And now, reading on the couch.

Had the urge to make the beard white again. It amuses me.

My crotch is a clean, well-lit alley, apparently.

Teevee time.

I maaaaay have picked up some gummies.

Saturday beard spa day is complete.

Occasional random people: How are you single? Me:

Happy 3rd anniversary, left arm!

Floof continues to floof.

Happy 2nd anniversary, back!

I love this jacket, but I'll have to figure out how it works with the beard. When it was delivered, there was a post-it on the receipt that said, "Have fun breaking this in! It's a BEAST!"

Fresh sheet night. Also, I realized that my tripod can clamp onto my ceiling fan. I will need to get better at flopping down before the timer goes off. Ha!

Just felt like it again. Haven't worn these pants in a while.

Ahhhh. Home from work.

C'mon, beard, get dry. I gots some grocery shopping to do.

I have declared it a booooshy day. Off to Crater Lake.

In the world's most mirror-filled Motel 6 on earth. Two more hours in the morning, and I'll be a Crater Lake. Woohoo!

Felt like a little gear time.

Some tasty, tasty pollo con arroz is in the mail.

Mmmm. A l'il reading on the couch.

How you doin'?

All right. Time for some questionable decisions.

Apparently the bosses noticed that I've worked my ass off this week (and was creeping up on overtime, so they told me to clock out and go home. Been a while since I wore some big boots.

I don't mess with AI much, but I was playing around with it a little the other day. Heh.

Yay, fresh sheet night. I need more pillows.

Nekkid cooking with Seth.

Teevee time.

Seboots. Funny. And appropriate.

When you're going on a l'il road trip after work, and planning on not coming home first.

When you're going river tubing, and you realize boots probably won't work....

Well. That was a fun evening. Haven't had that many mouths on my dick in a while.

For my next trick, I will make @badnewsbear202.bsky.social yawn from 2800 miles away.

Returning to the sac from putting laundry in the dryer. Sadly, I did not put the tripod within reach of my toes.

(Proof of said nekkidness)

And now for nekkid reading in the lovesac.

Laaaaazy.

My face after looking at FB memories and seeing that it's the 12th anniversary of the day I moved out of the house I shared with my ex. Best thing that could have happened. Good riddance to bad, narcissistic, controlling rubbish.

I have a friend with an...unusual fetish. He LOVES time-lapse videos. I don't get it at all, but ai love how happy it makes him. So here's some speedy beard care!

Getting closer to needing to pull the beard out of my shirts. Woohoo!

Ahhh. Fresh sheet night.

Post-lunch couch laziness. Woooo.

Backsfoliation during beard spa day.

Was thinking I'd go to the Eagle tonight, but now.....I dunno. Hrm.

So. This is what a year's worth of beard looks like for me.

Iiiiiit's crossword puzzle time!

Got bored. Decided to mess with the beard whitening stuff and see if I can find a better way to apply it.

Maaaay have eaten some shrooms a few hours ago. Maybe. But definitely could use some cuddlin'.

Feeding the Salt Pig.

Sarong-ing it today.

Decided to try this Gravy restaurant this morning.