The White House octagon sounds like something a screenwriter cuts for being too unrealistic.

Deep dish, because he would like how it felt to sink his fangs into it. Extra sauce.

I am canonically 8 feet taller than my wife in-game. #ffxiv #elezen #aura

“Da Dip” by Freak Nasty

A ton of people is only like 12 people so I can definitely say a ton of people watch my videos.

Watching “Backrooms” by myself in an empty theater this morning was the vibe equivalent of 3d glasses.

The band that played the hold music for Texas Roadhouse dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert youtu.be/nQgpu3xPS9M

“Take it like a man.” (Drives truck real angry, blames women and society, makes an angry YouTube short)

The Quadratics have dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert.

If you hate reading about Magicians and the Tarot, don’t go reading my Substack, today. You’ll be pissed. open.substack.com/pub/taylorel...

🌙🐺 #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

Ok. Time to turn the day off and turn it back on again. (Naps for half an hour)

Let me first say that I love the Lopporits and the design of all the planets and all the stuff has been pretty cool. Let me secondly say I cannot physically have fun doing the crafting in Cosmic Exploration. I do see how it’s awesome if you need to level crafters. #ffxiv #cosmicexploration

But if you’re more of a reader than a video watcher, I also wrote an article about the Four of Pentacles on my substack. #tarot #fourofpentacles open.substack.com/pub/taylorel...

New video up on the Four or Pentacles and Why I Drew Them Like That. #tarot #indietarot #vectorart #digitaldrawing #noai youtu.be/m3-fCiSIetc

Arm twisted. Here’s Xatos

I have other games, I just don’t have any time to play them. #ffxiv

For those who prefer to read over watching videos #tarot #indietarot open.substack.com/pub/taylorel...

Also today I talk a little bit about the imagery in the 3 of Wands/Rods in the Ellis decK and the Tarot of the Starbound Phantasia #tarot #indietarot #noai #indieart youtu.be/tBkuV9gmlhw?...

Don’t use AI to write, use pigment mixed from the compounded blood of a voidsent beast and shavings from a precious metal like a real alchemist. #noai #ffxiv #alchemist

New hat. Dumb as hell and I love it.

Xatos is centuries old and responds to his junk mail in calligraphic longhand.

ROLLERGAMES KONAMI 1990 NES

If the building is on fire, "oh don't pretend this building was perfect before" isn't very helpful

Updated my header image to an old drawing from 2021 but this is what the whole thing looks like with and without frogs. #frogs #crows #popscicles #vectorart

When your favorite pets are animals with a 2 year lifespan

Annnnd new vid up at the Pretty Picture Party - talking about the 8 of Swords. The shorter vids seem to do a little better, so this puppy is a shorty! youtu.be/whK_kLPHsao?...

A Zanbul panel of wasp ninjas, which I am not working on because I’m working on a tarot video, which I’m not working on because I’m posting in here #indiecomics #vectorart

obligatory

Bad/weak coffee does to me what a dead man’s blood does to a vampire.

“I’m never gonna find the perfect planisphere for this gla-“ #ffxiv

If we start calling the ultra wealthy the “financially obese” will that help people understand how unhealthy it is to hoard that much money?

The nineties were better in the sense of several extremely bad things not having happened yet

One CHORT meme. As a treat. #ffxiv #chort

male elezens cycling through their cposes while afk at the marketboard in limsa

New video up, today on my Pretty Picture Party channel. Today, we’re talking about the Hanged Man #tarot #selfpublished youtu.be/VnA9_xVzu30?...

this would fix the website

Douglas Addams always summed it up perfectly.

CHICKUN (tekken force mode voiceover) #gpose #ffxiv

Wait, is that a meme reference?! #ffxiv

How you look when you say “AI is the future.” and you’re talking about the ripoff and compliment chatbot

Honestly, Jotaro is fine, tho.

Also I have a YouTube where I talk about my tarot cards, art, and invent new cards like the 11 of waffles, apparently. youtube.com/@purpleskele...