i’ve hit the bread module in pastry school and i have so much bread i have no idea what to do with all of this 😭😭

anyways let’s get this bb28 season started i’m starting to miss julie chen

(i’m talking as if i even finished s50) but why would s50 not be the season to have “EVERY twist from EVERY season” like that just genuinely makes zero sense to me when i thought that was the whole point of s50 was to celebrate the entire series 😭😭

I am begging people, next time you see a woman on reality TV who seems disproportionately angry for the situation she’s in- PLEASE remember that things are being excluded from the edit. They love to edit in an angry woman, but they never seem to include an antagonizing man.

i fucking hate men this is why i will always root for a woman on these shows to win. women just always have so many more obstacles in front of them that they have to conquer bc of how deeply entrenched misogyny and misogynoir is in this patriarchal society

when the sexism is so baked into your brain that it doesn't register when it comes out of your mouth. fuck everyone who greenlit the decision to edit this out. you directly contributed to discrimination, I hope one day you realize the gravity of that and have to live with it forever #survivor50

so who won

i completely foresee myself being team alicia in this liz vs alicia feud #rhori

watching rosie end kelsey as someone who has been team rosie since episode 1 is sooooo soooo cathartic to me kelsey deserved every single second of this and more #rhori

this whole conversation between joellen and her mom is genuinely heartbreaking to watch her mom clearly has no clue just how much damage she inflicted #rhori

i’m sorry i just cannot take kelsey seriously at all with her whole “i wanna be independent” while she’s still not paying any bills like girl you’re still cosplaying being an adult #rhori

i just cannnnotttttt with the k x shamea group like im seriously over them #rhoa

everyone’s worried about keanu or tucker for returnees when i think the REAL possible enemy is cameron

i’m so extremely sad that out of that survivor50 final 5 tiffany would so absolutely deserve that win but there’s no way she is based on that fuck ass edit

why would they not put a clip of their most recent season in that promo

someone please save us from 90 minute veto episodes i just can’t keep going on like this….

CBS has confirmed #BB28 live feeds will return on Paramount+ and Pluto TV. They have yet to announce when feeds will come on this season

i’m actually genuinely surprised unlocked is coming back

see i saw sharon’s taylor swift pic post and just thought she posted taylor swift for no reason

assuming it's July 9th that means it's a Thursday that means high chance of a Thursday/Sunday 2 night premiere and feeds again don't start till Sunday 12th July BRING BACK THE LIVE MOVE-IN YOU COWARDS #BB28

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT A 7/9 BB28 START DATE-

and why should porsha support u kelli #rhoa

shamea and kelli are sooooo lucky this is cynthia who is very classy and gracious bc any other rhoa og would be kicking them off this entire trip #rhoa

i love spending 30 mins in my uber home talking about how much we hate the nypd and ai 🥰🥰 love this city !

danny has made me feel so many violent feelings this season wtf do you mean u can’t hold YOUR child so nia can eat #thevalley

i’m sorry but kelsey just doesn’t like rosie and that’s fine but literally nothing she claims rosie lied about is actually anything 😭 like girl you’re fighting air #rhori

oh angela oakleyyyyy i knew i liked u this season for a reason ! #rhoa

new valley episode 🧵

LMAO. #survivor50

i’m having major big brother withdrawals right now

very rarely have i seen the rhobh cast react correctly to very dark situations. first it was the way they treated taylor through her whole dv (s2 specifically) and now its the way they’re just letting brandi be extremely racist towards joyce while expecting her to just take it

rhobh has been a step up from rhonj but not by much

it’s sad no one in ashley’s life loves her enough to tell her to stay off social media she’d still have her legacy at this point

oh dear lord….. the internalized misogyny…. like i don’t even understand how that’s your first thought

the way alicia has inspired me to buy fig newtons again

does Brian look like he goes to the gym? #RHORI

pinky went and told every single person about filing for bankruptcy but didn’t want to TELL HER HUSBAND ???? girl 💀 #rhoa

shamea doesn’t know what she’s talking about? i’m shocked this is my shocked face #rhoa

it’s hard for me to take any of kelli’s jabs towards porsha seriously when she’s dressed like that. maybe britt actually dodged a bullet when kelli took her glam team back #rhoa

i’ve grown a major soft spot for angela this season she’s been moving like she’s the only newbie who understands the nuance of hw group relationships #rhoa

cynthia bailey remains the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen #rhoa

it’s hard for me to feel bad for pinky when she is being sued for not paying her employees #rhoa

rulla… please free yourself you’re too much of a baddie for all this bullshit 😭😭 #rhori

“does brian look like he goes to the gym” JO ELLEN STOPPPPP LET ME BREATHH 😭😭😭 #rhori

while i completely understand rosie rubbing the other girls the wrong way in many of these situations it is very funny to me what their complaints are bc they really are like nothing 😭😭 #rhori

the way this season keeps getting worse and worse

having just an intense feeling of goddd i love cats so much

The origin of Britney’s cringe face gif #bb14

new valley episode thread 🧵

if there was going to be any of my posts to randomly go bluesky viral at least it’s the one of my pretty cheesecake