I think I got it!!

I really need to work on my lighting game with this thing. Apparently there's a way to change the exposure time which will help.

I can't promise that this will be the only thirst shot i take with the Polaroid, but goddamn it sets a high bar!

Smokey Saturday Sunset, i guess?

Serving sick and slept on the couch. I had to close the store early last night because it was that bad. I'm pretty sure it was a caffeine overdose. I'm feeling wrecked and fantasizing about cuddling John Kerns from his season of Taskmaster.

@harlanparamore.bsky.social as Krampus helps Santa get a little naughty. #santakink #krampusporn #gaybears

Oh this is good @smashy.bsky.social Listen to Duvateen on your streaming service tidal.com/album/516296...

Here we go again. To test things, I need to create characters. To create characters, I need to give them abilities. To give them abilities, I need to come up with a system to do so. Multiple spreadsheets later, I can make characters to test the ability and battle mechanics.

I normally wouldn't do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures. As many of you know my mom was recently diagnosed with cancer stage 4. She is currently undergoing chemotherapy but having some side effects. We are hoping to get back to spend time with her and help out where we can.

Monochrome Monday

Re: 'H.R. 8250' "Parents Decide Act". This bill wants to force age verification on the operating system level. If you see one of your reps listed below, CALL THEM so we can kill this in committee www.congress.gov/members/find...

Song chain: Quote this post with a song that uses the words in the title. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - The Curse of Milhaven youtu.be/AiIEhK0P-Rw?...

My main problem with these clamps is that, because they have no teeth, they could slip off. It didn't occur to me until today to try putting them on from the top down so the bars help hold them on.

Kinda super thirsty guy on growlr messages me, throwing himself at me. Eventually after getting him to calm down, I agree to meet up and offer a time and place tomorrow and... His profile disappears. I guess that means he blocked me? Coffee first. That's the rule. Tough shit. Fucking wanker.

Veni, purgavi, dormivi.

It is your duty as leatherfolk to actively reject gay men deciding what’s deemed digestible, palatable or not for our straight masses. My advice: your chain isn’t heavy enough.

I know I'm pretty strictly a white briefs kind of fat boy, but this mesh jock was $10. It is now mine.

What's your favourite bible verse? (Wrong answers only) "'I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know? But I'll crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole!' Said Stagger Lee."

My face when I post a jerk off video here, label it appropriately, and the mod team not only adds a redundant label (seriously, I got this) but an incorrect one as well (the hell there isn't a form of nudity in there :P)

Giving Bowser that facial last night.

When you give an imaginary boyfriend a very real facial.

The best part about designing games is being able to claim math rocks as a business expense.

I will finish getting dressed at some point. I mean I even have one sock on now!!

I know hookup apps are full of horny guys. That's the point. I'm there to make friends and suck dick, I get it. But if I tell you you're coming on too strong, my interest is already out of the fucking window. I will still give you a chance to reel it in. If you keep on pushing, you get blocked.

Group of jocks all prideful of how fit they are and how hot they are for being so lean when one is brainwashed to learn fat guys are hot. Acting as an infectious sleeper agent eager to slip suggestions into the group's workout playlist, gradually affecting their diet and perspective on what's hot~

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

Photography hot take: Good lordt, fuck expired film and fuck romanticizing it. I had to process the shit out of these scans before I got anything other than teal blobs. They look like third generation photocopies now, even after significantly reducing the ISO on the camera.

Today in Creeple, I have never interacted with this person before. He didn't follow me and never interacted with my posts. I think he may have been a bot. Don't do this.

Tightly whities adjacent, taken for a friend who is looking for a similar pair.

A certain bear asked to see me playing with myself in my singlet... There is a loud bang at the end, watch without volume or with headphones.

A week in a day: Monochrome Monday Tummy Tuesday Wet Wednesday Thick Thursday Fat Fuck Friday Small dick Saturday Soft Sunday

Damn right. 🍭🐓💦

PSA Time! When a retail employee tells you they are closing in X amount of minutes, this means you have that quantity of time to get what you came for and leave to enjoy your evening. Dicking around for that amount of time, especially without buying anything, makes you an asshole. Thanks!

Fitting for my first rubber tank top. It's going to be custom tailored for the front, with nightshade blue and white trim. As most of my gear is neoprene, this will be a welcome addition to my rubber bear life.

Photo taken mid sorting stuff.

Taken after the shower, before i got dressed...

There is a possibility the world as we know it could end tonight. There is a possibility that the mad coward will chicken out. There is a possibility that someone in the chain of command will break it with the word "no." There is a possibility that the first light of dawn is an EMP.

On the one hand, this feels like busywork. On the other, it's going to be a lot easier for me to sort rather than going back and forth on a PDF. Consolidation is key here between small heals, scanning enemies, item fabrication/repair, etc.

I'm going to put longer updates for game design and photography stuff over on bigdumbanimal.ca like I just did :)

Revisiting my great folly as a first time game designer has been a very eye opening experience. I should probably recount this as a proper blog somewhere.

I know many people associate scents like flowers, trees, even the rain with spring. I'm downtown, and i associate it with the scent of thawing piss everywhere.

I've been on a Tindersticks kick for the last couple of months and, honestly, is there a man on this planet more in need of a hug than Stuart Staples?

I knew I should have paid for WinRAR #compression

Laundry may take a few hours but folding takes 7-10 business days.

Ohio just introduced HB798, an omnibus anti-trans bill that targets every aspect of trans peoples lives. It bans trans people from bathrooms, even in private businesses. It retroactively bans gender marker changes on birth certificates and drivers licenses. It compels misgendering in schools.

It's day of Trans visibility, so remember

Laying out the book for a reflowable epub is the fastest part of this whole thing. Holy crap that's done!

Thinking about what's needed for a successful social media network now. 1) Full cross platform availability, Web, IOS, and Android. None of this mealy-mouthed "We're working on it!" For a year then dropping some broken assed bullshit (eg Spaces) and feature parity is an absolute must.

Good news!! The illustrations for the book are done! Tonight, I'm going to start layout for Print On Demand and EPUB variations. Self publishing will be easier than getting an agent with this subject. As much as I don't want to use KDP for the physical edition, it may be the accessible option.