Democrats, last night:

It’s now mandatory to call it the Tappanzee bridge.

rip dick cheney. he taught me that it's okay to be weird.

Washington (AP) — The White House says that Dick Cheney died this morning. He went out too fast in the first mile, and got passed by a lot of athletes in the last 2k. Still finished with a season best, though.

Gonna let Uncle Lew speak for me this morning: youtu.be/DUJ8xcRyz_8?...

84. He was a fuckin’ kid.

Time to start blasting Thanksgiving music.

My opinion on the Daylight Saving Time/Standard Time debate: clocks should only go one direction, back an hour. Each year, we can gain an hour of sleep and never lose the hour later.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

[referring to vampires] they're all blood doping

if you believe that a better world is possible, you may be tarred as a doomer, because achieving a better world involves calling attention to what is wrong with this one. your very optimism is called pessimism, particularly by people for whom the current world is more than comfortable.

Most men aren’t ready for long distance relationships. If you think it comes down to just bonding over the 3000m or mile, you’re better off as friends.

Just passed my phD offense. Absolutely destroyed some guy’s thesis.

Took the presidential fitness test. It was initially too close to call. The Supreme Court stepped in and said I was George W. Bush.

He ran 29:48

Listening to RFK Jr. is a little confusing. He's just screaming "SUGAR AND WATER" over and over again?

In Chicago, Mantz and I faced off and he outkicked me by 24 minutes in the final mile. Had him until then.

Awesome pics Alex. Thighs look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Chicago Marathon: ✅ My third major and third time under 2:30. Happy with this one. Also I used a straw for water cups and it was clutch. 📸 1-2: David Nguyen

117 pitches for Garret Crochet That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120. Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008! What a heroic effort

The only thing that stops a bad bunny at the super bowl is a good bunny at the super bowl.

No one wants to defend second wave liberal feminism, but you’re really not going to like a world where their achievements—partial though they were—are all reversed.

The basic infrastructures that allow women to be participants in public life—birth control & abortion access, no fault divorce, childcare access & affordability, civil rights law in employment and public accommodations, the minimal efforts to mitigate sexual and domestic violence—are all crumbling.

The current contradiction of the internet seems to be: 1) online private enterprise depending on the open source community building things freely and for little if any compensation 2)the incentives of companies to continue the privatization of the online commons www.404media.co/how-ruby-wen...

Eric Adams is listed as a DNF in the New York City mayoral race.

Harry Styles ran a 2:59 marathon in Berlin. He would probably run faster in a point-to-point marathon. He’s better in one direction.

It's hard to watch track meets as a white man because I don't see race.

Cole Hocker is usually known for his kick, but I see he's been working on his shoving and punching, too.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

It's pretty clear what Taylor's trying to communicate. Think about it. She got engaged on the 26th: 26. Two people in the engagement photo: 2. She's running a marathon.

The World Athletics Championships will not have a repechage round, like during the Olympics. However, the concept of a repechage round hasn't been eliminated forever. It's just been sent to a repechage round.

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I don't think AI is necessary for everything. For many things, you can just automate away the need for AI.

The existence of a runner named Mario Garcia Romo implies the existence of a runner named Wario Garcia Romo.

If you chant “Go One More” 3 times in a dark bathroom, a hybrid athlete will appear in your reflection.

Eva Victor's new movie is very solid, but I temporarily forgot its name when a friend asked for movie recommendations. I feel like I owe that film an apology. Sorry, Sorry, Baby.

Greatest men's 800m races ever run: 1) Rudisha's world record 2) Wottle's gold 3) this championship

How is she able to run so well in the 400m and the 400m hurdles? Well, Sydney has great genes.

I see your Patterson and raise you Dylan Beard, racing in a Sam's Club kit

A lot of athletes tout themselves as "blue-collar runners". Well, Jacory Patterson was (is?) working those overnight shift loading trucks at UPS and now he's a national champion. Working-class hero, IMO.

Nice job by Emily Richards, running 1:59.87 in the 800m semis at the USATF Outdoor Championships. After years of trying, she breaks 2:00 for the first time!

Nobody runs marathons anymore. They're way too crowded.

Guys, relax. The economy is tapering. It's championship season after all.

nice argument. however, I've already depicted myself as the calm and cool Nikki Hiltz and you as the straining Taryn Rawlings.

Lol @chrischavez.bsky.social saying “Joymo” on the actual pre-USAs Citius episode, the internet wins, point: @predamame.bsky.social

I'm an optimist when it comes to marathon racing strategy. Positive splits only.