Ethernet over Message in a Bottle

If you're free this weekend, I'm having a flag burning party at the nearest ICE facility.

Holy shit…You can’t make this up: a plane is circling Soldier Field before the Bears home opener with a banner that reads— “HEY ICE, MASKS ARE FOR CUCKS.” Also the trolling is incredible for those that told us to stop wearing masks during the pandemic.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

I can

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

Am I doing this right?

My name is so common I'm effectively un-googleable, and that's the way I like it.

I hadn't realized I won the Goodreads giveaway, but I just received an advance reader copy of The Shattering Peace by @scalzi.com. I can't wait to start reading it.

#RAGBRAI 2025 is in the books. Final stats: Distance: 450 miles Climb: 10k feet Riding time: 32H 38M Top speed: 36.9 mph Longest day: 105 miles Steepest grades: 13%/-10.1% Mechanical issues: 1 (rear derailleur cable came loose)

It's tough coming home and not being greeted by my cat. It didn't really hit me until I got home. He's been a part of my life for the last 13 years. My dad took good care of him, but I wish I could have been there in his final days.

This little guy passed away last night in his sleep. I took him in after my grandpa died in 2012. I'm unsure of his exact age, but he was around 16-18 years old. I'm out of town this week, but he was with my parents and was comfortable in his last days. I'm going to miss him dearly.

excuse me, spider

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

We need more town-square guillotines. That would help keep billionaires and politicians in line.

From the party of "Anti-Cancel Culture".

Put a boot on it to make it look pre-made.

This is a concentration camp. We have a humanitarian crisis within our borders. We have a constitutional crisis. If they think the protests have been bad, wait until the rebellion starts. At this rate, it won't be long.

Found this cleaning up old pictures. Reaping dead kids always feels weird.

The 8pm redeye from Honolulu to Denver is brutal.

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD. Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?

They'll blame it on anything but climate change.

read the whole thing: www.archives.gov/founding-doc...

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --

My Pell grant has been so critical to getting my degree. This is heartbreaking

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This is a concentration camp. Call it Alligator Auschwitz, because that's what it is. This is America. Never forget and never forgive the people who allowed this to happen.

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

I'm here for the next 9 days and pretending I have no responsibilities.

If the president can say "[they] don't know what the fuck they're doing" on live TV, then surely I can say it on a Teams call.

I think you are lying

She inhaled trace amounts of empathy and her body went into anaphylactic shock.

kristi noem as porta potties: thread

it's giving

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Do I know all these topics already? Yes. Am I reading every post from @sudox.bsky.social? Also yes. It's always good to read the cliffs notes to keep it fresh, especially from an expert.

I'm really happy about the turnout. Thousands of people on the Iowa State Capitol steps and every age group well represented from teens to 80+. #NoKings #DesMoines

BREAKING: Just spoke with one of the lead organizers of the No Kings Day protests. The final number of protests is 2,169 in 20 countries!

It's a beautiful day for a protest. #nokings

This makes me so giddy.

Little Bobby Tables had a brother

The Killers fucking rocked! #CiscoLive

Hot Dub Time Machine #CiscoLive

Real men wear pink. #CiscoLive

Hey @nikkimegaplaza.bsky.social, @thegreengirl.net said you need to start posting your house, tap, and line dancing content here.