Pop when most of them rap anyway?

I’m training to crush melons between my legs, Sonya Blade style

One of my best friends took the day off work to monitor ICE activity near schools in Minneapolis. Get yourself a friend like this

Ope. Found it

Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched There were some great gems on Shudder this week

I’m cheering for the gays, which is like most of the cast #TheTraitors

What are your go-to/favorite seasonings aside from the big ones? (Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder) For me: - chili powder - cumin - coriander - red pepper flakes - paprika - bay leaves Can you tell I mostly make Mexican food?

I enjoyed The Other (2025) on Shudder. It's a movie that isn't afraid to be weird. It's nice to see Paul Etheredge (Hellbent) back at it. I hope to see more from him

Am I flexing contemplatively or did I forget where the camera is?

I had a college roommate that believed it is justifiable for cops to shoot people fleeing from them. He went into law enforcement

2016 vs 2026 Hair is basically the same

QTP with your favorite Grass-type pokemon 🌹🌱🍃

Why is @buffetbeercan.bsky.social picking a weird ass fight? -And being insanely transphobic in the process???

I don't know much about Donna Kelce other than that she gave birth to Jason (the bear and the hotter of the two sons) and she lulls me to sleep by explaining the rules of football in the Calm app

The Avengers: Doomsday trailer reminds us that Professor X and Magneto are madly in love and that's a fact

My thing is that if you're gay or queer AND a horror fan, I'm going to follow you

I was snorkeling in Puerto Vallarta and accidentally smashed my hand on a sea urchin. The spines went all the way into my palm. The cook on our boat removed about 20 spines and I got 3 shots of tequila for being a good boy. I still have scars from it, but now I have a rad sea urchin tattoo

It’s that time of year when I give the highest praise possible to colleagues in their performance reviews because that’s how I can make capitalism more bearable for them and me. Pass it along 🌈

Maybe it's basic, but FFX will always be my favorite. Lulu is everything

People who post nudes without content labels: are you okay?

Hiking in Colorado dressed like this. In January

Another great week of getting bigger at the gym. Today is about rest and catching up on Octopath Traveler 0

People who accuse films like We Bury the Dead of being pretentious need to be stopped. Not all slow cinema is pretentious and not all zombie movies need to be the same 👏👏

This was one of my favorite moments in Costa Rica

I apparently watched a lot of Hellraiser in 2025

Singin' in the Rain

When people unknowingly tattle on themselves on social media

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

I had a good leg day

American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug

The Drag Race queens should start being more threatened by Denver contestants because our track record is pretty amazing

Intentional filth is an art form in itself and this movie does it well

Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

First Flex Friday of 2026

Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!

Remember kids: fitness goals are extremely personal and they exist for you and you alone. Keep it up. You’re doing great 💪

Some of the horror movies I'm excited to see in 2026

Last workout of 2025. I’m excited to go even harder in 2026

I explained to a friend that I’m half Mexican, and after brief hesitation, he said “you look Mexican from far away.” I just didn’t even know where to begin with that response

Remember that time we were uncomfortably attracted to Jai Courtney in Dangerous Animals?

I left personal training to go back into my career as a product manager, so I’m happy that Hevy is keeping me on track

My last movie watch of 2025 is, erm, this one

I don’t really care about Roan one way or another, but I think she just didn’t read a Wikipedia page and that’s the extent of the problem. Assuming that Roan co-signed Bardot’s racist beliefs is a wild take

here’s my 2025 in review

My oldest sister made me watch Child's Play 2 when I was like 5 or 6. I had nightmares for years. But now I love horror and especially Chucky, so it was worth it

Experiencing Sunday ennui as we head back from Costa Rica, so I might as well watch Eddington on my flight