Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

this is what it’s like having GDM

and after that he’ll enjoy a resurgence in popularity

just reminded of the fact that when i was a kid i hated animalia by graeme base because i assumed there was some far deeper meaning than a few hidden images so i got really frustrated trying to figure it out

expecting tyra banks to grovel and apologise for top model is so funny

phonics parent: let’s go to big wuh

nothing like the feeling of razor sharp baby toenails scraping across your boob

as i am already quite familiar with Gay, i was a little disappointed that the gay hockey show didn’t teach me a bit more about hockey

my “i am not breastfeeding the grinch” t-shirt people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

me with my 3 week old baby: i want another baby

postpartum camera roll: - baby - baby - baby - baby - blood clot of size that needs to be documented just in case - baby - baby - baby - enormous clexane bruise - enormous clexane needle - baby - baby

been a mother for less than 2 days and i already feel like it’s insanely inadequate that humans only have two arms

the lesbian version of twink death is dink death bc lesbians be having babies

told the doula yesterday that i plan to go to my mind palace in early labour and she loved it so much she wrote it down in her notebook

it’s Baby Month

on maternity leave

yeah that’s right. we’re both pregnant at the same time. what are you gonna do about it

no YOUR baby is arriving in 70 days

you have been blessed by wig dog, click like to receive your blessing

october 2025… back for more bald cap

ok spring we get it

do you find this hog trustworthy?

gay little monkey from the apple store maternity style

baby’s doing these ones

saw a group of these this morning and it put me in a mood for the rest of the day

went to see the midwife. in my opinion though, no wives are mid

half way and feeling round

michael c hall should really have better things to do than dexter 12 the redextering

asked my wife the other day if she thinks being pregnant could make my arms get longer

i’m 7 weeks and 5 days PREGNANT and i feel like fucking GARBAGE. i just want to birth a little jelly baby like a kangaroo and keep her in my pouch where she won’t make me sick anymore

australia has voted for an early night

you’ll know capitalism is really fucked when they stop putting the little gold bell around the neck of the lindt bunny

bro do you need the chundee? do you need me to fetch the chundee bro? should i go get the fucking chundee right now?

LOOK at these perfect homemade bagels my beautiful friend @milfmunnee.bsky.social delivered to my house!!

where all my millennials who love to vape weed and shoot the shit about 2000s prestige television ❓🙋‍♀️

women posting their Ws

we can hear a band practicing every monday night and i swear they’re getting worse

you know the seasons are changing when the pile starts steaming

you know the seasons are changing when the pile starts steaming

your outie spent $290 on filters for household appliances in one day

facts or cap ⁉️🤨

david lynch loves you

DAVID LYNCH has passed away. We have lost one of the greatest directors in history, a superlative artist. A unique and timeless cultural figure. Forever in our memory, forever in our hearts. Long live The Greatest.

RIP to one of the greatest minds

where’s those nothing ever happens people now huh? i keep saying that this is the year that stuff happens. mark my damn words