Mfw I animate my wet busssy

How about cut and bothered

Uncut and unbothered

Aren't we all here just to grab gooch and die?

The girth of man

Is it pre-jarred?

Hot chicken cummy ache :((

Rest is so tiring

I'm sportin' cock!

Tender are the moments that allow your tea to grow cold before you can drink it

With the coverage of the artemis right now, I realize I would likely have also been ignorant/apathetic to the Apollo 11 going-ons had I lived during that

DETOUR MILE 03 APRIL 16 17 18 8PM - SUNRISE 3 DAY FREE RAVE NOKESVILLE VA DM FOR ADDRESS discord.gg/detour Trailer: BeeGee, Audio: KitsuneMixes

I've shit my pants

Ahh yes how could I forget, the most annoying day to be on the internet...

The time to frot is now

RIP Shinichiro Sato, the drummer for The Pillows. Most people know them for their contributions to FLCL, but they were one of the most consistent rock bands in history. 20 studio albums over 30+ years, not one of them bad. Here's four of my favorites. Living Field especially is an all-timer.

Big music

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

Idk if you need to hear this but bro, when she said "wow it's so big" she means it bro, she really does

Art thou attempting to coat thee in thy raucous youthful fluids???

I would be perfectly content never stepping on a plane ever again

My plot armor is just a fleshlight

Memory ephemeral

It's probs for the best I don't get a mic for my decks cause last time I turned my mic on during a set I was yelling at the people in front to wash their asses better and hydrate

I don't usually advertise my vods/recordings so this is a bit rare, this set was a fun one to pull out of my ass and Hookz did a cool job capturing @martinozvr.bsky.social world. If you wanna hear some melodic neuro check it out or don't! ♥️ youtu.be/GAS6Tj193Cs

Try finger but hole

Gonna buy a brand new toilet so I can give the homies hypoallergenic swirlies to keep em grounded 🙏

Up in 30 mins or so, press the phishing download button on that website to get the track bro promise it's not phishing and actually the track cmon bro just click it c'mon please bro click it

This is your opportunity to kick my ass IRL

Socks are just tubes for your feet, condoms are just tubes for your cock. Therefore, condoms are socks.

Particularly unpleasant feeling slingshotting between caring about everything and not caring about anything

Give up and see where it takes you

Field egg group more like I'm gonna fuck that group

The band Rush Limbaugh

"doing the drive astronaut style" is just diapering up so you don't have to stop to shit

Step 1: work the shaft

That's tim Allen's card

Holographic mewtwo with ok tits allegedly

There is no good Tim Allen, only evil Tim Allen

We all agreed we would hold hands and cum together!!!

I am the problems clown, send your wife to vaporize me

I can do 80 things at once right now

Recto the fleshed out mascot for your rectum

What if we made out on the trader Joe's bridge over the bioswale

Symphony in C? More like symphony in C deez cheeks clappin

Country blumpkin

Acapella experimental Neuro drum and bass