Flexing my way into another weekend

Go checkout Undertone If you enjoy slow burn horror that exudes dread. This one needs to be seen in theaters because its sound is its source of fear

Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Flexing my way into another weekend

Loving my new House shirt

Was poking on Facebook the original follow bait?

Still working on that back flex

Still working on that back flex

I blocked another one on my alt account. What’s with these guys? Misogyny is gross and you don’t deserve to see me naked

Content labels are no longer being automatically added to adult content I guess? So if you’re not labeling your nudes, then you’re getting unfollowed and muted because I like to use Bluesky in public places

My butt and I trying again to fight off Sunday ennui

Blocked another old gay that said “no women” in their profile. Stop being weird

Horror edition

Happy International Women's Day! Support women's rights, but also their wrongs.

My butt and I trying again to fight off Sunday ennui

The thing about me is that if you start the Brady Bunch movie in my presence, I must finish it

It was a rough week at work, so I went to the gym and lifted a jet

My husband playing Bruce Lee on Commodore 64

Another Flex Friday post because it’s been a long week

Flexing my way into the weekend after a hellish work week

Another Flex Friday post because it’s been a long week

Happy #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Flexing my way into the weekend after a hellish work week

Mortal Kombat but all of the kombatants are old ladies Myrtle Kombat

Letting the girls breathe

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? I hope I get to be a guest because I'd get fired on day 1

Letting the girls breathe

Sagittarius: You will take the fashion world by storm with your new line of women's clothing which marries conventional everyday wear with the addition of electrified knives sticking out like porcupine quills. But what really sells it is that it has pockets.

Me in my 20s: "I don't want to be a cog in a machine. I want to make impact and be a big fish in a small pond" Me now: "I'd rather be a cog in a machine"

Battling Sunday ennui with my butt

Battling Sunday ennui with my butt

Name A Movie Starting With The Letter "B"

Double bicep quote skeet

Name A Movie Starting With The Letter "A"

I miss him 🥺

I took my shot at my gym crush and it paid off 🥰

Flexing my way into a much needed weekend

Maura, we love you #TheTraitors

Happy Fursday and Happy Trails

it just gets more and more bleak doesn’t it? square up and throw a punch for your trans friends today

Happy Fursday and Happy Trails

Because sometimes you just need to see cute little puppets kill Nazis

Robert Carradine (1954-2026) 🤍

Share a TV show that raised you.

I’m still thinking about Myki Meek’s Drew Barrymore impression

I was the target age for first gen Pokémon when it reached the US. I still love it 30 years later, even if it makes me feel old

Today I fought with Siri because she didn't know the word Cuntissimo

You called?