I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

charlie kirk was a bigoted sack of shit and he thought random gun deaths were an acceptable consequence of having the second amendment, i wonder if he revised that opinion in the brief time between getting shot and dying. didn't think your number would come up, didya charlie

The whole goddamn world is enthralled by the nonsensical ramblings of an old paedophile with delusions of grandeur and blatant dementia. When the history books are written on this period, Christ it’ll be embarrassing to have lived through it, that’s if we live.

Has there ever been a more intellectually impaired president than Trump? Genuinely. Historically. Would genuinely love to learn if there were ever presidents as useless or more. And don’t go party politics on me because today’s idiocy transcends all that. We’re in the realm of proper stupidity.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut." www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

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This is high art

Quick reminder: Le Pen wasn't found guilty because the French courts hate democracy. She was found guilty because she broke the fucking law. open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...

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I think the real problem with DOGE is that it’s a bunch of people who think that everyone is stupid except for them, when in reality every organization is made up of people who are trying to do things as best as they can but are constrained by other factors

Ableism teaches us that disabled people are “less than”. That they’re lazy or not trying hard enough. Disability can & does happen to anyone. It doesn’t matter how hard you try or how much you “want” to be well. We all deserve compassion & worth should never be based on economic contribution.

Sen. Michael Bennet: "Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were, as director of the CIA, participating in this thread, were you aware of that? Are you? Are you aware of that today?" Ratcliffe: "I'm not aware of that."

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

And Donald Trump's shoes. You'd clean them with your tongue, Mr Farage. You are the Lord HawHaw of our times, a friend of foreign despots, not of our country.

🇬🇧🇺🇦 "Did you hear people cheering you on the street? You can see the support. And we will support as long as it takes. We want long-term peace," — Starmer to Zelensky

Thanks to @mrhenrymorris.bsky.social, I’ve seen the next incisive issue of The PNG Courier

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Thank the lord for Private Eye

Who made this 🤣

I've never hated the Tories more in my life than I do now. Their behaviour over Musk's smears has been utterly contemptible. A mixture of unapologetic bigots and mealy mouthed cowards. The only reason not to wish for their destruction was that they were less bad than Reform but apparently not.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

CUT MY FOOD INTO PIECES THIS IS MY KNIFE AND FORK