Who would win? Bruce Lee or W.E. Fairbairn?

I feel like Sisu is the highest concentration of Finnish most people can survive in a single sitting, outside of Finland

Big brewsky doesn’t want you to know if you boof brewers yeast, your lower intestinal tract becomes a brewery and you will be constantly hammered.

this is christian nationalism on full display. this is the most consequential moment in our countries history. this cannot stand, if it does america is finished

Hey, corporations, you know what would be really cool and good for business? If you firmly held actual beliefs and protected your customers and didn't let yourself be shoved by whatever political movement is the most hot right now.

9am is the middle of the day when you wake up at 3am. Pass it on

Therapist: who would even think of flash bang dispenser scar?

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that's the thing! there are no ads here. and so, people leaving doesn't have any effect. what costs money is server space and so we post lots of pics and videos.

Just realized I left a little whey in the bottom of my shaker… last Friday.

fooled you guys

They should make an Assassin’s Creed where you play as Audie Murphy

I sure hope it doesn’t say anything about my mental heath that I don’t feel like I can play clair obscure expedition 33 because of the themes of grieving, mortality, and loss.

This is the best possible recommendation I’ve ever seen for a horror game.

you put the dicks in your ass and then you fart, so it's dicks farting out your ass

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without any prep 1. Fighter jets 2. Knives 3. Video games from 2001-2012 (the only time games were ever good)

Europeans can walk for an hour and be on a different continent. If I walk for an hour, I’m just three blocks over. If a texan walks for an hour, they’ll still be in the Buc-ees

random people online: *curse me and wish me exploded* me: 🥰thank you and wish you a good night friend: *exist* me: 🫵you idiot

This. If that is "working" for you it means youre usually so fucking worthless that it was a genuine shock for you to do your part.

Hot take: the whole “make her horny by doing chores” shit sucks big time. Those are basic life skills, my dudes. You should be doing them because you live there. You’re not doing your girl a favor, you’re taking care of your own domicile.

Remember this you genocide consenting liberals??

Delete TikTok kids

This entire country is a clown show

When it slips in the wrong hole, thats a bummer

7k hours of Rust should trigger a Fed Drone hellfiring your house.

People who write opinion articles should be barred from having bank accounts

i hate liberals so fucking much lmao

Paradox interactive if Tylenol actually caused autism

Pistachos are such a good bar snack

At this point ICE are probably just driving around with a few bullets with "fuck ice" written on them in the glove box just like cops would sprinkle crack or plant guns.

This guy is absolutely a Nazi though. He just wants people to not fight back against fascism and his own political violence.

She’s utterly incompetent

I DO

My $0.02 is I dont trust the bullet writing to be real, but maybe it is. Anyone blasting into things randomly isnt at their most stable as it is. The Admin has messaging that doesn't wait for facts or investigation. It doesn't care.

Hating powerpoint is not an excuse for being bad at using it, if your job requires you to use it. Ffs. We all hate powerpoint

My phone is for my convenience, not anyone else.

Dumb fuck of the day award goes to…

Why should the humanities be a central part of education? Because we now have an HHS secretary who does not understand what post hoc ergo propter hoc is.

So we're supposed to believe that some white left-wing anti ice dude in texas shot a bunch of immigrants because he hates ice??? And their source is "trust me bro" as usual.

We mourn the people who create these conditions while ignoring those who suffer as a direct result of them

Last I read, the victims were detainees. Two have died and one is in critical condition. Awful.

Weird how trans people get blamed for everyone when it’s white cis men shooting up places. Probably should address the white violence problem.

Builds time machine Buys Apple in 1977 and shut it down

The Atlantic is a fucking rag!

Who keeps asking for Bubsy games?

Lionsgate right now is struggling to make AI generated movie