TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

Has anyone asked Macron about his sunglasses or are we all just going to ignore that?

We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.

Item 1 A highway that will cost billions, take 20 years and contribute to the destruc.....Approved! Item 2 A bike lane that will cost almost nothing, reduce traffic and align with our climate emerg...Do you have approval from every living and deceased resident in the city?

Does anyone know if Richard Hughes is still in post as head of the OBR?

Whoopsie 😑

Napoleon complex and male pattern baldness is going to destroy liberal democracy

A Potemkin State visit

A vacancy opens for someone without a job who has things in common with Donald Trump.

You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.

He’s finished (again)

Sounds like Rayner's resigned.

Does the madman theory of diplomacy still work when everyone knows the main protagonist is definitely 110% mad?

Once again, not important in the grand scheme of things, but astonished how shit the graphics are on the US House feed

Does Sir Beer Korma know how to get results or WHAT?

I understand why it's like this, but I will never forgive the web for shifting to a form where the two paragraphs of information I need only exist as a ten-minute video.

Lots of navel gazing amongst the commentariat following the locals - The fundamentals haven’t changed: If Labour can’t reverse our economic decline they’ll be a one term Government. Everything else is noise.

IT'S. ONLY. BEEN. 100. DAYS

I appreciate some people will be sad about this - But really how can you possibly need more than 20 episodes of a podcast about heat pumps? bsky.app/profile/evan...

We need more people on the political side of policy making to absorb the lesson: "Complexity is inherent"

This will appear in a few future history books as the perfect metaphor for current events....

"Buy American? Fellas, your MAGA hats are made in China"

Absolutely absurd that we are still dishing out honours from the Rishi Sunak era - The whole rotten system needs upending

@lonelyjoeparker.bsky.social 10 years ago according to FB - Feels longer somehow 😆

The Atlantic should have leaked a false story about it being Biden that shared air strike details with a journo and then pulled the old switcheroo once the MAGA twats had gotten all worked up about it - As it is the story is already fizzling out 😑

Not the main issue obviously but very interesting to me just how much more coherent and thoughtful these people are "in private" - Really exposes the cynicism of many of these guys aligning themselves with Trump and MAGA

Ah yes there it is - We have reached peak political opinion podcast. Time to start thinning the herd from this point.

GOOD

I’m starting a campaign to get the Scotland games back behind a paywall - Who’s with me?

I know it’s not the most important thing - But surely they could have updated their graphics in the last 40 years?

I'm clean as a whistle @profanity.accountant

Surprisingly emotional after last night to see that we have decent people in charge, whatever their other faults

Truly incredible that anyone with two brain cells would think Trump (or even anyone Trump adjacent) would be a details man

Oh

Anyone else just very, very tired with all this shit?

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

I see Truss still hasn't reached the bottom of the depths she's prepared to go to to stay in the public eye

4:15 am. That should tell you a lot. Allegedly.

The meme continues to be true, example 449694:

Genuinely the first bit of news that has made me smile in about 3 years

It’s remarkable how many of these UFO drones over New Jersey have lighting fully compliant with FAA regulations

All the proof needed that Zuckerberg is a psychopath - Any normal person would have long since sold up and waltzed into the sunset

I know this shouldn’t be the take away here but please can we not make “skeet” a thing?

The fact Trump has behaved appallingly, and will behave more appallingly in future, does not make it OK for Biden to pardon his son

2/3rds of my timeline now just people overexcited about a small amount of snow - Feels very retro!

Why bother with the hassle of letting someone live in your asset when you can just sit on it for 5 years and make a killing? I am fully converted to the 'housing theory of everything' now

With this kind of rigour and attention to detail it’s just a shame we couldn’t have got Musk into government sooner

A genuine highlight of my time at the Foreign Office was when David Lidington sent his Private Secretary down to my office to tell me off for not wearing a tie in our recent meeting 😆 Good to see some sensible Tories migrating

This is the first useful thing I've read in response to Trump's victory, full of genuinely meaningful and constructive points that progressives should be able to take on board.

@elon376.bsky.social Don’t come and try to fuck this place up aswell please