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All new jokes for 2026!

I think when the aliens come and try to piece together the events leading to humanity's ultimate destruction at hands of AI, they will inevitably note that our very first misstep was the unnecessary compulsion to advance beyond EGA. Happy holidays! youtu.be/O4kts-snFpg

The D in D-pad stands for dream.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.

a bunch of wikipedia editors made a website where you can stream public domain movies! wikiflix.toolforge.org#/

Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.

Stankenfrein.

Share a gif of a movie you’ve watched more than six times. No Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, Marvel/DC, Disney, or Pixar.

oh look, my petition is still there, waiting for more signatures. www.change.org/p/make-all-a...

One of my classics

Teams including the USA and Canada teams boycotting a video game tournament because trans women have been banned from taking part. This gives me hope.

::taps the sign::

Nope.

The WI being trans-inclusive was a big part of the reason for my support. Really disappointed rn. Seeing organisations one by one feel compelled to exclude a minority scapegoat in fear of the law is all feeling a BIT Nazi Germany, isn't it?

Creative types or just people with a conscience, check out my friend's petition, it's about requiring things made with the AI plagiarism machine to be public domain.

Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: The Rolling Stones Edwin Starr Texas Fun Lovin' Criminals Rod Stewart

Looking for a background video on your post-Thanksgiving chill day? May I suggest this video of me playing the Reanimal Demo (it’s really chill until it is NOT)? I have a second channel I will randomly post video game demos on just for fun, if you’re into that sort of thing! youtu.be/QucnvG0p1kQ?...

We are moving inexorably to the end point of electoral chaos - five parties all tied on 19% in the polls, election to be decided by blindfolded chimps chucking coloured darts at a constituency map

Dogs. That is all.

After fighting the GP's automated booking system (featuring a fucking A.I. called Andy), talking to 111, talking to a GP receptionist without problem solving skills, and ultimately brute forcing my way through an online referral I finally have an appointment. With, I shit you not, a Dr Mario.

It's a petition! The idea is to demand a law that would... 1. All AI generated, or AI assisted works must be listed as AI (in whole or in part) when presented. 2. All AI generated, or AI assisted works are part of the PUBLIC DOMAIN at the time of generation.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

“They come in and actually tell me that they like the artificial look. A couple of my patients have said those exact words to me”

This probably won't last long but I got first place in the Die for the Lich daily run. (I will likely achieve nothing else today so let me have this.)

Jesse On YouTube: Goodreads Choice Award Reaction 2025 Love Jesse's content, I support them on Patreon and I recommend.

@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.

I like to give people alternatives to using Amazon for sending me gifts but apparently the evil empire has now gotten wise to me and presumably others doing this and fucking REDACTED website links like it's a government report on alien life.

Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it

Welcome everyone to another thrilling episode of I'm Just Trying Not To Vomit At This Point Quite Honestly, the popular game show where I try not to vomit. Sometimes I even succeed.

cooked his ass

With profound apologies to Marie Antoinette.

It’s time

The thing about the Oval Office is it's pretty fucking distinctive. Doesn't really need a label, unless you are both monumentally ignorant and ignorant of monuments.

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

NY Post is like-“and, and, uhhh his WIFE! She’s a hot, aloof artist who is uhhh, interested in and supportive of her husbands work! Woah! Let’s make sure to include her name in this and remind people it isn’t a white lady name. Yeah, yeah, that’ll show them!”

Happy Hallowe’en! 🎃👻

To one and all...

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels: • YouTube Studio • Settings • Channel • Advanced settings • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality" • Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"