I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore

China is at war with Europe in Ukraine. Far too few Europeans have grasped this reality. By backing Russia's military machine, Beijing is actively working to dismantle our security. It is time to drop the illusions

Dr. Rubeliz Bolivar Barrios has been released! She should never have been locked away by ICE. As an emergency and trauma doctor, she served patients in South Texas with dedication. I am grateful that she will be reunited with her 5 year-old daughter Milena and husband.

It’s even worse, there’s a Russian puppet regime in Tbilisi, the capital of Georgia. Occupying the territory is only a means to an end — ensuring a loyal regime (which is, of course, erasing any perspective and future). Russia wants the same in Ukraine.

❗️Zelensky said Russia used 1,567 drones and 56 missiles in mass attacks on May 13-14, with Ukraine downing 94% of drones and 73% of missiles. In Kyiv, 7 people are dead, 39 wounded and nearly 20 remain unaccounted for after a residential section collapsed. #Ukraine

❗️Zelensky ordered Ukraine’s Defense Forces and special services to propose possible formats for Ukraine’s response to Russia’s mass strike. The directive follows the May 13-14 attack, when Russia used 1,567 drones and 56 missiles against Ukraine. #Ukraine

❗️During NATO exercises to defend the Swedish island of Gotland from a simulated “Russian attack,” Ukrainian drone operators completely crushed the Swedish forces. The Swedes halted the drills three times to rethink their tactics. Commander of the Swedish Armed Forces, General Michael Claesson,

Treffer auf eine Pumpstation an der S Pipeline vom Ural nach W. Die kürzlich schwer getroffene Station bei Perm liegt am N Strang. Sollte es gelingen, beide Pipelines zu unterbrechen, fiele die Liefrung von Ural-Öl komplett aus 1/3

Survivor of Jeffrey Epstein breaks down in tears describing the moment she learned her name was revealed while the rich and powerful remained protected by redactions Roza: I kept my identity protected as Jane Doe. I woke up one day with my name mentioned over 500 times.

Well this aged terribly

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Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

4. The European Political Community Summit in Yerevan, 5. Azerbaijan begins supplying gas to additional EU countries, 6. Kazakhstan officially announces that it will cease importing Russian electricity from 2027. www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/05/k...

Facts that have happened over the past month: 1.Moldova withdraws from the Commonwealth of Independent States, 2.The Slovak Prime Minister supports Ukraine's accession to the EU and refrains from participating in the Moscow Victory Parade, 3.Azerbaijan signs several defense agreements with Ukraine,

Sumy ‼️ Die lokalen Medien melden, dass der russische Kriegsverbrecher Abschaum mit zwei Drohnen einen Kindergarten getroffen hat. Die OVA bestätigt das (noch) nicht und schreibt: Die Rettungsmaßnahmen dauern an. Informationen zu Verletzten und weiteren Folgen werden derzeit abgeklärt.

12 Tote und 18 Verletzte ist die aktuellste Opferbilanz des blutigen und verabscheuungswürdigen russischen Kriegsverbrechen in Saporischschja.

„russland will Waffenstillstand und Frieden“ Bis zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt sind infolge der heutigen russischen Angriffe auf die Ukraine 27 Menschen ums Leben gekommen und mindestens 120 wurden verletzt. — Innenminister Klymenko Unter den Opfer sind zwei getötete und acht verwundete Feuerwehrmänner.

Same energy:

My thought on the moment is that he’s just a useful idiot being kept around, his information carefully curated, his health and cognitive decline managed by teams of professionals, in order to make obscene amounts of money for the world’s worst people, the human consequences be damned.

Sad thing is, I expect most Americans to not know about this.

1% of the UK Jewish population are in the IDF. Imagine if 1% of the Moslem population were committing genocide in a foreign army. The hypocrisy is staggering.

One thing this regime has taught us is that a president can do whatever the fuck they want if no one stops him. All that bullshit about "Don't worry, he can't do that because constitution" is being proven to be the lie it is. We are allowing our country to be dismantled by a mad man and his cult.

🚨🚨 U.S. Central Command says Iran OPENED FIRE on U.S. warships and commercial vessels today and that U.S. forces returned fire. Iran military spokesperson Ibrahim Zulfiqar writes: "Tonight, perhaps, a new chapter of power will unfold, one the adversaries have never witnessed before."

Update: Russian forces killed 5 people and wounded 19 in an Iskander ballistic missile strike on Merefa, prosecutors said.

Hier der Moment, als die russischen Kriegsverbrecher wieder unschuldige Zivilisten mit Raketen ermordet.

The Russians struck near a gas station in the Dnipropetrovsk region, right where a bus carrying nearly 40 children was parked. Six people are reported injured, including one child, a 10-year-old boy.

Do the laws not apply to the rich and wealthy? Kleptocracy? Quid pro quo. Bribery. You name it. All of this is wrong and illegal. Shameful.

Europe is paying for almost all of the aid to Ukraine, which means the US and Trump should get zero say in how the war ends. Trump is a bad faith negotiator. His efforts have already failed, and he has no right to dictate terms

OTD in 2014 CIA tricked "Pro-Russians" who totally weren't GRU into lighting petrol bombs they had innocently taken into an Odessa government building & threw from the roof to peacefully prevent imperialism. #OdessaMassacre

Gas prices just skyrocketed to $4.42 per gallon today. This is the highest price of gas in 4 years.

Ukraine’s Unmanned Systems Forces commander Robert Brovdi, known as Magyar, said Ukrainian forces struck four Su-57 and Su-34 aircraft in Russia’s Chelyabinsk region. He said hunting Su-34s and fifth-generation Su-57s is critical to reducing Russia’s strike potential. #Ukraine

Corn ethanol serves no purpose and is purely a handout to farmers. It costs more and emits more than normal petroleum. And it takes up half as much land area as all urban and suburban land in the US. If we replaced the land with solar, we'd get 3x as much power as the US uses.

The most corrupt family in American history. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

In Perm ist ein weiterer 50’000 Tonnen Tank geplatz, wird berichtet.

Diese Antwort muss man sich geben… der israelische Händler hatte KEINE Skrupel gestohlene Ware zu kaufen, bis ihm mit Sanktionen gedroht wurde. 🤬 Und Israel hat auch nichts wirklich dagegen unternommen… auch das spricht Bände. 🤨

Aktuelle Lage in Perm. Ein UFO vom Typ „Lyuti“ durchbricht das Feuer der russischen Flugabwehr… Und die Volksgenossen geraten komplett in Panik… 😏 Ton an!

Während viele Medien bisher basierend auf der russischen Propaganda, „Experten“ und den Aussagen von Pedonald den russischen Sieg herbei schrieben, heisst es heute plötzlich: „Wegen der Angst vor ukrainischen Drohnen, findet in Moskau die traditionelle Militärparade ohne Panzer und Raketen statt.“

Ukrainian drones attacked the oil refinery in Orsk, Orenburg region, with locals saying at least two UAVs crashed near the site. Smoke columns were seen in the area, but no fire was reported after the strike. #Russia

Comey committed no crime & Trump and his DOJ are a band of abusers. But, every time Comey's name comes up, I get upset about what he did on October 28, 2016. He breached the protocol, broke all the rules and, as result, was instrumental in placing Putin's asset in our White House.

He never had the money to pay for the ballroom. It was always a scam. We were always going to have to pay for it. They were just waiting for the right moment to hit us with the bill. This is now the time.

Israel has refused to transfer this month’s tax revenues it collects on behalf of the Palestinian Authority, intensifying economic pressure on the already struggling administration.

BP’s profits have more than doubled because of the Iran War. Time for a windfall tax.

Mark Carney: "Many of our former strengths, built on our close ties to the US, have become weaknesses. The US has changed. That's their right. And we're responding ... we're deepening our partnerships with our closest allies, including the EU, the Nordic countries, and Australia."

„Wir können das wiederholen.“ © Verteidigungsministerium der Ukraine Tuapse 👇

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Russia sent at least 30 shipments of STOLEN Ukrainian grain from Russia-occupied Ukraine to Israel. Israel is financing Russian aggression against Ukraine.

„Es gab Berichte über die Lieferung von Raketen für Raketenabwehrsysteme und den Stand der Umsetzung der Vereinbarungen mit den Partnern. Es ist wichtig, dass die Lieferungen im Mai nicht geringer ausfallen als das, was wir bereits an Zusagen von unseren Partnern erhalten haben, und dies ist 1/2

Der Hauptnachrichtendienst (GUR) und der Auslandsnachrichtendienst der Ukraine (SZR) haben ausführlich über die wirtschaftliche Lage und die sozialen Prozesse in Russland nach dem ersten Quartal dieses Jahres berichtet: Wir stellen eine erhebliche Verschlechterung der Schlüsselindikatoren und 1/3

Not one MAGA post about "thank God he's alive" or some shit. Every fucking one is "ballroom, ballroom, ballroom" Planned from the day he said he was going (only time ever), got his "shots" off at the press, got the talking points out and got a good laugh. I fucking hate this timeline.