@robdelaney.bsky.social i wanna talk 2 u about geriatric love making ,

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

@robdelaney.bsky.social taut buttocks.?

@millsypop.bsky.social stay in your lane plz

@millsypop.bsky.social stay in ur lane this week, BBA

Beyond thrilled to report that I’ll be receiving a Kennedy center honor from president trump for my mobile game “I’m Just Sayin’” which allows you to use the slurs of your choice against historical figures & 3-D avatars of people you work with! avail thru App Store & Google play

@millsypop.bsky.social im really good at monday NY times crosswords now

listening to music and gyrating my body in a rhythmic fashion to the beat.!!!

@mourningcake.bsky.social ♥️♥️♥️

@robdelaney.bsky.social the odor is emanating from my wife again :-)

@robdelaney.bsky.social why do my wife fart so much.?

@mourningcake.bsky.social i just witnessed Kyle expel one long, perfectly shaped, firm, fecal stool.!!!

@robdelaney.bsky.social guess how long its been since my wive & i have shared intimacy (physical touch).?

@robdelaney.bsky.social everyone knows u were a founding member of The Black Eyed Peas; u have always been my favorite Pea (even better then Mohawk Jeff) 🫶🏻

would u mind if i had a little diahrhea today.?

mama & papa 💕

@robdelaney.bsky.social one of the writers of #Catastrophe wrote the line “There was brown.” in the screenplay for an episode of the show.

@robdelaney.bsky.social have u made a beef purchase, this month.?

@robdelaney.bsky.social dad holes are moist (to the touch)

@millsypop.bsky.social im haveing major diahrheas.!!!!

@millsypop.bsky.social I have superior, cat-litter scooping skills compared to you. your not even CLOSE to my level in terms of thoroughness & cleanliness. #stepaside #everyounceaccountedfor

@robdelaney.bsky.social that pėnis smelled weird af, am i right.???

@robdelaney.bsky.social i dont wear underpants at costco anymore ,

i know how it feels to carress a woman & touch her gently. being intimate w a woman is something that is natural/easy for me.

if u have pics of my penis and/or butthole, plz dont post them on this platform ,

how did ET the Extraterrestrial go bathroom.? his legs were so short. zero chance he could ride a horse - his eyes would get big & he’d slide right off ,

im no longer afraid to reveal my battle with diahrhea publicly

@robdelaney.bsky.social do u know about the grinch - the guy from the xmas movies.?

im intrigued by the notion of sex; its a fascinating premise that i’d like to try one day

it smells like aunt in here ,

@robdelaney.bsky.social im extremely active (sexually) rite now

@robdelaney.bsky.social warm & tender beef brisket.?

@robdelaney.bsky.social my penis is none your business ,

@robdelaney.bsky.social im no longer scared to death when in the presence of a naked lady

@robdelaney.bsky.social hope u getta see a real-life naked lady b4 XMAS.!!!

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄🎅🏻

I use the Dewey Decimal System to organize my dildos

so freaking moist rite now ,

i enjoy any type of media (tv/cinema) where i get to witness @robdelaney.bsky.social being maimed, disfigured, and generally harmed (physically & emotionally). 🤾🏽‍♂️

@robdelaney.bsky.social my wife eats ALOT of beef

Loving Sabrina Carpenter’s new Christmas special featuring Rob Delaney!

@kyleskey.bsky.social i dont give a sh*t about skeleton crew* *ur favorite show

@mourningcake.bsky.social there’s a greater chance Iowa State comes back to win than rob returning to be our friend again :-(

@robdelaney.bsky.social onerous anus.???

@millsypop.bsky.social do your Hollywood friends know where Rob Delaney is?

Bluesky is nice but it’ll never be the Jeremy Renner app