Är det sant att du bet av levande fladdermöss huvudena på scen?

Jaja, svenska damerna måste alltså ramla, slå en legendarisk kullerbytta, tappa skidan och springa med den under armen för att norbaggarna ska få medalj. Vi bjuder på den

I just wanna stomp a goomb Ride my yoshi Grab a shroom Break some bricks Slide a pole Jump a pit Save the goal Hit a block Spin a fire Lose a life Climb up higher Chase a star Kick a shell Beat bowser Save the belle

Where are the US demands on Russia to hold a fair and legitimate presidential election, and a referendum on the war in Ukraine?

if you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who", or "Transformers."

Waiting for Skeet Surfing to become an olympic sport. youtu.be/aJOS7dKuwcQ?...

Varför heter det 'teslaförare' och inte 'litiumhjon'?

Dubbel kungadräpare.

Good. More!

A devious Ukrainian manhole defeats a Chechen Tiktok warrior

I read this as "Il-96 Canberra", and thought it was a RAF Luton post...

Lyssnar på Edwall. Eller som jag brukar säga, spelar Allan.

Norge, om ni behöver en ny kronprinsessa är det bara att riva upp 1905 års misstag.

Försöker lyssna på Springsteen men hör inget i mina Brucereducerande lurar.

Here she goes, leaving Baltic Sea. There is frantic activity. German clerks has had the main responsibility for looking away and the staff is exhausted. Denmark took over for now but the Germans are on again tomorrow. The clerks in UK shiver. They have 11 vessels to ignore. Just the coming hours.

Werner Heisenberg got lost every time he checked his speedometer

Men vafan Microsoft! (For English speakers: In Swedish, "dricks" is when you pay extra at a restaurant, "tips" is a useful bit of knowledge)

More spoofing plane locations to draw an image of JD Vance visible on flight tracking sites.... ....over Mar a Lago :D

Someone just made a digital painting of a JD Vance meme by spoofing Air Force One flight data onto web-service adsbexchange.com.

Satan vilket adrenalin här!

Lite ovanligt ändå. Brukar vara mamma eller pappa.

I need an interview with this person immediately what is it like to be the one and only Londoner to go see the Melania movie? and why?

På förekommen anledning.

Countries that have no actual name by u/Working_Candidate505

Austria next.

”Folk vill gå med i Europeiska Unionen. Ingen vill gå med i Kina. Ingen av USA:s grannar säger: ‘Vi vill gå med i USA.’ Ingen vill det.” www.svd.se/a/0pKw2o/tru...

This federal officer being assaulted by Trump supporters was the only person in the picture below who didn't get a pardon.

What I have said ever since Trump was elected the last time.

Gästkrönika: Vem tjänar på eländesberättelser om Sverige? – en reflektion om narrativets makt och den enskildes ansvar

Gymasiets helgdryck, när far jobbade på lab

Såhär är det

Jag lade aldrig ut detta igårkväll, men när ni nu pratar Svantesson kan jag inte låta bli.

@jascvakne.bsky.social har du bytt namn igen?

Viktigt meddelande: EFTERSOM DEN WOKE:A NOBELLKOMMITEN VÄGRAR TILLDELA MIG NOBELPRISET I FYSIK TÄNKER JAG INTE LÄNGRE LYDA FYSIKENS LAGAR. TACK FÖR ER UPPMÄRKSAMHET I DENNA FRÅGA.

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

🇩🇰🇺🇸 More than 280,000 Danes have signed a petition to buy California from the US. The petition promises to bring the Danish concept of “hygge” to Hollywood, bike paths to Beverly Hills, and organic Danish sandwiches “smorrebrod” to every corner. The petition was created almost a year ago.

@robwords.bsky.social You taking notes?

Four GOP Senators. At most four Repubs in the House. Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.

Alltså, jag fick nu i år reda på att det finns något som heter Hovkapellet. Hittills har jag bara känt till Bonnkapälle. True story.

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SOK; här har ni Sveriges nästa guldhopp på 800m för ingen har försvunnit snabbare än Dermot. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Bx...

Har inte USA redan atombombat Grönland en gång? Eller var det bara en B-52 som gick ner? (För lat för att googla!) @doedkoett.bsky.social @skanesurvival.bsky.social

That Nordic deployment to Greenland:

IMPORTANT Above image appears to be FAKE, just AI slop some #@#$ thought to put out there. Ship doesn't look like that pic. HOWEVER, reports that ship is in distress are credible

The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

"Och vad tycker du om Titanic?" "Läcker som fan."

John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think? Publisher: No notes.

Hallå följ mig på insta ang mat : vendictis 🙏🏾🥰