They need to make a movie about this

Thank you to everyone who reached out today to wish me a happy birthday! I don't think I've ever had more people reach out to me in one day before for a birthday like that before. Shoutout to all of you that make such a positive difference in my life every single day. I love all of you very much 💙🐺

Watchin' NASCAR:

Reminder that any time you hear a massive crowd of 50,000 people singing "Sweet Caroline", they are all singing about an 11 year old girl

There's truthfully nothing I cherish more than a super relaxing quiet Saturday evening at home with my boyfriend 💙🥰 The best!

Can't believe I turn 21 tomorrow!

The extreme far-left is more interested in being joke police rather than actually focusing on something that matters and has a negative effect on reality. Pretty absurd if you ask me, and if anything, gives the opposite side plenty of gas to fuel their disdain towards the entirety of progressives.

Watchin' football @jonbois.bsky.social

How to properly play Kirby 64:

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Incredible things happening in that Arizona crowd

1, 2, twins! youtu.be/lPmMFuCWeBo?...

Yooooooo no way

We are LIVE and In Conversation with our old friend Eric Wareheim. TUNE IN: youtube.com/live/DGZYRmGM7s4

The last week or so we've ordered an entire new kitchen worth of kitchenware since we left all of our old stuff in Ohio (we just wanted to get our own new stuff). I am *so* hyped to start cooking! Crockpot, air fryer, George Foreman grill, there is going to be all sorts of good stuff!!

Go watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue.

That online trend where people taking selfie videos of themselves talking just show their eyes and nose and not their mouth. Not really sure where that came from but I see it everywhere now. Please back away from your cameras, it's uncomfortable having you talk so close to me 😂

Please be cute animal mascots and not dumb amorphous blob creatures thank youuuuuu

The Detroit football Lions

when you haven’t gotten laid in a really long time

When I see @whoabot.wtf post that he's drinking beers

I love Flosports so much, I'm already back to watching hockey again!

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

This looks like the set from Tim’s Kitchen Tips

We are LIVE and LAUGHIN with the great Megan Koester and director Tom Stern!! TUNE IN at youtube.com/live/6Q9iiQt6ey8

Went on Maps and went to the spot down an obscure alleyway where me and my friends used to play wiffleball. 2018 you can still see our "home plate" laying on the ground from when we played in '06/'07! Then, in 2022, someone moved it and put it up against the garage wall, and also fixed up the grass!

GOOD HORNING! A fresh delivery of fun and laughs is coming your way TODAY Thursday 9/18 at 10am PT (1pm ET) with special guest director of the Butthole Surfers documentary Tom Stern and special guest co-host Megan Koester at youtube.com/live/6Q9iiQt6ey8

Fate forcing me to have to post on that nazi website so I can report a bug in an indie game to the devs and idk how to properly report bugs in their discord server:

Let your freak flag fly with director of the forthcoming Butthole Surfers documentary Tom Stern in the hot seat and the long-awaited return of our good pal Megan Koester in the Doug seat! Surf on over to youtube.com/live/6Q9iiQt6ey8 TOMORROW Thursday 9/18 at 10am PT (1pm ET)

Every time a Sens player that @benjaminmilks.bsky.social made a song about leaves the team, my soul dies a little. :(

Couldn't listen to this song until today, still can't believe Ozzy is gone man.... open.spotify.com/track/7w6PJe...

uhhhh, what?? 😂

The week really does feel different after the Detroit Lions win 🦁

There is nothing more unattractive to other people than constant self-loathing. If you can't find a way to love yourself, why should others be expected to? Start simple, do things you enjoy, focus on yourself, and you will find happiness.

Idk who Robert Redford was. I just went thru his filmography and director credits and I've never seen a single film or show that he has been in or directed. RIP 🙏

Like a month or two from now instead of being 6:17am it's going to be 5:17am and that just sounds fuckin miserable and awful. Not looking forward to it.

20 years ago, man, I remember discovering these games on a service named GameTap, changed my life for forever!

Funniest sports play of the weekend:

FUCK

CRAZY motion on that ball post-kick

"That's not what podcasts are!!!! It's HORRIBLE!!!"

This is a cumulus cloud appreciation post... Cumulus clouds outline Lake Erie in the Northern United States. As Earth’s surface warms in the summer sun, thermals rise creating countless clouds while the relatively cooler waters of Lake Erie remain nearly cloudless. (1/3

Daytime cumulus clouds bubble into showers and storms on the Yucatán Peninsula (image 3). Aided by sea breezes, clusters of clouds boil over into cumulus congestus and cumulonimbus often leading to thunderstorms. (3/3)

The center of high pressure in the Southeast United States is revealed by dotted cumulus clouds in a circular pattern. Areas of high pressure often dominate the broad atmospheric circulation in which clouds flow within. (2/3)

Our hearts and bellies were full of pretty music and handsome hoagies thanks to the Delco Historical Society, Delco Rose Hoagies and Cass McCombs! Watch now at youtube.com/live/PYRIAxSrP2k OR get an extra hour with the gang at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.

Beautiful symmetry, sir!

Umpire's gotta catch that

If you LOVE pretty music you'll LOVE Cass McCombs LIVE on Office Hours! TUNE IN: youtube.com/live/PYRIAxSrP2k

This kid had to give ESPN back the Top Ten chain Justin Jefferson put on him, Matt Barrie says "ESPN is the Karen that took the ball from the kid"