I whined once about being sexually frustrated on Facebook and since then three people have enthusiastically fucked me. I think incels are missing that the true secret to getting laid is being a hot butch trans woman who writes songs that people like and is known for being sweet and kind.

I came home with sex hair and my stepdad asked me how my date went and without thinking about the fact that I never told him I had a date I went "oh, fantastic!" and he joked that he didn't want to hear the details My hair betrays me every time 🤦🏼‍♀️

For someone who's never liked hard games I sure did fall head over heels in love with hollow knight and silksong. Silksong in particular has made me feel able to overcome challenge in a way no game ever has, and it's making me realize how badly I needed that for my self esteem...

If you see this do whatever you want but here's a gif of my fearsome warrior spider wife

I know I've said it before but I'm so deeply ashamed to be from the US

My friends are touring Australia soon and I'm happy for them but also very sad because I don't think I'm ever gonna be functional enough to get out of this country even temporarily. I want to see the world and meet people who aren't American and don't assume the whole world is the US. I feel trapped

Damn I was hot two years ago

This is from last year and that number still seems fake lol. I wonder how much it'll have dropped since I took this year off from touring, releases, and promotion to be mentally ill

I might have a brain tumor, and I need an MRI the doctor's visit and the cost of the scan are around €500 and I need any help I can get ko-fi.com/kimibeans

Chat how does one not feel constant rejection when your partner is less touchy than you?

I don't want to die in a camp

Glad I don't have a job to lose

I hate it here. I hate that no one anywhere seems to be able/willing to stop the obvious incipient American holocaust. The rest of the world is just watching us like a train wreck and trying not to get hit by shrapnel. Most of us on the train are trapped. Some of our fellow passengers are cheering.

Everyone tells me that trans girls get hotter in their 30s and I think I might be an exception to that rule

Ah late 2019. I was in a band that probably would have gotten big if I had just committed to it. And the the pandemic started and then the band went on hiatus and then my bandmate died of an overdose. I'm sorry about everything Rose, you deserved better. I miss you a lot

It's depressing that sometimes I consider getting a vaginoplasty instead of an orchi just so that people will have an easier way to fuck me, and so that nobody ever expects me to top again unless I'm wearing a strap

Lol TMI below

They're so pretttttyyyyy

I just got my first functional electric guitar at age 30. I've been a professional musician for five years and all my friends have several hundred dollar plus guitars. Mine cost $49 I'm kinda in love with it

I know nothing about this movie and probably wouldn't like it very much... but damn this is a well done fight scene. Also capoeira is just cool to watch

Thank you two people who looked at my boobs

Take a break from reading about Ch*rlie K*irk. Look at my boobs instead

Sometimes it feels like I'm the only person in the world with my particular sexual desires and that I'll never find anyone whose body meshes with mine and with whom sex actually feels good

Am I happy? No. But am I living a meaningful life? Also no

Goddd I wanna spill so much personal shit but I don't want to complain about it on a public forum 😭

I am a stupid self pity machine

Eeee not only did I get my niece a better electric guitar but I also ordered myself one. They're cheap but should actually be playable instruments unlike the last electric we tried to buy where the wiring failed immediately

Yayyyy Jo finally got to have her date where she played songs for them in her living room like a dork and then they talked and made out and talked and made out and talked and made out. Jo is now about 20% less feral

My therapist is excited for my album to come out so that means I need to follow through and actually make it cause I'll die without her approval

It's days like these I'm especially proud to be a part of the Flowerpot Records fam. This is a sampling of over 70 years' worth of protest music, covered in about a dozen different genres, it's all incredible, and best of all it's all to benefit Gaza! I'll let the label explain below: 1/5

This is the deep lore I was nerding out about btw. Honestly one of the coolest elder scrolls videos I've watched youtu.be/FE0FTc7ddsk?...

Eternally grateful my husband is willing to listen to me infodump about the absolute obscurest elder scrolls lore first thing in the morning

I finally fixed my guitar so the pickup cable doesn't rattle inside of it please clap

I don’t need a self driving car. I need a vehicle that runs between major areas and can transport large numbers of people at once to reduce environmental impact…wait it’s a train. I’m describing trains. Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.

A huge piercing bump suddenly appeared in my right earlobe and I had to take my plugs out 🥲 can we stop with the systemic inflammation, body?

I present: my Janky Ass Banjo. Held together by shoelaces, hair ties, zip ties, hopes, dreams, two screws and one rubber band. Read the alt text to hear me nerd out about it in greater detail.

We are a queer household in socal, my partner is job hunting and I'm disabled waiting on my disability hearing. If we get evicted we have to go back to Texas Rent: 0/3350 venmo.com/u/pancakewitch $givepancake paypal.me/inosaramet gofundme.com/f/support-sa... 💕💸 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ #mutualaid #helpsky #disability

No this isn't audio from that condenser, I was just standing in front of it cause the closet is just kinda where I do music. Anyway here's most of a new song

As a kid my biggest dream was to be a musician and tour and play shows to adoring crowds. Now I've done that and discovered it's overwhelming and I have a hard time keeping up with the lifestyle and work of booking, especially since my (probable) crohn's came on

you guys ever feel like you’ve said the wrong thing while talking to someone. like it wasn’t mean or insensitive or anything, you’ve just picked the Wrong Sentence at that specific moment and you can feel that everyone around you thinks slightly less of you now

Tempted to start blocking every single post I see that mentions big brother or Taylor Swift. I keep hoping that they'll go away if I keep refusing to interact but they're not

IBD (or whatever this is since I'm still waiting to see a GI) can go fuck itself. I'm so tired of being sick and in pain. It's been almost two months now since it got this bad

I am so envious of indigenous folks who have access to their own culture. I want to speak K'iche, I want to know more about my ancestors, but I'm so many layers of colonization deep that I feel like an imposter just wearing my own Spanish surname, let alone trying to call myself Maya

Update: they stood me up. Currently crying

I will be upset if I get stood up entirely 😔

I won't be upset if my date has to cancel tonight, just sad

You think breakups are bad?! Try being betrayed by one of your only remaining safe foods.

frustrating how "nauseous" and "hungry" feel similar to me

Not to brag but I piss very frequently