Neighbor's tree has some leaf and bloom buds.

This is still basically what I choose to wear. Now with old lady long cardigans. You can pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Does anybody else remember those Valley Talk choose your own adventure games? You'd dial the phone # and choose from like 3 different genres, and a recording would be like "You walk through the woods and sees a troll. To stab it with a sword press 1. To run away press 2. To talk to it press 3.

I somehow cut the tip of my tongue with floss?

My child has started this phase where he likes to chill in the dark. He'll nest in some blankets in his room with curtains closed and lights off or I'll randomly find him chilling in a closet. He's not napping. He'll be playing or chattering. Should I be concerned or is this something kids just do?

This is all AI is.

It’s very strange that many headlines today are a about war making petroleum more expensive rather than war killing people, harming people, destroying the environment.

Therapy: A thing where you have to talk to and build a trust with a person Me, whose entire issue is trust and people:

😕 🍪

Hands-down the best version of this song.

What I'm saying is that there are two wolves inside every writer and these days both of them have rabies.

Accurate

I live in the stupidest fucking state. Neighborhood app alight with a bunch of people who don't understand the Constitution or why it's bad (for them, not just undocumented people) when LEO are operating outside the law. idahocapitalsun.com/2026/03/06/i...

Every night around midnight I can hear somebody stomping around, and I'm always paranoid it's someone on my side of the duplex, but it's just my neighbor apparently sporting some lead boots.

A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

Like clockwork.

Saw a big ass bird of prey. It was very sqeaky and was colored like a lightly toasted marshmallow. Had a hooky beak like an eagle. It. Was. HUUUUGE.

Stretched out on a trampoline with my kid to stargaze tonight. Highly recommend. Lotta cool stuff out tonight. Night Sky Tonight: Visible Planets by Location share.google/T4hFvVV33Srm...

It's that time of year. Enjoy the festivities, all y'all who celebrate.

Seems to be the pattern…

Did congress authorize this fucking war where American lives will undoubtedly be lost? If not, why the fuck do we have a congress? Why are we paying very large salaries and benefits to all these assholes since they do absolutely NOTHING!

Beyoncé, Kamala Harris, students who write papers critical of the president, brown people in general, moms shot in the head by ICE, nurses shot in the head by ICE, China, Hilary Clinton still for some reason, Iran...

I love my child dearly, but it is now 3am and he has not stopped baby babbling and laughing all night. He doesn't seem to need or want anything. He's just chatty. There's nobody here. Not even a pet. Gotta tell them ghosts to respect the quiet hours, I guess.

"You got any plans for Sunday?" Me: open.spotify.com/track/2MM3em...

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

I was in the shower when the maintenance dude arrived this morning, and had to get dressed really fast and got tangled in my sports bra for like 10 minutes because my hair was down and I didn't towel off and the bra stuck to me. Just, if anyone is feeling inept today, at least you're not me.

Just found out that little old man, Gary, who always walked around my town with a very friendly and very large blue and yellow macaw passed away. :( The bird went to a rescue or some such, so that's good.

This. Fucking this.

I did not think my most formidable foe would be a screen protector, but here we are.

Behold. IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR!!! Here is a neighborhood kid's sales page. Shipped within the United States only. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/clara9...

Am I the only person who LIKES going to the dentist? Their chairs are so comfy. Your teeth get fixed and/or deep cleaned. Win-win situation.

alysa liu!!!

my teaching philosophy comes from the fact that i got expelled from high school *twice* and then went through the navy and graduated from ucla with honors. success is not linear. give your kids some grace.

This is the most decadent ice cream I've had. The blackberry and salted dark chocolate is life-changing. The STIL - Boise, ID share.google/wIWlTm3N7duZ...

Doing things the "right" way, burning out and then realizing there is another option, coming back and winning it all with no fucks given? Yes please tell me that story forever.

I like what tea tree oil is doing for my skin, but to me it smells like a soggy bag of bad weed mixed with pine needles or something, and I hate it.

gallica.bnf.fr/accueil/en/h... I am very excited about this. "Gallica is the digital library of the BnF and its partners. It offers free and open access to several million digitized documents from all periods and all media."

Why are so many Spanish language books listed as French? They're not even that similar.

How can anyone support the Israeli government in this? They are clearly in the wrong. www.npr.org/2026/02/20/n...

Do not have coverage for luxury things like hearing aids.

Where is the rent $800? I need to go there.

We have cycled through all the weather types today.

“I am somebody” shaped how millions of us saw ourselves as kids, including me. That message mattered. It still does. Rest in power, Jesse Jackson 🙏🏽

Take meds in the morning? Cannot keep eyes open all day. Take meds at night? Wired for hours AND also cannot keep eyes open during the day. Why can't this energy burst happen during the day? Life requires me to be a Daywalker.

Trump is what I imagined that spoiled boy king Joffrey would have ended up like if he hadn't been poisoned with that weird bird pie.

A child dying of cancer spent her final days fighting to free her wrongfully detained father from ICE custody.   This comes just weeks after a mother from Maryland was denied the right to be at her son’s side as he died from cancer.   Not one dime for this cruelty. www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...

www.eastidahonews.com/2026/02/prot... I am surrounded by incompetent assholes and their woo woo nonsense.

What’s so weird about men in power is how when they face scandal and should step down the world acts like no one else can do their jobs. Bottstein, Wasserman, these aren’t irreplaceable men! Stop with this delusion.

This new song by Cake is kinda weird...

This is such a pretty song about a spider.