Perks of working from home the past three days (first time ever btw): being close to Phoene, comfy pants and no shoes, laying down between patients, taking care of house-wife duties when time allows ☺️

Man, crazy how stress and worry impacts Duh GUT. Difficult discussions with patients = instant bloating and cramps

Oh how the tears flow when people come to my office

Anybody have a favorite wind direction? Cuz, 109 degrees ESE in ole P-Town today with sunshine is a true gift from Valhalla

Yo, errbody here gettin dat chrimus eve workout in, consider it packed yall

Quick poll: do thy nipples harden when it’s cold? For 32 years I assumed this was universal for everyone but learned about 15 min ago this isn’t so (which is the case for the same aforementioned OOMF)

Guess the OOMF: “woody, smoky, and sensual…that sounds like me 😏”

Not sure what to think seeing that three of my patients have been arrested recently

Oh how entertaining it is to hear of hospital drama and gossip, particularly when it involves supposed inappropriate relationships between co-workers #hecouldbeyourgranpa

Age old question for a lil guy like me: is it allergies or is something brewing within?

I guess I will try and be more active on this app, hah, here we go: the gods shone their light on me with birthday bowling, officially joined the 200 Club

Something I look forward to year after year is double gains birthday workout. What a delight

Patient this week: “if I’m going to do therapy, I want it to be via video, be at home on my couch, and smoking a blunt, with my therapist also smoking from their home, and just have a vibey conversation” Me: 🤔😑…you’re combining homie with therapist, bud…

To whoever mysteriously sent me a Pokémon game for Nintendo switch: Thank you. If you could also send a switch so I can play it that would be lovely.

ALERT: Hot new boi band, HIL, has their introductory gig today. Featuring @hottubheiress.bsky.social. Starting with covers, they are hopeful for original content down the road. Sound quality TBD…sex appeal guaranteed.

Me and @thankswedge.bsky.social doing us

Happy birthday to the Twins, can’t wait for a fun weekend!

He gotta be pushing 70 and be drinking both a coffee and red bull while workout out 😟

Ya boy was successful in his request to be excused from jury duty

Damn, a $1000 travel voucher to delay my arrival sounds tempting

At a coffee shop in Madison, Wisconsin with the sibs and I could have sworn @bradyheyen.bsky.social was behind me…by the sound of this guy’s voice (though he ain’t got nothing on your looks)

Tuesday is toe day at the gym….road to bunion prevention

Y’all know that @hottubheiress.bsky.social always slayin at the farmers market. It’s a true honor to be her ranch hand

Oh the trickle of sweat every three minutes down the tummy, thank god for my Pooh Bear crop top

That’s quite some vein porn, my guy

Lets give another hoot and holler to @bradyheyen.bsky.social for once again showcasing his talents, passion, and creativity and providing a transcendent journey of music. I admire your ability to enrich those around you without asking for anything in return. #happyfathersday

One puff of sativa pen (thx @chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social) evidently leads to 90 min of tweakin out and 50 pull-ups

Four years in our house and just realized we have an attic…but alas, no hidden treasure

Spring float + Big White VS the Gulf….let’s see how this goes

Crispin up alone on the beach but I can’t seem to leave.

Happiest of birthdays to the most well loved Squeako of all time 🐭 @squeako.bsky.social

Entering my techno era…a trip to Berlin is calling my name. Who is down?

Schrotthagen

Walk-of-shame on a Thursday

When @hottubheiress.bsky.social visits you at work, brings you a plant for the office, and snags a free lunch ☺️

DAMN big white’s boss is a hottie 💥

@chef-g0ldblum.bsky.social @joe-binky.bsky.social I think imma join The GYM today. Should we start taking performance enhancers?

All rise for judge Binky

Men’s scrubs, I tell ya…how is it that what fits is an XL top but medium pants 🤔

I can’t focus on this shit for longer than 2 min at a time

Day 1 with patients and already got yelled at by one for not giving them what they wanted 🙃 yipeee, true joys

Physician parking spot and access to the doctor’s lounge for free food and snackeees? Yasssss plz 💁🏼‍♂️ no more ass wiping (at least in the literal sense)

Highly enjoying listening to Hermanos Gutierrez during my attempts at reviewing psychiatric materials. Definitely contributing to a vibey, pensive, and reflective atmosphere as well

Fuck @joe-binky.bsky.social thank god for Daft Punk, can’t stop listening

Just when you think you finally have a parking spot cleared out you get home and find the fuckin snow plows (whom we all love dearly) have shoved all the snow and ice to the side into said spot(s)

Something about sitting in a 170 degree sauna has me like..

Looking like Anna Rose will be snowed in here in Lou with me for a min 😬

Burger and fries in preparation for the evenings ‘activities’ 👀

NYE special at the gym this morning: Triple Gainz