#DHS @altdhs.altgov.info

File under: Been saying this for over 20 years.

"I was wrong at the right time while you and your ilk committed the unforgivable sin of being right too soon."

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Folks ragging on Blueksy for this move need to redirect that anger at the Ohio Legislature. This isn't a bluesky problem. Get angry. Melt the phones. Call AG Yost's office. If you're outside Ohio, call your reps. It's coming for you next.

Happy carving to those lacerate

Late 2026: I finish a gig delivering pizza in war-torn Portland on my grease powered scooter. The owner asks me how I want to paid: Trumpcoin or Groypons. "Gimme da Groyps" I say. "You can still buy drugs with em at least".

NAILED IT 🎃🔨🐺📚 ♾️

Late 2026: I finish a gig delivering pizza in war-torn Portland on my grease powered scooter. The owner asks me how I want to paid: Trumpcoin or Groypons. "Gimme da Groyps" I say. "You can still buy drugs with em at least".

The US deserves a way worse score.

I’m too old for this bullshit but kids need to get with it and play Chrono Trigger because they’ll meet a lovable medieval frog and be swept away by the orchestral magic of Yasunori Mitsuda instead of whatever the fuck this is

Yeah I agree ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Mrs Harris' Pantsuit was going to make the genocide gay woke and vegan. Duh.

I HAVE A HUGE REAL PENIS THAT CUMS AND I HAVE SEX WITH MEN WITH IT ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Lots of links to VPNs in the comments. I left META/MAGA for the same reason. Lol.

"anti-antifa" has a double negative. when the double negative cancels itself out, guess what you're left with? ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Mrs Harris' Pantsuit was going to make the genocide gay woke and vegan. Duh.

Up the #pdxpunx

Wishing #PDX citizens a safe coming weeks

I'm gonna win At #SimCity

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🎶 LASH YOURSELF TO THE PLOWWW 🎶

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I hope to post more rebroadcasts of my radio show NonStop here on BS (lmao) #internetradio #nextwaveacidpunx

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Ok Regular Phil.

'Lonny Reb and The X-Husbands

If you see this, post a bridge

Rest in power, Assata Shakur. "A wall is just a wall and nothing more at all. It can be broken down. I believe in living I believe in birth I believe in the sweat of love and in the fire of truth. And i believe that a lost ship steered by tired, seasick sailors, can still be guided home to port."

Who loves ya baby? 🍭

Technologically Advance a Band: Steel Maiden

WHO PUT STEVIA IN MY ZEVIA?

I'd like to do a PV on this dude.

#Fakemusic please make On Top of Old Smoky as done by REO Speedwagon to the tune of Keep On Rollin' thanks.

Now that I've survived a "Permanent Suspension" I'm unfuckingstoppable... Nay, IMMORTAL!

"permanently suspended" Lmao whatever that means. Nice try

Can anyone else tell the difference between @atrupar.com and @paleofuture.bsky.social ? I barely can.

Of course the people we all want to hang would cry and winge and moan and shit their pants over powiticoo viwense. They should be afraid. I wonder how many people in the US now own a fully functioning guillotine.

This shit is cracking me up! watching the dude who played Vyvyan on The Young Ones be this badass Terrance Stamp type on Alien Earth!

Si la Tierra es plana...

Of course the people we all want to hang would cry and winge and moan and shit their pants over powiticoo viwense. They should be afraid. I wonder how many people in the US now own a fully functioning guillotine.

Remember the MAGA magnet bitch? How does that even work?

I mean...

Lmao #khive

If you’re not an anarchist in your teens, you don’t have a heart. If you’re not an anarchist in your 20’s, you don’t have experience. If you’re not an anarchist in your 30’s, you don’t have a brain. If you’re not an anarchist 40+, wtf is wrong with you?

Lmao "I'm the victim"