I love a bike adventure

I love a bike adventure

Here's a bicep

Bear-in-training hugs

Here's a bicep

Happy Treasure Trail Thursday and Fursday!

Bear-in-training hugs

Husk has sadly faded into obscurity

Flex Friday from me and the pit

The incredible edible leg

The incredible edible leg

Flex Friday from me and the pit

Midday nature walk

Emma Frost, Rogue, Monet, Magik, Kitty Pryde, Dazzler, Meggan

I’m a card carrying member of the big thighs club

I learned to dance from this

My new stabby lizard friend

“To forgive is an act of compassion...it’s not done because people deserve it. It’s done because they need it.”

I’m a card carrying member of the big thighs club

Flexing my way into the first weekend of the best month of the year. Happy Pride month!

Midday nature walk at Bluff Lake later

The Saloon in Minneapolis, where men dance completely naked in a shower because public bathing is legal. I slipped a lot of dollar bills in that shower stall

Clive Barker is a great name for a dog

I finally read Fallen Angels and how did I go for so long without reading this perfect masterpiece? It has so much heart and soul and it's what I need again from the X-Men comics right now now

Repost with your first crush

It’s important that Backrooms takes place in 1990 to be considered a horror movie. If it was set in 2026 it would be a joyous film about affordable housing.

My new bike kit arrived

#LetterboxFriday #LastFourWatched

No one in their right mind would confuse Patagonia with Pattie Gonia. Obviously the latter is a play on words. So why are you worried about trademark infringement @patagonia.com ? It sounds like you're just a bully

Mexico up here outdoing the US' fREedOm

Flex Friday Eve

Throwing down with my husband

Face reveal, wrong answers only.

6 weeks into my cut. 3 weeks to go. Then I bulk 💪

Now I’m seeing unlabeled AI-generated dicks in my feed. That’s just sad. I’m blocking y’all that like this stuff

Flexing my way into the weekend, where my husband and I will run the BOLDERBoulder 10k race. By run, I mean that my husband will run and I’ll walk at a gay pace (which is still pretty fast)

Y’all that post nudes without content filters need a healthier way to feel confident

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Flexing my way into the weekend, where my husband and I will run the BOLDERBoulder 10k race. By run, I mean that my husband will run and I’ll walk at a gay pace (which is still pretty fast)

Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜

Would I see a Dawn show at a gay bar? No #AllStars

The scariest thing about last night's Drag Race wasn't the monsters. It was the improv

Who should play James Bond? Let me put it this way...anytime I'm asked about who I think would be good for a new Freddy Krueger, I always have one answer: Amy Sedaris. I also think Amy Sedaris would be great as Dracula. She'd make one hell of a Columbo too. So honestly? James Bond? Amy Sedaris.

Y’all that post nudes without content filters need a healthier way to feel confident

Flexing my way into another weekend

Flexing my way into another weekend

The thing about me is that if you're going to come for me in a public Slack channel at work, then I'll find a way to make you look stupid so that you don't do it again. It's the equivalent of punching my bully

I'm humbled every time I use a pottery wheel. I'll get a hang of it one of these days