was walking in to the train station when a bird shit on me I WANT TO DIE

there is actually so much overlap between real housewives and big brother and it’s so so interesting to watch

i got a towel warmer during a white elephant this year and i truly don’t know how i’ve lasted this long without one

am absolutely dying to know if dorinda has a social media intern or if she comes up with her posts herself bc it is true camp realness

this app needs an overhaul

is anyone else’s bluesky freezing a lot when they play videos it’s happened like three times so far today

he is so cutie patootie ☹️☹️

can the bluesky algorithm stop showing me armys i can’t possible block them all

alan interviewing monét x change #thetraitorsus

he’s destined for that first boot i’m so crushed 💔💔

honestly would kinda love if rob isn’t a traitor right away and was recruited afterwards or even not at all idk i think he would actually be such a good faithful

just rob and alan having a little kiki god i can’t wait for their back and forths

no offense but why do random people just reply to posts on here

is there anything better in the world than cats

every day that passes i think my shame for this country couldn’t get much higher and yet every single day i am proven wrong

last doompost of the day but it is extremely depressing to spend your entire adult life watching society be destroyed by people who are either too old or too rich (or both) to care

appreciate how the vpr revamp kept the toxic men casting (this is about jason. that man is an actual demon)

i get so excited for traitors stuff to drop as if i don’t already know im going to end up dropping it some time during the season

rob, tiffany, and ian #thetraitorsus

never let anyone tell you astrology isn’t real bc every bravo-lebrity i’ve related to, i’ve looked up their chart and we always have something in common 😭😭

i’m literally the only person in the office today someone please kill me

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

spending my new years right - taking edibles and deep cleaning my apartment

i can’t believe she’s a real person

it took me a little bit (season 4) but rhoc has sucked me in

Your mind….. I need to see them whoop-it-up immediately

thinking about the night that mickey used her power to dethrone rylie and we unleashed asmodeus on the house. god that was so electric.

omg?? sending so much love to her family right now

merry christmas everyone ! 😁😁 thank you for putting up with me and all my random opinions and never ending threads about rtv from the early 2000s 🫶🫶

i’m seated. i’m so seated that rachel reilly herself is terrified at how seated i am

there are so many big brother superfans in new era survivor like why can’t we be this lucky

sooo i just read that vanity fair article about bravo/rhony s13 and…. Wow… i will definitely be watching this whole season a lot differently now

ok i just watched mine because i was curious and why do i feel fat shamed 😭😭😭

every app now having a year wrapped is extremely unserious like why did i open the uber app and that was the first thing that popped up

i haven’t watched a single christmas movie this year 💔

i didn’t even realize traitors spoilers were going around like that 🫢

Anyway if Cirie wins this is the greatest season of all time #Survivor

i saw the christian jimmy fallon quote out of context before watching the full thing 💀💀 never in my wildest dreams did i think he was serious

billie eilish boomerang idol

i want to quit my job so bad but i have to keep it for at least another year

hannah playing a perfect game her big brother win is imminent #rhapmafia

simone is such a gem #rhapmafia

congrats to keanu for becoming the new bowie jane of #rhapmafia

MAFIA WIN AHHHHH SOOO DESERVED #rhapmafia

what a fun final 5 this was #rhapmafia

keanu is genuinely so fucking random like simone?? why the fuck not sure 😭😭 #rhapmafia

my uber driver says to always look out for the least unsuspecting person LMFAO SIMONE #rhapmafia

that taran vote was so perfect timing for hannah omg he was the only one who clocked her #rhapmafia

Hannah Chaddha is everything to me #RHAPMAFIA

kill keanu PLEASEEEE #rhapmafia