Looking for new swim gear and found these lads desperately trying to stop their balloons from floating away after filling them with too much helium.

Close. The word is actually "unbearable".

Feels like it would happen to @ben.kirman.org but he would somehow turn it into another project and pretend it was deliberate.

JFC. Moment of silence for a murderer.

This is a cat checkpoint. relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

Hanging out at Jesse On Youtube's live stream. We read books by indigenous people and immigrants of colour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW0C...

Repost with your first crush.

YES CHEF

Our next project is the Museum of Manky Tea Towels. Me and @ben.kirman.org need your help! Got any novelty/souvenir tea towels you could donate? Here’s a longer call for tea towels: crankandfile.co.uk/museum-of-ma... If you’re in the UK drop me a dm so we can arrange postage or a collection.

Once again I have caught myself walking away from a friendly interaction with a man in his 30s thinking "What a nice young man". When did I get old.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

I legitimately had a dentist appointment at "tooth hurty" today but refrained from making the joke because they must hear it every day. The dentist "slipped" with the drill after assuring me I'd feel no pain, and let's just say that went about as well as you would imagine.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Sorrow at being caught saying what one really thinks.

I doubt I'm going to hit the majority of the audience that really needs to hear this on this page, but you should read it anyways. Great points from great minds in the industry. www.wargamer.com/board-games/...

Slipped on the ladder at the pool and have badly twonked my shoulder. Not dislocated but currently applying ice and swearing a lot.

and yet one of these does not appear on the guardians 100 best novels of all time list. INTERESTING

What upsets me most about Terraforming Mars using AI art is that it's an established game with millions sold (or at least a lot). They've made money, this isn't some struggling indie trying to afford to make a first game look better. They could afford any artist, they just chose to save a few quid

Mantis is just one of many great games in this!! Typhoon Sinlaku TTRPG Relief Bundle: 92 items for $10.00 itch.io/b/3670/typho...

My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com

Tesla recalls Cybertruck because wheels may fall off. www.kbb.com/car-news/tes...

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

Breaking the scale on the shitweasel-o-meter.

when i drive off in my car

Reform UK candidate in a local election on the edge of Bristol next month posted ‘somebody shoot this c***’ about Prime Minister Keir Starmer & called Ed Miliband a m***. Full story here 👇🏼 www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...

Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

A cartoon for #IndieBookstoreDay, which is tomorrow! Get out to your local bookstore! www.indiebound.org/

I ♥️ birds and I ♥️ games

Ah, more eugenicist shit. Not only does he hate disabled people he also hates people who care for the disabled. He's fucking trash.

The American people disapprove of this Republican-controlled Congress, with a record-tying 86 percent of the public disapproving, according to a new Gallup survey.

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

Extremely @ben.kirman.org coded.

Internet-restricting laws being passed by old men who don't understand the internet, what could go wrong.

If a solo horror rpg zine game about being an alien who reflects what men want to see in order to consume them sounds up your alley, have I got the game for you wittlegoblin.itch.io/mantis 🩸🩸🩸

Extremely real Christian.

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.