Oh yeah, happy Gocktober 🎃

My skin is currently unblemished, and if someone could get me back to looking like THIS, it would be greatly appreciated 🙏

rolling my dick up like a tooth paste tube to get the last drop of piss out

Oh yeah, happy Gocktober 🎃

My skin is currently unblemished, and if someone could get me back to looking like THIS, it would be greatly appreciated 🙏

Got back on tumblr mostly for horny purposes, but feel free to follow if you still have it www.tumblr.com/catgirlelean...

did I ever mention that a hookup had a random playlist on while we were fucking, and 'Lola' by the Kinks started playing. This was NOT a trans woman, and I gave them so much shit for it lmao

#kinktober Day 1: Frotting

Unfortunately when I say that I'm attracted to butches I mean in a 'Mr.Darcy but make him a crust punk' way

* turns on Masterpiece Theater during sex * the hottest women you know are getting sloppy to Cadfael. Disgusting to Poirot

Is this John Fetterman in 1994's 'Sharpe's Honor' lol

mrow

Got back on tumblr mostly for horny purposes, but feel free to follow if you still have it www.tumblr.com/catgirlelean...

Gocktober, the most wonderful time of the year. Hang up your gocks on the gock tree. Put out a bucket of gocks. um. frot, I guess.

People always ask if I'm named after Moira from Schitts Creek (or occasionally Overwatch) and it gets really irritating, so I'm going to start asking white guys if they're named after the McElroy brothers

#廣井きくり生誕祭2025 #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

"want to fuck me up sometime?" works way, way more than you think it ever should

famous literary detectives are like 'my job here is done' after personally failing to stop 5 murders in the span of a week

affirmation: you're not evil, you just haven't done your hormone shot

I'm simply gorgeous 🖤♥️

ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval

Stop buying Brandon Sanderson's books.

I'm simply gorgeous 🖤♥️

following cis lesbian comedians as a trans woman is difficult, because you'll always hit the part of their standup where they start incorporating how disgusting and vile the penis is and how no one could ever love or touch such a revolting body part

Void suit with a twist

'butch 4 butch' this, 'femme 4 femme' that, my sister in christ just fuck a woman

Okay I thought we weren't going to get any kinky scenes in this like in Study in Scarlet, but then the villain has his wife tied to the bed and struggling, so.

Dyed hair 💖

The followup (of the episodes that remain intact) is this version's film length Hound of the Baskervilles adaptation, and god is it so fucking tedious

Dyed hair 💖

You're damn right she is

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Hello @a24movies.bsky.social I will make a horror movie for 1/4th a Hollywood budget and I won't boil any lakes to do so, give me a call

You're damn right she is

i only have the money for glacially paced marginal improvements in my quality of life which is a shame bc i am really in the mood for some alarming grand gestures

Grasshopper Manufacture revives Let It Die with a sequel!

I keep getting compliments today for some reason

got my c*vid shot done at w*lgreens (along with flu) and it was fully covered by my insurance. Go get yours done asap, wherever you can.

It's big boot butch season bitches

It's big boot butch season bitches

Two black cats 🖤

Two black cats 🖤

This is womanhood, if you don’t understand that’s on you

context

@beansprout666.bsky.social caught a cat(fish)

Amazing time getting tied up and taken care of by my friends 🥰➰

Just watched A Study In Scarlet 1968 with Peter Cushing, in which the villains' actors act like they're fucking each other offscreen, we get a scene which I can only describe as CNC, and Wiggins from the baker street irregulars looks approximately 34