Comment when you've nutted so I can clap and wave a sparkler around

Enjoy your new years nut today yall

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A few days early but just counted up all the posters I was on this year (yeehaw!) and I just want to thank everyone who reached out to me and gave me the opportunity. I loved playing for everyone, y'all are so rad - love Friendship ♥️

AYO SOON FUCKIN JOIN UP FOR SOME SICK ASS FUCKIN JUNGLE BAYBEEE WOOOO

"The waymo delivering your cuck to you has been delayed, do you wish to select a cuck closer to you or continue with this current cuck order?"

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Forgive me father for I have neatly folded my penis into one of those Chinese fortune telling triangles

I believe Jeff goldblum says "I'm gonna blum" when he cums

Who needs enemies when you can have enemas

Dill is weird, it's like "hey do you wanna eat something that you will taste perfectly every time you burp for the next few hours?"

Not enough presents on the 25th? Reyov and symbo got you covered with the gift that keeps on giving: some dank ass fuckin JUNGLE BAYBEE

Thats it, too many events tonight, everyone gotta stop, were closing up shop, game over, cancel em all. Have a nap or something idk

I crave chip

Only time id ever want a cuck in the room while I'm doggin is if every few minutes they would get up, walk over, and spit in the hole to keep things running smoothly, then go and sit back down without saying anything

You killed it homie ♥️♥️♥️ thanks so much for the monumental vibe

TONI !! Spinning something deep and emotional. Deff come thru

Rizumu turns 6! We’re throwing a full-power PLUR celebration for everyone who helped build this home. Come dance, connect, and make new core memories. Day-one fam or first-timers, you’re part of the story. vrc.tl/event/19763 #vrchat #vrdj

HEY FRIENDS!! It's that time of the month again! This Tuesday join us for some chill and rad jams courtesy of two heavy hitters @boyhowdymusic.bsky.social and @narshwhal.bsky.social starting 9pm EST Come hang and have a good time with me ♥️♥️♥️

If a bagel joint asks what kind of cheese you want on your BEC, you know you are in for a bad time

Whenever I see DS1 or DS2, my brain will forever immediately go to dark souls and not death stranding lol

Hey y'all, I don't usually reach out like this but I'll be hosting another rad DJ at my place, the weekend of the 2-3 of Jan and would like to do a b2b set! We'll be able to do House/UKG/Bass/maybe a tad of dnb. Lmk if any of you wonderful peeps have an avail slot <3

Gods bootyhole is green

I'm being a little shit who has no liquid so I'm playing chill melodic jungle >:]

Fuckin sick as clothes from a sick as homie

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

How much psi would I need in my balls to shoot a load from New Jersey to Florida, asking for a friend

Mouth douching

My Spotify wrapped was a red flag tbh

People's desire for product unboxing to be a whole fun and exciting event with curated branding, layout, and design elements that all get thrown out at the end of the day anyway might just actually kill me

YouTube Wrapped You spent 2,186 minutes watching: Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR) We believe your reason for watching this was: Not Sexual

Hey fam, check out this cool shit and stuff, you know you love it, yea you do, come support if you think you are a human or a robot or a bug or a newborn slug or something idk

Some chill jungle for you moist holes, join up fuckheads

A potentially common phrase used by speech pathologists, teachers teaching kids how to read, and kinky individuals would be "Sound it out"

Hey don't judge when the bloody shits make you cry

They really gotta stop putting the intake fans for laptops right where your legs are when they are on your lap

Daydreaming about this yoohoo I had last night

Yoohoo has always slapped

Hey fam! Did a pretty jamming lower-ish energy experimental Neuro set for the Quake collective, def check it out if you waaaanna :))) on.soundcloud.com/juQN5rVdd02F...

Walked to a rave without realizing it started an hour later, how's everyone else's night going?

Records are cool and all but like, getting up to change the record is misery 20 mins into a stone town get the crown king session ya feel?

No gag reflex got me cramming it so far down there I'm touching the last meal

Alright raise your hands, who of you got too high at thanksgiving? Yeehaw diggity dog I made a mistake

@friendsh1p.bsky.social out here showing me some of the best places out in new york bless 🙏🏻

Hey girl is it warm?

Idk if this is a good goal or not, but being in a place mentally to not feel the need to play "the new year" by dcfc Jan 1 sounds pretty lit to me. Or counter point, to have someone to wallow in that mess with me also sounds pretty lit *shrugs*

had a surreal "what a country" moment when I was ordering a Lyft to the emergency room and getting served in-app adds for five nights at freddy's 2

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